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Archive for July, 2010
What A Fowl Vacation

Hey, that all inclusive chicken-only resort is completely worth it. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Meowface says, “What about Stomach City with a stopover in Ovenland?”
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Cubed Iced Is For Squares

Punishing your husband…no? Just me. Okay then. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite dw says, “Pretending to be a dwarf.”
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Amusement Parks

You forgot that no matter what day you choose to go, it’ll be the day a giant church group/band camp/girl scout troop will be trucking in their nation wide shrieking teens. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Azkyroth says, “Try Pirate World. No queue; they’ve moved on to “arrr!”
*ducks*
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Reasons I switch on as many lights as possible

Dude, those air vent monsters are sneaksy. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Skeletor says, That’s so true!
I have to light up all the torches in Castle Grayskull just to get a glass of water after it’s dark! D:
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Typical website evolution

“Text you want to read”? Really. Would it not let pr0n through the Graph Jam filter? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Nash says, “Uh, 1996, GeoCities webpages etc…
- Blinking and scrolling text
- Background picture that doesn’t loop properly but has been set to do so anyway, usually a photo
- Text in a color marginally different from background
- Background MIDI music
- Random animated GIFs for no apparent reason
- “Cool” javascripts with popup dialog boxes
- General lack of any sort of style or aesthetics
Nostalgia is for people with poor memories.”
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Opening Creaky Doors

Apparently the standard sneaking out kit no longer comes equipped with a travel can of WD-40. – Ms. Fix-It
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