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Hogwarts. A+ for SPELLS, C- for SPELLING

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  1. wierd says:

    Apparently not important enough to spell Hufflepuff or Gryffindor right.

    • Baiskl says:

      probaly the German names. ;O

      • yesss says:

        they didn’t change the names in the German books

        • Sam says:

          They only change things in the American books, because the word “philosopher” kills our brains.

          • Kim says:

            In the Dutch books they changed almost every name. It’s really annoying.

            • TheCannyScot says:

              I dunno, Professor Anderling has a certain ring to it, and most of the characters kept their first names, at least. Going from Hermione to Hermelien isn’t too bad, and, let’s face it, most English speakers probably tripped over the name Hermione the first time they saw it, too. “Mum, what’s this word?” “Er… ask your father.”
              Although trying to figure out who the heck Marcel Lubbermans is…

              • Bamboozle says:

                Ahaha, yeah. Snape/Sneep is still pronounced the same, so that’s ok.
                But still, Dumbledore > Perkamentus.

                • Fawfulster says:

                  Continuing with Snape, in French he was called Prof. “Rouge” (as in “Moulin Rouge”)

                  • Denis says:

                    No, he is called Severus Rogue in french…

                  • Otto says:

                    A lot of Harry Potter names were translated in french. Gryffindor -> Gryffondor ; Slitheryn -> Serpentard (which could be translated as “Snake-ish”) ; Ravenclaw -> Serdaigle (“serre d’aigle” means “eagle claw”) ; Hufflepuff -> Poufsouffle…
                    Tom Marvolo Riddle -> Tom Elvis Jedusor – this one was pretty clever, as the french name is an anagram of “Je suis Voldemort” (“I am Voldemort”), and Jedusor is similar with “jeu du sort”, which means litterally “trick of fate”.
                    Other tanslations were : Snape -> Rogue ; Filch -> Rusard ; muggle -> moldu

              • Nuggets says:

                Proffesor Banning?
                No one knows ^^

              • HP4EVAH says:

                It´s Neville Longbottom

            • polkaface says:

              The Danish, too. That’s why I only read the English. I think the French is completely different, too.

            • cookiethief says:

              they have changed the names for a reason, I read somewhere that J.K. Rowling chose every name to fit the persons character, for example, Prof. mcgonigal’s first name is Minerva and (if I’m not mistaking) Minerva is the Roman goddess of knowledge. To have other names make sense too they had to change names. Take Tom riddle, in Dutch his name is marten asmodom Vilijn, wich is a anagram for ‘mijn naam is voldemort’ (my name is voldemort) and hermione’s last name in dutch is Griffel wich is an old type of pen, since hermione’s smart I get were they got it from. So they changed the names to make sure the idea that Rowling had was clear for the dutch people (the play on words in the names)

          • andria says:

            They also changed ‘mum’ to ‘mom’, although the versions I have they only did it for the first one.

            I thought it was surprising, though, they changed that because they leave other ‘Britishisms’ in there that I would think be less likely to be known.

            • Sam says:

              I know, it seems like they said “hmm, let’s americanize it”, then after find and replace on “philosopher” and “mum”, they were like, screw this.

    • Ally says:

      Exactly what I thought.

    • Becka says:

      The French books have different names for things that make sense in French, unlike the Spanish books which just translate literally, ie: El callon Diagon = Diagon Alley. The Spanish version does not acknowledge the pun with “diagonally”

  2. becca says:

    hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

  3. Kirbynaut says:

    Let’s not forget Cedric! Them Huffinpuffs deserve a LITTLE more credit!

    (Just keeping with the lolscrewhousenames theme the graph sets.)

  4. hp fan says:

    who cares how they’re spelled? Either way it’s a good story

  5. Anonymous says:

    You forgot Sparklypoo.

  6. Josh says:

    Well Cedric was in Hufflepuff

  7. CheesyBalone says:

    I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN HUFFLEPUFF. SUCH A LOW-STRESS GROUP. But yeah, nobody loves them.

  8. cass says:

    “The sorting hat looked deep into your soul and what it saw there evidently didn’t impress.”

  9. Heidi says:

    Seriously?!?!? This may have been cute 10 years ago.

  10. KT says:

    Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

  11. Kimmy says:

    Hufflepuff is better than that… Jigglypuff

  12. Paul says:

    Join House Ravenclaw:

    1. No one laughs at you
    2. You’re not evil.
    3. You don’t die in battle.

    • Lora says:

      1. Almost everyone laughed at Luna.
      2. You just invited evil people to join Ravenclaw.
      3. Fifty unnamed people died in the final battle, you can’t assume that none of them were in Ravenclaw.

      Also, Tonks was in Hufflepuff!

    • Marcos says:

      yes! i join Ravenclaw

      Ravenclaw!♥ :B

  13. Bamboozle says:

    Well luckily you don’t have to worry about houses in Pigfarts… Or do you?

  14. ..... says:

    What the hell is a Hufflepuff??

  15. sleeper says:

    Shut up, Hufflepuff is awesome.
    I always pictured Gryffindors as cl@sterfucks, Slytherins as pretentious jerks, Ravenclaws as frigids and Hufflepuffs as most normal people you would actually hang out with. Every house has its awesomeness, but I just don’t think it’s fair to judge a house because it got the least attention from the author.

    • Andromanche says:

      The Morons, the Borons, the Brains, and the Junior Death Eaters.
      Gryffs are supposed to be brave, daring, and chivilrous,
      ‘Puffs are just, loyal, true, and unafraid of toil,
      ‘Claws are smart, witty, and studious (wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure),
      and Slytherins are cunning, ambitious, and for the most part pure-bloods. There are only two half-blood slytherins in the book, Snape and Riddle (Voldie).

  16. The Grim Reaper says:

    Actually, Slytherin should have more a little more space in the chart.

  17. Brittani says:

    I thought it was Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw and…. Jigglypuff ;)

  18. Bella says:

    Well, I don’t FIND this surprising at all.

  19. iCleanWater says:

    I know. It’s sad.

  20. The Awesome Captain of Awesomeness says:

    Anyone who knew the importance of Gryffindor House would know, the house color is BURGUNDY, not red.

    • me says:

      Anyone who really knew the importance of Gryffindor House would know, the house color is not red OR burgundy; they’d know it’s in face SCARLET (and gold)

  21. Evilgirltroll~♥ says:

    OMG BLUE PAC MAN :O

  22. secretlyninja1 says:

    im the 1% in hufflepuff!!!!!!

  23. sophie says:

    you fail at spelling.

  24. THE BUMBLE BADGERS! says:

    Other houses have plenty of “poor students” Neville was one of the worst students until Year 7, and Crabbe and Goyle were Slytherin, and Goyle was “almost as stupid as he was mean” Plus, they weren’t particularly cunning, were they? And Jo said that Moaning Myrtle was Ravenclaw. Don’t assume that every character that’s not important ended up a Hufflepuff.

  25. iceferno says:

    Actually Hufflepuff does have a good amount of importance since *SPOILER ALERT* one of Voldie’s Horcruxes is the Hufflepuff cup thingy.

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  27. lollolme says:

    LOL HEY LOOK ITS PAC-MAN!!!!!

  28. awesome14 says:

    hundreth comment :D DDDD


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