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Okay … what’s with the turtle?
The turtle is Discworld, from the Terry Pratchet books. Theres a flat disc with a world on it, on the backs of four elephants, standing on a giant turtle.
But this is rather inaccurate, in terms of timeline.. Alderaan is not a recently destroyed planet… And Reach may be a partly destroyed planet, depending on the time of the chart..
Also, Vulcan *is* a recently destroyed planet. I mean, unless the geek in question is in a state of denial.
Also, I can’t find Dune anywhere on this chart. I guess the geek in question doesn’t read anything but comics and movie titles.
Not in our timeline it isn’t.
Thank you. F*ck the Abramsverse.
Far as I’m concerned JJ’s Star Trek never happened. Worse Star Trek movie EVER! Bad acting, bad writing, all around needs to be forgotten about. There are fan fics out there that would’ve made better movies.
Yeah, it was only the 2nd best Star Trek movie ever made, after ‘Wrath of Khan’
That’s not for another hundred years. Also, Pluto is no longer a planet
That and there are two more Kaiper belt objects if we’re counting Pluto.
GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dune is actually called Arrakis
Actually not to split hairs but…According to the Padishah Princess…”The Planet is Arrakis, Also known as DUNE.” =)
Arrakis, Dune, desert planet.
still not ther.
needs more pern also
You forgot Melmac, from ALF. I loved that show…
Arrakis/Dune is in the other direction, over by Hoth but closer to its sun
Also they forgot to have Donkey Kong at the very end throwing barrels.
the re-transformed reach after the Human covenant war at around 2680
I like Turtles
Seeing Discworld there just made my day. Thank you!
^.^ same here
Made my day as well ^.^
Oh yay! More Pratchett fans!! o.o .:giggles:. I agree.
As Reach had made mine, my sis is a big fan of discworld so I’m showing her this.
you forgot Miranda, Whitefall, Ariel, Haven, Persephone, Boros, etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Firefly_planets_and_moons
I was wondering about those as well.
It’s got Londinium. What more do you want?
Europa. Did he never watch that movie where Europa turns into a star?
Oh and I CANNOT belive he forgot Pern. Dragons and spaceships. What more could you want? Well, maybe dragons IN spaceships.
Yeah, I noticed Pern was not there, as well. It also must be the other direction, by Arrakis/Dune and Hoth. I also wanted to see Mesklin and Dhrawn there, but they must be over by Pern.
maybe thats where Gallifrey is…
YEAH! And Barcelona(the planet not the country), and RAXOCORICOFALLAPATORIOUS (I just LOVE saying that!), and the Lost Moon of Poosh…
Barcelona – no longer a city located in Spain, but a country. Well done.
*wince* “That movie” is 2010, and it’s JUPITER that turns into a star, and Europa, one of its moons becomes a planet.
Why isn’t Melmac marked as destroyed?
Good question. Wait… it was destroyed and ALF got away, right? And the same happened to Rhonda. They didn’t just leave. I think that’s correct…
That’s no moon, that’s a space station…
It has us in a trackor beam!
What about Xarem?
dude, Reach is at 10 light years from Earth and Pandora is at around 5, put they put Pandora farther than Reach
Both are also drawn further out than Omicron Persei 8, which is 1000ly away. So what? Clearly to-scale accuracy isn’t an issue for whoever made this, and it’s just a glorified list of planets from assorted sci-fi.
If you want to complain about something, complain about the lack of a joke.
Forgot the Irken Empire, Foodcourtia, etc.
Ha.
That is something they SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOTTEN.
needs more Zebes, SR 388, Phaaze, Almbic Cluster and Tallon IV as well as BSL
They also need halo
as well as harvest
having Reach at all was good enough for me to go “YES!”, It’d been cool if they had Sera too but can’t have everything
Yes REACH!!!!!!!!
Yes, thank you Harvest is one of my favorite colonies after Reach
Amen to that
Seconded.
What, no Gallifrey?
My thoughts exactly.
Yea! as destroyed! Doctor who ftw
No Skaro, either! For shame, creator!
I was looking for the moon of poosh
If they could find Poosh, it’d defeat the joke.
