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Oh Look Honey, The Orange Barrels Are In Bloom

Funny Graphs - Seasons In Chicago

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  1. Jae says:

    Crazy! Those are the same seasons we have in Philadelphia!

  2. Matt says:

    I think that this applies to just about every major city in the U.S…

    • Nacho says:

      Only in the north. I lived in Texas for almost 20 years and it’s pretty much summer AND road construction year round, give or take 6 weeks.

  3. travor says:

    welcome to the northern states

  4. Dante says:

    This is also true for Michigan…its either cold or they’re fixing the damn roads

  5. Kitt says:

    Same for all of Canada. Winter slice would be bigger though.

  6. Pannecake says:

    HEY! That’s how Utah seasons are! Winter, Road construction, and then of course Road construction in the dead heat of summer while you’re stuck in traffic….. the last one is the shortest but it feels like the longest.

  7. Roman says:

    GErmany too:D

  8. Sarah says:

    There is a group on Facebook titled something similar to this about Ohio (where I live)…except there are actually four seasons, which are Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

    • Ish Kabibble says:

      Here in CT we have 5 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, MUD and Construction. To add to it, why do contractors in the Northeast wait until Mid-September to start a 16-week, 20-mile road project? But when I lived in the Seattle area it was one season – Rain, interrupted by occasional breaks of sunshine. They used a lot of wet-cure cement out there!

    • EvilIrishPixi says:

      That one about the 4 seasons started as an e-mail going around titled “Manual for living in Ohio” it also included, “Ohio is the only place where you can get frost bite and die from heat exhaustion in the same day” hahaha yeah, I live there too.

  9. Name says:

    Your comment

  10. alex says:

    Lol so true. But for some reason I’ve never seen actual construction being done, just the machines sitting on the road.

  11. Starlord says:

    “Welcome to Illinois. we have two seasons; Sliding all over iced over porly plowed roads, and construction. NO, the cubs haven’t won, the bulls suck since jordan bailed, and south of springfield is nothing but corn and hics. But it’s not the end of the world; you can see Iowa from here. Enjoy your stay!”

  12. Asuna says:

    you for got the “road crew slacking off” section

  13. Nebula says:

    Switch around which slice is which, and you have Idaho. Curse you, Al Gore.

  14. Lizzi says:

    We have a similar saying here in Minnesota, “We have 3 seasons, Winter’s coming Winter’s here, and Road Construction” Although as of late, road construction has continued into the winter every so often.

  15. kjr1963 says:

    The winter slice should be much larger for Chicago. It is at least 25% if not 33%.

  16. Jag says:

    As a Chicagoan, this graph offends me. You forgot the “Roads clogged cause of sports” season.

  17. Kelly says:

    This is mostly true… except that winter lasts longer.

  18. xav0989 says:

    It’s the same in quebec…

  19. CrazyCatLady says:

    What what… I thought it was in Québec that there was two seasons only. L’hivers… pis les travaux routiers !

  20. Noah says:

    I’m in Evanston (just north of Chicago), and although I don’t have a car, there’s plenty of road construction (destruction?) to disrupt my travels on bike.

  21. timbo67 says:

    You have that wrong. All the time is road construction season.

  22. jgt2598 says:

    Hey, that’s the same seasons as Cleveland (and Pittsburg), except that ours’ are the other way around (60% winter, 40% construction).

  23. Megan says:

    Same in southern Ohio too (Dayton and Cinci). I think the winter section may vary depending on how far north you live, but is pretty true everywhere. It’s the universal complaint – traffic sucks due to construction.

  24. Crazy_Sharky says:

    Exactly the same in Holland

  25. Tim says:

    lol finally something Illinois and Wisconsin have in common.

  26. Alice says:

    It’s like this in Utah. I know someone who asked our government to change the state flower to the construction cone.
    Utah has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction


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