Too bad I don’t go to church! BWAAHAHAHAA!!! Your country is old-fashioned while my country is liberal! We even have a gay president candidant. He will never win the election but that’s beside the point. Point is our country is AAWESOME while your country sucks! How does that make you feel?
It’s not so much that you think about sex. It’s that you think about WHO you could have sex with (other than your wife/husband/etc.) in that stairwell that only the custodians know about.
If God had deemed Sex a Sin, he shouldnt have invented it (in fact, it was only made a sin by the church somewhat 1000 years ago, because back then they would SELL you papers that assign you have been forgiven your sins. Meaning, you either payed them a sh*tload of money, or went to hell)
In school we had church right before getting off … for christmas-holiday i mean. ^^
Anyway, the atheist/satanist/agnostic/heathen-front just kept playing poker in the back-benches.
…. i had a really decent win-ratio back then….. ^^
In my case, the biggest slice is: “Why I’m i there?”
Then, I think about the general architecture, and how wastefull it is to use that talent on such a useless building.
THEN, sex comes in…
I’m wondering how the smell of old people could possibly turn someone on. But seriously, why would you wanna go to such a place with a lot other people of for your own personal belief?
I have this problem.
Then don’t go!
“how can I get to know this girl In the seat in front of me?”
I had that one too… yeah then I became a rationalist and realized she was boarder-line crazy
‘boarder-line’? I guess you don’t have to know how to spell to be a rationalist.
In fact, you do not.
Nice try, though.
really? churches here are just full of old ladies, never seen anyone slightly interesting
simple solution: don’t go to church!
Yes,do go.
Why?
The lulz.
Fail
Looking up the violent or sexy parts in the bible.
For me, it was “Why am I here wasting my time on a weekend morning when I could be sleeping?”
How about “Why am I wasting my time in a fairy tale factory?”
I also think about how I’m thinking about sex in church.
haha, why did I COME here
Too bad I don’t go to church! BWAAHAHAHAA!!! Your country is old-fashioned while my country is liberal! We even have a gay president candidant. He will never win the election but that’s beside the point. Point is our country is AAWESOME while your country sucks! How does that make you feel?
wow, if everyone in your country acts like you do then thank God i live here
We’ve had plenty of gay candidates for President. John Kerry, to name one.
It’s not so much that you think about sex. It’s that you think about WHO you could have sex with (other than your wife/husband/etc.) in that stairwell that only the custodians know about.
If God had deemed Sex a Sin, he shouldnt have invented it (in fact, it was only made a sin by the church somewhat 1000 years ago, because back then they would SELL you papers that assign you have been forgiven your sins. Meaning, you either payed them a sh*tload of money, or went to hell)
troll church is trollin ^^
In school we had church right before getting off … for christmas-holiday i mean. ^^
Anyway, the atheist/satanist/agnostic/heathen-front just kept playing poker in the back-benches.
…. i had a really decent win-ratio back then….. ^^
This is true, but then again I think of sex all the time anyway.
(And my church-going isn’t voluntary, so I feel no guilt 8D Woo for being a heathen!)
In my case, the biggest slice is: “Why I’m i there?”
Then, I think about the general architecture, and how wastefull it is to use that talent on such a useless building.
THEN, sex comes in…
It’s true that I’m an Agnostic.
I’m wondering how the smell of old people could possibly turn someone on. But seriously, why would you wanna go to such a place with a lot other people of for your own personal belief?