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What’s dwarft?
what’s blured?
And what is blured?
a combination of blue and red… you are sooo sloooow xD
sooooo purple?
The glass does not exist, and neither do I.
Nihilist
ni·hil·ism
[nahy-uh-liz-uhm, nee-]
–noun
1. total rejection of established laws and institutions.
2. anarchy, terrorism, or other revolutionary activity.
3. total and absolute destructiveness, especially toward the world at large and including oneself: the power-mad nihilism that marked Hitler’s last years.
The glass is simply twice as big as it needs to be.
-Engineer.
If you account for the taper of the glass, it’s actually only about 40% full
-Engineer
Wheres the cake tho?
-Chell-
There’s a shortage in the water-to-glass ratio, most likely due to government intervention
– Economist
…the hell’s this? I ordered a cheeseburger!
— Redneck
Y U NO FULL??
– Troll
it contains an amount of H2O
Chemist
no, it’s completely full, half in the liquid state, and half in the vapor state.
The glass is full.
anorexic
It is hopefully filled with piss
Bear Grylls
“This glass should be a meme” Memebase viewer
“You’re Tearing me apart water ! ” Tommy Wiseau
“DENNY, WHAT KIND OF WATER, JUST TELL ME!?!?!?” – Lisa’s Mom
“You’re my favorite water!” – Tommy’s Florist
Oh hai water
…I see an opportunity!
This one will always be my favorite.
What does the bottom of the last one say?
Obviously that’s supposed to be Sic
“Are you going to finish that?” – Opportunist
Full, just it is filled with a combination of water (or whatever liquid is in it) and air.
And solids like minerals, bacterias…
Depends if the water was poured in, or poured out.
-My answer
“This glass isn’t gonna refill itself, honeybun”
- Sexist
WIN!
Actually, you see with your brain, not with your eyes.
- Nerdy biologist.
Actually, your eyes are part of your brain.
- nerdy neurologist
It wouldn’t matter in 0 gravity.
-Me
this has been done and overdone way too many times, and wasn’t even that witty to begin with.
^ Hipster
Twice as large as it needs to be. Civil Engineer – my Dad.
exactly half full and half empty.
-me (have also seen this as realist and Buddhist)
my favorite version of this was an old Far side comic where there’s four personality types: “The glass is half full!” “the glass is half empty.” “half Full! No! half empty! wait, can you repeat the question?” and finally “Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger!” – Gary Larson
Thank you for reminding me of that comic; Larson is a genius and there’ll never be another like him
Oh my god! I referenced the cheeseburger part towards the top of the comments section! Far Side comix ftw!
Incomplete – Perfectionist.
I can’t see all of my face in it.
- Narcissist
lol. I enjoyed this.
It has a 50% safety margin. – Engineer
Also, It is full, just half air, and half water.
It has a 1:1 failure ratio.
You don’t get to go play until you drink the whole glass.
- my mother. xD
Half full if filled to halfway, half empty if filled the whole way and half emptied.
^ This is correct.
The glass is a slowly rotting lemon with a zebra head that is throwing up a cross eyed dentist – Surrealist.
is any one even going to use that
-communist
Pretty sure that communist would be the … at the bottom right.
yeah. the bottom right has seen how it was made.
To avoid the long economics lecture…said corporation is a great thing.
“You have 100% more glas than you would need. Here is my bill.”
business consultant
the physicist is actually a pretty bad one. he should know that glass is technically a liquid with very high viscosity (no defined melting point and no long-range order).
Not sure if you’re trolling or just failing. Glass, scientifically, includes solids with amorphous structure (not crystals). This means that the substance (mostly Si for conventional glass) was cooled into solid-state faster than it could crystallize. This produces a substance with atomic structure similar to supercooled liquids but with the properties of a solid (i.e. it holds shape and volume). The idea of window glass drooping or flowing over the centuries is false; otherwise we’d see more droop in Roman era glass than medieval glass.
“What glass?” isn’t existentialist.
ex·is·ten·tial·ism (gz-stnsh-lzm, ks-)
n.
A philosophy that emphasizes the uniqueness and isolation of the individual experience in a hostile or indifferent universe, regards human existence as unexplainable, and stresses freedom of choice and responsibility for the consequences of one’s acts.
^ Serious forever alone nerd
U MAD JELLY?
Half the size it needs to be – Jeenyus
**Twice the size it needs to be – Jeenyus
A boolean array where the first n/2 elements are true and the 2nd n/2 elements are false – Programmer
∫dW/dt – Mathematician (W represents the rate at which the water changes in the cup)
This is ridiculous, it’s half full of water and half full of air~
I see it as balanced.
“Who’s drink is that?”
- cynic or just plain suspicious
‘the amount of water in the glass can only be understood once the amount of air in the glass is understood’ -Taoist
‘the water is to the air as Yin is to Yang’ -also Taoist
‘Who cares?’ -apathetic
I’m no web designer, and yet I’m compelled to say that standard web resolution is 72 dpi.
“a complete wwaste of alternia’s resourses” – Eridan
You missed
“*glug* *glug* *glug*”
-Kleptomaniac
“Who the hell drank half my glass?”
-Amnesiac suspicious
“Add 25% more-that should leave enough room for the sample”
-Clinical pathologist
“Just drink the damn thing.”
-Graphjam
it should say vodka not beer
“This is not a glass”, surrealist painer Renée Magritte would have said…
Offensive to colorblinds and myopics
“I drank half of what?” — Socrates
Who writes DPI with an “S” at the end? O_o and generally for web use it’s more commonly 72 DPI.
The glass is “not giving 110%” — Coach
The glass is twice the size it needs to be.
the glass must never be empty!!!!
-OCD
“positive – half full”
“negative – half empty”
Only if it something desirable, in most cases only if it is your own glass which you want to drink.
The roles are entirely reversed when you have to give somebody to drink, e.g. a stupid child or a demented senior. You want to get done with that damn chore, especially when that stupid person is coughing after every single mouthful. When you see the glass is still half full or only half empty, that does not evoke positive emotions at all.
wow this is so totally lame! Oh and blured also means fuzzy as in you can’t see it properly.