XD ROTFL the lost moon of poosh
And the Adipose breeding planet! I love those cute little aliens made of fat
Or Adipose 3
All of the Who comments made my day. Thank you!
its locked in the Time War.
I know! :’( It’s actually the only one I was looking for…
No
no raxicoricofallapatorius either.
yea we need more dr who ones
It makes me so happy that Vulcan and Discworld are neighbors.
Namek, Tatooine, Naboo, Mobius, Corneria, the planet Miley was born from…
I’m amazed that Corneria (and Vemon… and Fortuna, sectors X Y and Z, Aparoid Homeworld, Katina, Sauria…) wasn’t on that chart.
sorry but where are the halo rings?! =P
and isn’t reach destroyed too?!
not technically…virtually uninhabitable as opposed to destroyed, in theory you could return there…theres actually a halo short story (in Halo Evolutions) that centers around an Elite (Sangheili to all you Halo geeks out there
) who returns to a planet he glassed to discover…something or other…and is happily wandering around…well I say happily, hes depressed and what not, but hes alive…
Technically, Reach isn’t glassed for another 500 odd years, so it would still be fine right about now.
sorry my fault =D
yeah, at the end of the game you see that it is re-terraformed
The lack of Pern and Gallifrey makes me sad…but at least we have the Discworld
Agreed. No Pern or Gallifrey? This chart is incomplete.
+1 for Pern!
Yay! I thought I was the only person who read those books.
Nope, you aren’t. They are still publishing them, at least the last one came out in 2007, so someone must be reading them or the manuscript would be in a drawer somewhere in Todd McCaffrey’s study.
Also, they are making a Dragonriders of Pern movie which is scheduled to be out in 2011. Check IMDb.
My thoughts exactly, thank you!
Yes, I’m simultaneously really happy it has Discworld, and really unhappy it doesn’t have Gallifrey.
I guess trying to include even a small part of all the fiction planets would make this a really huge diagram, and even then, every one of us would be missing some dearest planet. Great A’Tuin also made my day, and me too, was expecting to find Arrakis there.
BTW, nobody asked why do they orbit OUR own Sun and not each planet his own star?
Yeah, Krypton has it’s own sun. A red one in fact. That’s why Superman has his powers, because the radiation from our yellow sun makes him strong. Whereas the radiation from the red sun his planet went around would make him just plain normal.
Ha! I’m surprised it took this many comments for someone to point it out. Usually people are all over errors like that.
WTF Sc2 just came out and i don’t see a single planet from there WTF
Seeing Kobol made my day, though I’m missing Abydos.
Where is Gallifrey, I do not see it anywhere.
Gallifrey was destroyed from all space, time, and graphs.
LIKE!
Magrathea!! Where is Magrathea?
For that matter, where is Vogsphere? NO, WAIT, I TAKE IT BACK. No one wants to see Vogsphere.
haha, seeing Centauri Prime and Discworld on there made my day! Nice chart!
What about Terminus? on the galaxy’s edge, basis to Asimov’s Foundation?
Damn right!
Yeah, what is up with that?!?
Not that I wish to say it isn’t awesome. ‘Cause it is, anyway.
Favorite part: next to (destroyed) planet Alderaan, “Moon?”
…Azeroth???
Huh. I always thought that Krypton was a lot further out than that.
No Raxacorico Fallapatorium? What kind of horrible chart is this? I’d ask about Gallifrey, but it’s a gonner- stuck in the Time Void-thingy.
Awww, I was gunna bring back Gallifrey but then I remembered! XD
WHERES STROGGOS??
If there is Kobol, where are the Twelve Colonies?
Missing parallel Earth’s.
But where’s Pizza Planet?
^Like
i felt so happy and then like such a geek when i saw New Texas on this
Yes! Although I don’t know where New Texas’ other two suns ran off to.
Wrong! planet Phloston is in the ANGEL constellation! DUH!!! (Source: 5th Element)
I feel slightly nerdy saying this, but I’m pretty sure that Earth should be under “recently destroyed”. Hitchhikers’s Guide, anyone?
Rofl. Well said!
You didn’t read the sequels, did you?
Earth’s back, but the dolphins are gone.
Sure, in So Long And Thanks for All The Fish. You ever read Mostly Harmless? It gets blown up. Again. And at the beginning of And Another Thing…
Don’t mess with me at Hitchhiker’s Guide, lol.
