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Coffee Venndor


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  1. Moi says:

    Great coffe guide!

  2. Cahlroisse says:

    I’m sorry, you put chocolate in your cappuccino? What?? Should that’s be a mocha latte there and should cappuccino be in the same location as latte?

  3. frsimon says:

    Also displayed but not labelled: glass of water, glass of milk and babychino

  4. Bill says:

    I JUST WANT A LARGE DOUBLE DOUBLE

  5. Neo says:

    Do you put coffee in hot chocolate?
    Well, I don’t haha.

  6. JohnBear says:

    First actually informative thing on graphjam ever! kudos at creator.

  7. grub says:

    chocolate in cappuccino? wtf?

    Also, latte and café au lait is the same freaking thing, but in a different language. The guy who did this knows nothing about coffee.

    • Jim Hawk III says:

      As if knowing something about coffee is a useful and desirable skill.

    • Imaginary Dokey says:

      Chocolate goes on top of Cappuccino

      Cafe au lait can also be an americano with milk.

    • iCleanWater says:

      There actually is a difference between these two, but it depends on where you’re from. In the United States, a cafe au lait uses a dark roast/french roast drip brewed coffee (not espresso) with steamed milk. A latte is espresso, and steamed milk (with a teeny bit of foam on top, but not enough to really matter).

      However, I’m totally with you on the chocolate in a cappuccino. That’s totally not normal, no matter what these people are saying. The same way that a “Caramel Macchiato” from Starbucks isn’t really a Macchiato. People probably just order a Cappuccino, and get chocolate added, and think this is standard practice.

      • grub says:

        Go to france and ask for a latte, you’ll get nothing but a weird look. Go in italy and ask for a café au lait, you’ll get nothing but a weird look. Guess why?

        • iCleanWater says:

          Didn’t I just say that they are different in the US? Anyone who is a barista in the United States sees these two things as different because they are made differently.

        • dorfer says:

          yeah, and what you get in Italy asking for a caffè latte and what you get in France when asking for a café au lait aren’t the same. This isn’t a ‘French “vendeur de caf锑 nor an ‘Italian “venditore di caff蔑 graph

    • Victoria says:

      sorry,
      cafe au lait is with drip coffee, lattes are with espresso. Both with steamed milk, foam optional but usually included.

    • Anon says:

      Coffee in hot chocolate? wtf?

    • benni says:

      No they’re not. Cafe au lait is 2/3 regular brewed coffee and 1/3 steamed milk. Latte is espresso shots with steamed milk and a cap of foam.

    • laura says:

      ugh. cafe au lait is steamed milk and drip coffee.. no espresso. latte has espresso and steamed milk.

  8. grub says:

    It is. It’s like knowing how to make cocktails or know about wine.

  9. Bex says:

    I’ve worked as a barista, and yes, the only things right about this diagram are the americano,hot chocolate and au lait (which is the same thing as a latte). Cappuccino should be where latte is. If you want to get technical, mochaccinno should be where cappuccino is, and mocha latte should be where mochaccinno is. A machiatto is a somewhat complicated drink, and as there’s no circle for vanilla, it doesn’t really belong on here.

    • nezzy says:

      Bex, you may need to go back to barista school. Machiatto is in no way a complicated drink, it is simply an espresso with a small amount of milk. Also if you’re serving your cappucinos without any chocolate on top then you’re doing something wrong. The main difference between au lait and latte is the receptical it is poured into, the italian way (latte) should be served in a glass, and the french way in a cup. Cafe au lait is litterally coffee with hot milk, so the graph showing latte as a subset of this is very accurate.

    • iCleanWater says:

      There actually is a difference between a lattee and a cafe au lait, but it depends on where you’re from. In the United States, a cafe au lait uses a dark roast/french roast drip brewed coffee (not espresso) with steamed milk. A latte is espresso, and steamed milk (with a teeny bit of foam on top, but not enough to really matter). Nezzy is actually talking about the European way (which I had never heard of until recently… but, then, I was a barista in the United States).

    • Joe T. says:

      You’re using the Starbucks definitions for your drinks (“macchiato” is a dead giveaway — nowhere else but Starbucks and coffee shops catering to its poor misled customers does a macchiato include vanilla). What Starbucks calls a “caramel macchiato” is actually a vanilla latte with caramel topping. Cappucinos also properly do not include a significant amount of liquid milk.

      I’ve actually been in a coffee shop where I asked for a macchiato and the manager asked “Real macchiato, or Starbucks style?” (I do like Starbucks “caramel macchiatos” occasionally, but I know what they really are so I know how to order them elsewhere with proper terminology.)

      • blah says:

        Macchiato means “to mark”, a regular espresso macchiato is marking the espresso with foam ( no milk unless requested), a caramel macchiato is where the shots mark the foam and than the caramel tops the whole thing.
        So it is, a variant of the classic macchiato, just geared towards people who want espresso but who can’t handle unflavored drinks.

    • benni says:

      Haha, obviously a Starbucks barista. Those aren’t real machiattos, sweetie, and even Sbuxs ones aren’t complicated unless you’re totally brain dead. Which you might be, I guess. :p

  10. Raptorblaze says:

    If there is coffee in it, there is water in it fool.

  11. Alberto says:

    As italian i’m always astonished by the number of italian terms you use when you talk about coffee :D
    BTW why do you write “mochaccino”? It should be “mokaccino” for the “moka”, the classical italian coffee pot

    • grub says:

      it’s actually from the town “mocha” in the middle east which was renowned for its chocolate-tasting coffee grains (hence the chocolate and coffee mix).

  12. HeavyKitty says:

    Yeah I’d just like a coffee with a little bit of milk and sugar thankyou :I

  13. Travis says:

    This graph and all the above comments are why I drink my coffee black.

  14. Stu says:

    Where the hell’s my Irish coffee in there? I mean, there isn’t even a color designated for whiskey. THIS GRAPH IS WRONG FOR ALL KINDS OF REASONS NOT PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED.

  15. owen214 says:

    what’s this “Americano”? Is that supposed to be black coffee?

  16. qtip says:

    Can I just get a black coffee? I mean, I walk into Starbucks and they get confused when I say I want a medium black coffee.

  17. Brendon says:

    And this is why I hate “trendy” coffee shops (even though I don’t drink coffee).

  18. Alice says:

    *blink blink*

    God you lot are scary.

    I think I’ll stick with orange juice thanks…

  19. jk says:

    Right? Wrong? Whatever. This is the most beautiful graph I’ve seen on this site:)

  20. DevAd says:

    Am I really the first person to catch the pun in the title?
    Venndor

  21. vicky says:

    Oh my god, you have this down to a complete science. If only my textbooks had stuff like this!


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