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Oh come on, it’s been fifteen minutes of show, ten minutes of commercials consistently for the last three hours. NOW you’re going to speed up the ending of Gladiator? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite d4m4s74 says, “Sometimes I think people from tv stations have placed cameras in everyone’s toilet and pick the length of the commercial break by looking at how many people are in there.”

Someone was paying extra attention the day they taught repetition as a key marketing strategy. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite omnomnomnomnomnom says, “In half life it’s, “HEAD CRAB APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD CRAB APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD,” but they never say you are going to suffer from life-threatening symptoms like death.”

As much as I love these commercials, it just isn’t the same without Billy Mays screaming in my face. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Fromage says, “The “things I care about” portion seems big…”