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You know how you solve this problem? Stop eating Hot Pockets. Seriously. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite meh says, “You know how you solve this problem? Stop eating Hot Pockets. Seriously.”
And Jim Gaffigan tells you why:”

Good thing I took the batteries out of that smoke detector five months ago. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite RadicalX says, “Listening to the pops is the way. Every bag is different. You must learn to quiet your mind and emotions and focus upon not the pops, but the emptiness between them. To press the popcorn button or to enter a time and walk away is to assume that you have control over the popcorn, that you have understanding of the popcorn. To understand that you do not understand, this is the Tao…”

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Remember kids, a microwave only burns you because it’s been mistreated in the past. – Ms. Fix-It