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Fifteen open lanes and not one female cashier AND the self-check is performing maintenance? That’s sexist. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Anonymous says, “Take this chart, invert it, and you have “Gender of Cashier When Buying Tampons for your Wife/Girlfriend”.”
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My theory? Cars are actually sentient and do this to get back at us for spilling ketchup and mayo all over the console. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Rifleman27 says, “Let’s not rule out “Because a squirrel cut a fart fifty feet away.” Definitely the most common reason.”
But I can see the exit right up there! Why do I turn here? This is some dude’s driveway. FFFUUUUUU- Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Sadie says, “Turn around when possible.”
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However, the glue does pick up clues as to where my children are going to get all these cuts and scratches from. – Ms. Fix-It
Someone was paying extra attention the day they taught repetition as a key marketing strategy. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite omnomnomnomnomnom says, “In half life it’s, “HEAD CRAB APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD CRAB APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD,” but they never say you are going to suffer from life-threatening symptoms like death.”
Source: BBC Dimensions
So, I know this isn’t really funny, but it’s a pretty neat graph index. The fine folks over at BBC Dimensions have taken a lot of historical and environmental events and let you place them against a backdrop of anywhere in the world to get a better idea of the scale. – Ms. Fix-It
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This desk is from the Pre-Internethia Era. You can tell since the stains have migrated further to the left to compensate for the keyboard. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite YourMommy says, “The rare yet elusive coffee rings migrate across the bare, paper tundra, to live and thrive in the pen forests at the bottom of the computer valley.”
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