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Here in Germany I once saw a leaflet:
“Wie man parkt so fährt man auch.
Ihrem Parkverhalten zu urteilen sind sie ein völlig wertloser Zeitgenosse.
Sie sollten ihr Auto verkaufen, den Erlös wohltätigen Zwecken zugute kommen lassen und sich selbst Hagenbecks Löwen zu Fraß vorwerfen”
(roughly translated:
The way you park, the way you drive.
Considering your parking behaviour you are a completely useless contemporary. You should sell your car, donate the revenue to a charitable trust and trow yourself to Hagenbeck’s lions.
(Hagenbeck is a zoo in Hamburg)
I like “Stop visiting public places.” They should all do that.
oh god, the amount of people that park badly at my school is ridiculous. I need cards with this printed on them.
they sell fake tickets that go on a long tangent about how terrible the recipient’s parking is, I wanted to walk around my university with a whole pack of them…
I had that placed on my car once…. I was like, GET ALL THE BAD PARKING!!!!
Sadly, I only was ever given one of them.
Yup, definitely going to print out 1000 of these on index cards and keep them in the glove box. Just in case. I think I’ll go through my stack in a week. Sound like a fair estimate to you?
Now all I need are “You’re a Bad Neighbor” signs like this.
Heidely-ho, neighbor. My dog crap in your yard so I covered them up with the raked leaves from my yard.
yeah let me help u ruin his lawn with beer bottles and pizza boxes
I have a million cigarette butts! Mind if I throw them on your lawn?
Now if we could just get the people who paint lines in parking lots to acknowledge the existence of vehicles wider than a Smart car, and that most people drive vehicles which are 7′ wide instead of 6′….
Maybe if you could park right in the middle of the two lines, it wouldn’t be a problem. People wants the maximum space to get out of their vehicle so they get as close to the vehicle on the right as possible.
this is nice, but how is it a graph?
They forgot one: get a sex change
If and/or when I come to power, it will be legal, no wait, legally required to vandalise cars parked across multiple spaces. Also, people who think horsepower of their car is measured by the size of their exhaust will be punished by 6 months in prison.
Or the noise of their exhaust. I’m so sick of crappy cars with noisy mufflers, that the trailer trash put on their car in the first place because they think their race car drivers,… in their crappy car.
My first impression was an optical illusion.
Looks like someone tried to statistically determine pi.
Another good way is to stop capitalizing the first letter of every word you write.
Here, people think the correct method is to park ON the line…
Boxcd4 has never parked poorly
Step out and let the male take the wheel would also work
If you can’t park it, don’t drive it.