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Sometimes I use mine just to know I got some use out of it before the black hole of the universe causes it to disappear. I defy anyone to tell me they’ve EVER finished a tube of chap stick. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite LehBlondeville says, “Somewhere, far far away in the void of space, there’s a tiny planet where all the chapsticks, cigarette lighters and erasers secretly go when we’re not looking.”
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Well, if it weren’t for the talking bear on that train, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite AlixeTiir says, “So, was the bear on the train of the pedo variety by any chance?”
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In order to honor the day that Elvis joined the big stage in the sky (whether thru death or alien abduction), GraphJam invites you to CLICK THRU for 14 more facts about the Great Equalizer. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Moomoo says, “You forgot Moaning Myrtle.”
Maybe this time she left me chips! Nope, still just rice cakes. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite pookaqueen says, “Where’s the wedge for standing with the fridge door wide open for 10 minutes staring at the same 5 things hoping you can witness a miracle when they turn into something edible, or have that magical epiphany moment when you figure out how to combine them into something tolerable?”
Cheaper and more effective theft deterrent than an alarm system. Just sprinkle liberally under windows and in hallways. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite PamIAm says, “I think more effective would have been putting “Stubbing Toe” at “OMFG CUT IT OFF” and stepping on a Lego as, “Grandma? Is that you? I can see the light…”
And, because you can’t have a graph about climbing a mountain without Star Trek…
Favorite Comment: Graphite forgetful says, “Reminds me more of childbirth than mountain climbing.”
Best technique? Hide the ice cream bars inside an emptied out vegetable bag. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Vengeance says, “I will raise an almighty uproar if anyone dares to steal my hard-won food, cheap or not. Have you ever been bitten by a full-grown woman?”
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