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Shennanigans! ‘Cash Big Checks’ Isn’t On This Anywhere

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  1. lorna says:

    1st
    and why has everyone gotta be mean to her? she nice!

  2. Haley says:

    ^ Stop lying to yourself. You know it’s true.

  3. Pompa says:

    She actually did quite good in The Runaways. Joan Jett is hard role to pull off.

    • Laura says:

      Exactly. I hated Twilight. but as Joan Jett, Kirsten Stewart was quite good. She had Joan Jett’s body language down perfectly.

    • Jo says:

      Agreed entirely. She’s honestly quite bad in Twilight because… really? What can you do with a character that bland? She was also wonderful in Adventureland and The Yellow Handkerchief. It’s a shame that the only films she does that ever get noticed are a part of Twilight.

  4. Nachow says:

    I love how pink isn’t even on there….

  5. bruchac says:

    At first, I couldn’t see the pink part, I though “…what?” —then I got it.

    *thumbs up*

  6. that guy says:

    Ok the twilight references are getting more annoying than twilight

  7. Who? says:

    The pink section seems a bit big.

  8. Craig says:

    Tuck her hair behind her ear needs a piece of the pie.

  9. Kit says:

    “Close her mouth”
    hahaha so true xD

  10. Zoomage says:

    *Sigh* You guys are more obsessed with the saga than most of the fans.
    Ever heard of the words Drop and It?

    • ghola says:

      But… w-we can’t drop it.. our hatred.. it’s perfect you see.. Like a clear, still pond. Our souls forever entwined in a seething mass of pure unbridled hatred and gnashing of teeth. You just don’t understand it, so you make fun of it! You’re terrible! HOW COULD YOU MAKE FUN OF OUR PERFECT HATRED!?! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!

      Goes back to watching kristen sleeping peacefully, never knowing I’m there.. watching her perfect form… *sharpens meat cleaver*

      • Zoomage says:

        You are just… too creepy.
        And I will drain that damned pond! There is no need to hate on her just because of Twilight. She’s actually a pretty good actress. I point you in the direction of Panic Room and the seizure she had to act.
        In Twilight she’s meant to act awkward, which, if anyone who hated on the series actually took any damn notice of, they would know this *sigh*
        Hating just for hates sake is really dumb.

        • Zoomage says:

          Even though I admit it’s a really bad film, I think she actually took the right choice. Hell, if you had the chance to be in her shoes and have millions in the bank and go on from Twilight to make more movies, wouldn’t you?
          Twilight will be over in 2012, Kristen has her whole career ahead of her. She’s already making/done 3+ films since she landed the Twilight gig and is pulling herself out of that role

          And yes, Dan will forever be known as Harry Potter. I can’t see him as anything different in the different stuff he’s done. It’s pretty strange really

          • ghola says:

            Ayup, and most of us will forever see her as herp a derp bella. which, could be sad really, if she’s actually got acting chops.

            Oh! just realized! Edward is a hufflepuff! HA!!! He’ll be lucky to wind up on the WB now…

            • Zoomage says:

              Sad but true. Luckily, I saw her in other things before Twilight so I will see her in different roles and not just as Bella. Same with Rob, seen him in different things before Twilight, therefore I can see him differently.
              And Rob’s done 2? finished films since Twilight started and he’s just finished one with Reese Witherspoon. If the hair changes, people should be able to notice the difference :P

  11. Jack says:

    She was fine in Into the Wild. I haven’t seen any other movies that she’s been in.

  12. Miranda says:

    Don’t forget blink!

  13. eyeh8twilight says:

    These guys are going to have no career after Twilight. Do they make money at the box office? NO NO NO NO NO! Remember Me only made about like $50 million. The Runaways didn’t even get picked up to be in movie theaters, it was ONLY in limited release. Little Ashes was in VERY limited release, only like 21 films. They’re not box office draws, and they can’t act. If nobody see’s their movies, then they don’t make money, and nobody’s going to want to hire them. You can see that from the movie’s they’ve done WHILE making Twilight and for RPattz, before.