*Makes note to look for those books*
Reptilon is missing.
Nemesis is also missing.
Where’s Druidia?
Hooray for Orks! WAAAAAAAGH!
I’m feeling the nerd love up in here.
Nuuuuuuuurds!!!!!! …but seriously, where’s planet hollywood?
everything should be helyocentrated ?
That’s no moon…
That made my day
they forgot endor
forgot the resteraunt at the end of the universe.
Milliways isn’t on a planet.
Actually its on Frogstar B (according to the books)
They forgot Ire. Just saying.
Looking at the comments, I’d say this “map” needs a little updating
How come I don’t see Char on here?
Shakuras is missing too. And a mark saying: Aiur was here…
Where’s Nemesis?
Don’t forget the Andalite world, Hork-Bajir world, Yeerk world and Iskoort world…oh and the Leeran world.
Sorry, I’m an Animorphs geek lol
And Altair…Forbidden Planet, anyone?
i was obseesded with those at one point.
What I love about this, is that while completely inaccurate and missing hundreds of planets and moons from other series, this could inspire another nerd to come out with a more complete and accurate universe, which will inspire another and another until we get one that kicks our asses.
Pandora is a moon, not a planet
Tru dat
Moon?
I lol’d.
How could you call this a geek’s galaxy when there is no mention of Miranda.
Although the last “moon” made me lol.
What about Ceti Alpha 5 and 6 (which exploded)?
No Arrakis = fail
You forgot Cadia! THE IMPERIUM OF MAN IS NOT AMUSED
to be fair if your gonna have cadia on there your gonna need the eye or terror too and in the great grand scheme of things its not a hugely important planet just one huge fortress… i remember too much.
Too bad they got they last few planets in the wrong order….
“If there is a bright spot in the universe you are on the planet that it’s farthest from.” – Luke Skywalker
Where’s Iscandar? Without Iscandar, where will Starblazers go aboard the Yamato?
Citadel? Not really a planet but, but no mass effect love?
WHERE ARA ALL THE VIDEO GAME WORLDS!?! There’s no Mobius (Sonic), there’s no Sera (Gears of War), there’s not even a goddamned Halo! I can understand that there’s no Mushroom Kingdom (since it’s only kingdom, not a planet). BUT COME ON!
There is Reach, that made my day
Plus, some random portal leading to the Twilight Cage. (Sonic the Hedgehog FTW!)
Where’s Earth II? The planet directly opposite Earth, so we can never see it, because the Sun’s blocking our view?
What about Gallifrey?
nooo they forgot the mass relay
Larry Niven will be pissed that Ringworld isn’t on this map. It should be. It is a pretty awesome world.
but where is miranda?
What? No Planets from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series? Could have used Krikkit or Magrathea..Maybe even Lamuella..
But Magrathea is just a legend…
No Abydos, or Chulak?
win!
Pandora is a Moon (not a planet) with future movies (or books) telling stories of the other moons circling the same planet that Pandora swings around. This picture is just a bunch of sci fi planets lined up. There’s about 6 from Dune I can think of missing and not to mention probably about 30 more from other kickass books/comics and movies. Give it up or find a way to fit them all in Bwahahahah
that’s no moon…
Mogo, anyone?
They forgot Gallifrey!!!!!
Didn’t the covenant glass reach?
The planet is still there, though. Glassing doesn’t destroy a planet, it just ruins it.
In no particuar order….
Procyon (Cybran coreworld), Seraphim VII (1/2 the events of SC2 occur here), Altair (I think… again from SC2), Capella (from SC1/FA opening) and Shiva Prime (which is a station near Altair, if the name is correct, and stations are included like the Death Star)
you forgot MARFLAR!! (i think thats how its spelt) from south park!! With the Marflar’s!!
Marklar. Marklar is the Marklar from South Marklar.
No helion Prime?
Sadface….
Yeah, Arrakis and Gallifrey are needed.
Narn? Minbar? The Vorlon Homeworld? ZhaHaDum?
What about Arus and Doom? Voltron got screwed… hehe
wait what? wasnt reach destroyed?
