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Archive for July, 2010
Mr. Conductor Loathes You

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This is why everyone is late on the island of Sodor. Which sounds suspiciously like Mordor now that I’m typing it out. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite d3bates says, “One does not simply ride into Sodor.”
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This Is Why You Push The “Popcorn” Button

Good thing I took the batteries out of that smoke detector five months ago. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite RadicalX says, “Listening to the pops is the way. Every bag is different. You must learn to quiet your mind and emotions and focus upon not the pops, but the emptiness between them. To press the popcorn button or to enter a time and walk away is to assume that you have control over the popcorn, that you have understanding of the popcorn. To understand that you do not understand, this is the Tao…”
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Mmmmm, Bacon

You can never have too much bacon. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite A_NonExistent_User says, “And both should’ve been inside a larger box labelled “Delicious”.
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The Deputy Can’t Even Get Negative Attention

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We dun take kindly to sheriff shootin in these parts. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Graphite Nick says, “According to this graph there were other unnamed individuals shot by Bob.”
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