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Lol, this thing is what you get, when dumb people think they are smart. “No-one knows…” instead of “I do not know, because I don’t even try to find out, because I’m constantly being ignorant by telling myself that ‘no-one knows’.”. Newsflash: We do know!
Also, I’ll put a $1000 right in your hand, if you bring me a single healthy woman that I can’t make cum! But don’t be surprised if I use advanced psychotherapy and mind-hacking to work around her false associations, and get really elaborate in the preparations and execution.
overcompensating guy is overcompensating..
I was thinking the same thing.
You’ll give me lot of money if none of them is interested in you.
Charming.
That’d be me. I can’t. *shrugs*
Implying that you’re a woman that’s on the internet, correct?
…CALL IN THE CIA
Neither can I, lol.
There are a lot of us, unfortunately.
“Also, I’ll put a $1000 right in your hand, if you bring me a single healthy woman that I can’t make cum! But don’t be surprised if I use advanced psychotherapy and mind-hacking to work around her false associations, and get really elaborate in the preparations and execution.”
Hi! Healthy woman here. I’d like my money now, please.
Nicely made, unfortunately full of misconceptions.
Agreed.
THIS
YOUR FACE! D:
my face is full of misconceptions
Lol, “possibly dolphins”??
Dude, if blowhole penetration is not solely for fun, what the hell is it for then?? Oh man… There are only two things that know no bounds: Ignorance and stupidity.
I agree with you, man. Dolphins will have “blowhole sex” with no reproductive purpose and a whole bunch of other sex play acts, including but not limited to swimming around with the male’s genitals in another dolphin’s blowhole.
On a side not, Right whales have a set breeding season, but have sex all year. Possibly sex for pleasure? Most likely.
The poor bees, that sounds horrific! :O
“OH OH OH… AHH.. IM GON.. IM GONNA… C… CU-BOOM!”
I think you mean “Ka-BOOM!”
oblivious guy is oblivious
Historical quote of the day: “I haven’t seen so much of Alfred since he got so interested in sex.” – Kinsey’s wife
The reason is pretty obvious, its the flip side to why we feel pain: your brain is telling you that you’re damaging your body, so creates an unpleasant/unbearable sensation in the affected area so you stop what you’re doing. Your body wants you to breed.
If I were that lady I would start going to Baptist churches and when it happened I would start screaming “oh sweet Jesus!” and then the pastor could say “she’s got the spirit of the Lord in her” and could die laughing.
1. dead people, bonobos, dolphins… who the
fiddlyf!@# got paid to find this stuff out?
2. how?
3. more importantly, why in the name of all that is holy?
Bonobos are actually rather interesting. Chimpanzees often fight other groups for water and land. Bonobos, on the other hand, solve all of their problems by having sex.
So, the only humans closer to bonobos than chimpanzees are hippies.
Keep in mind one of the major reasons why they fight, foraging ground in Chimpanzee territories is shared with gorillas, which eat all the food, leaving none for chimps. Bonobo territory… no gorillas, plenty of food to go around, so they got a Who Cares attatude.
Actually, I read a book called “Chemistry for Beginners” which wasn’t at all about the chemical chemistry, but more chemistry of people and romance. In short, this awkward guy studies sex and all that jazz, and he also did a lot of research on Bonobos. Apparently, when a bonobo likes you, she will rub up on you with her genitals. How….delightful…
Just like dogs?
You forgot
4. Profit
Ha!
G-spot is actually the theoretical equivalent of prostate stimulation in women. There is a more vestigial gland there, but it’s hard to get more data whether stimulus of that is noticeably more than other areas.
14 gallons? are you sure? fapfapfapfap
That was a typo, they probably meant per week.
lol.
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap….
Yeah. Fire, Earth, Water, Metal and Wood.
Someone should make a graph of it.
Unfunny. Try later.
The hell?
Nope, you fail hard.
Truth be told, I liked it actually.
Still wondering what the other person meant by 5 types…
Well that was inaccurate.
April Fool’s graph posted slightly too early for proper effect.
OR, graph maker rampant idiot.
ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
Are you really surprised?
you managed nicely though.
Like a smut boss!
TL;DR
You make me want to lose my virginity so bad now
Dammit that was a nicer description.
Friggin’ 14 gallons… D8
That’s because it’s basically an undeveloped penis. Before we’re born when we’re developing and swimming around in fluid, at the very beginning males and females develop pretty much the same. Then the boy babies start producing testosterone and that little clump of tissue becomes a penis, whereas in girl babies it doesn’t develop any further after that.
*Cough* it’s called masturbation *Cough*