Reach was glassed, the planets surfaced burned until it is nothing but a broken up glass ball. Disturbing yes
Also the Nova Bomb admiral Whitcomb wasn’t detonated on Reach either (which would’ve destroyed the planet) the Elites took it with them and it blew up a whole fleet of theirs (see Halo: Ghosts of Onyx)
Am I the only one disappointed that Alderaan got a “Moon?”, but there’s no Unicron head orbiting Cybertron? It’s been there for five years, you’d think someone’d notice.
Points off for no Planet Namek
What about Caprica?
where’s the halo rings?
they are Forerunner installations and not true planet but the do have their own environments, i wish Sanghelios was there (Elite home planet) and all of the human colonies too
What, no Ringworld??
go halo! ha ha!
I wish they included the Ark
Cybertron, Reach, and Phloston are my favorites. Alderaan and Moon? made me lol. Miranda of Persephone would have sufficed.
But all in all, severely lacking in the Video Game department. Metroid and Mass effect aren’t gettin’ the love.
b-b-b-but what about the Klingon home world? :*(
There’s more than one Vulcan. The second one, also destroyed, was wrecked by the Fendahl and reduced to asteriods, becoming the Asteriod belt, on their way to Mars, which the laid waste, forcing the Ice Warriors, or most of them, to evacuate to Nova Mars, before their arrival on Earth.
Mondas, destroyed, same orbit as Earth. Ecological disaster in progress on Titan when the atmosphere ignited.
Skaro is also now destroyed… possibly… then there’s Telos, Sontarr, Ruta 3, Spiridon, Dulkis, Marinus…
and hang on, what about Centauri Prime, Minbarr, Narn, Vorlon, Z’ha’dum and the colony worlds of Proxima 3 and Orion 7, and the League of non-Aligned Worlds?
Pandora is not a planet… It’s a moon.
That’s not a moon!
Cybertron and Discworld made me squee. I have to say though that everyone’s right and this chart needs a big revamp.
Those poor Vulcans…
“A turtle?! This is not logical at all!”
Where’s Corneria?! Or Sauria?!
This guy forgot Star Fox and Met- oh, forget it.
So…
Where is Aiur, Char, Korhal, Tarsonis and all the other planets from Starcraft?
where’s namek?
Where is Caprica?
“Moon?” –Nope.
Needs more Gallifrey. I mean, I can understand not including every sci-fi planet in every fandom ever, but Doctor Who is huge to disinclude. ):
OH MY GOD, IT’S CYBERTRON!!!!!
A halo next to the Death St- err,”Moon” would made my day
GUYS!
IF YOU ARE A GEEK AND DONT KNOW WHAT DISKWORLD IS
LOOK IT UP!
ITS AMAZING!
Nuff said. See ya. Woot out.
Why am Htrae beautiful round shape? Is big crime! Htrae am ugly cube shape.
is that reach i see?
You forgot Kladen on the other side of the Sun.
Pandora is a moon of the planet Polyphemos orbiting Alpha Centauri A in the solar system nearest to our own (by us being on the edge of an arm in the Milky Way and Alpha Centauri, with twin star Alpha Centauri A and B, being on the edge closest to us in the nearest arm of the Milky Way) along with numerous other moons. Polyphemos is inspired by, and portrayed as, a blue gas giant with a giant storm. Polyphemos is a lot bigger than Jupiter and is named after the cyclops from Homers Odyssy because the giant storm looks like an eye in the sphere of the planet. Therefore this maps portrayal of Pandora as a planet in our solar system is very wrong as it is, in fact, a moon in another solar system. By the way the movies portrayal of travel time to Pandora is real math. Now you know!
Dude, wow I thought I knew a lot about of the nerd thing i like (Halo) but you just put me to shame. My Favorite fictional star is Epsilon Indi (Harvest’s star because the inhabitants are Midwesterner american’s with Scandinavian roots, that’s my family through and through and most of them are Lutheran, like me!)
I say you replace Pandora with Mobius! (I hate Avatar but I love Sonic the Hedgehog comics!)
Can someone tell me where New Texas comes from?
Wow so cool!
i was looking through to, and i was like ” wait, where is gallifrey? and raxacoricofallapatorius? and, well i gess the lost moon of poosh wouldnt be there… “
No, it was just ruined.