    I don’t get this. How could people write to me and say, “OMG, Rob was so good in remember me! OMG, you have to watch their other movies, they were SOOOOOOOOOOOO good! He’s an amazing actor!”. Then, I tell them to go look at their movies reviews, what PROFESSIONAL CRITICS say about their acting, and how much their movies other than Twilight make, and I’VE MADE MY POINT! If only a couple people think the movie is good, that doesn’t mean it is. Look at their reviews, they have very little chance of becoming respected actors.

    • Zoomage says:

      Well maybe if people stopped listening to the reviews, judgement of everyone else and dropped their hatred for the Twilight franchise and actually SAW what their acting is like, maybe that would change.

      Did you ever go to see Remember Me? Or did you let the critics put you off? Because I’ll tell you now, it was a damn good film. As was The Runaways. The reason they don’t do so well is because people automatically jump to the fact that they were both in Twilight and therefore are not going to be any good.

      I don’t think a lot of people have ever heard of giving people another chance.

    • Patrick says:

      Go look at “professional critics” ratings of old classics and cult films. If it wasn’t a cult film for being stupid, the critics gave them very bad review before people liked it, then changed it so they wouldn’t get showed up. Pretty close to a fact, just haven’t bothered to actually prove it: Critics will give good stuff bad ratings, and bad stuff good. How else do you think Justin Bieber was able to go farther than bumming it off YT?

  14. eyeh8twilight says:

    * That should have read Little Ashes was in 21 theaters, not films.

  15. Kenji says:

    Error 404: Acting Not Found

  16. Mara Jade says:

    Now that’s just not true…. In the Twilight movies she’s terrible, because, well, the whole script is just.
    But after seeing The Runaways… I honestly think she is a good actress. She plays Joan Jett flawlessly in that, I feel.

    • Differental says:

      I can only see her in her Speak role. I loved her in it, and loved the way she really brought the characters emotions out.

  17. JESSICA says:

    SO TRUE! She’s constantly whining and saying “you go and ill die!” or ” stay with me please, dont feed yourself”. she bites her lip half of the movie and all other movies she’s done.
    her and robert pattinson are just one-hit wonders. they wont make it after twilight.
    their movies SUCK besides twilight! they cant ACT.

    • Differental says:

      Boy, I seem to be obsessed with Speak…

      In Speak, Kristin was supposed to bite her lip a lot. Mostly because the character did a ton in the book. She was supposed to be awkward. I have only seen her in 3 movies, and thought she did pretty good in two of them.
      [Speak, some horror movie I can't remember the name to, and Twilight.]

  18. Shipoopi says:

    full frontal hopefully

  19. CD12 says:

    You forgot “Breathes out of her mouth every 5 seconds.”

  20. Zan says:

    What, no “look like someone kicked her puppy”?

    Also, is it just me or does she have this neurotic tendency to rock back and forth in a quasi-fetal position during live-ish interviews. It’s kind of unnerving to watch.

  21. TV says:

    Hey now, I hate Twilight as much as the next person that doesn’t think out of their ass, but she’s actually not a bad actress. Just a barelyaboveaverage actress stuck in a 13 year old girl’s faerie princess boyfriend wet dream.

  22. wow says:

    I read all your petty comments to make me go to sleep cause they are so ridiculous… thanks for helping! It’s nice to know that you all rage to other people and that the person in question could care less. Way to waste 5 mins of you life! Instead of going out to improve the world. Way to win!
    *applause* Btw: I could care less about her as an actress in whatever. You all just support her popularity either way if you like her or not.

    • Patrick says:

      You try to bash him for “wasting his time” and not going out to improve the world? There’s the pot calling the kettle black, you’d would’ve had to sit in front of a computer “wasting” time on this site to even see that, let alone respond to it.

  23. hp says:

    you seem to have left out “touch her hair awkwardly”

  24. j says:

    at least shes hot

  25. earth says:

    i dont see purple! yay

  26. violet says:

    wheres the purple :P

  27. Renji Abari says:

    They also left out “blink 300 times per minute.”


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