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LOL! This one is actually funny even though it’s not really a graph.
Or is it?……..
Hey we have the same name lolz!11!!!1!one!
or are you just REALLY lonely?
*gulp* my house must be full of ninjas!!!!!
Wow! My house SURELY has some ninJas then! BE CAREFUL!!! :O
Just so you guys know, the source for this is shirt.woot.com
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=4222
Kinda crappy not to cite your sources properly.
Ah, the wonders of woot. <3!!! This also reminds me of an xkcd comic. The had 'Legolas' instead of 'Ninja'
And a dancing zombie at that! It must be Kate Gosselin.
or michael jackson
well, if he weren’t before, he is now
dancing in his grave, that is.
Have you ever played plants vs Zombies
Mj’s there all right
ZOMG YA!!! By the way when the hell do i get my zen garden?
I’m on the back-yard Level on Day time.
Zombie tracks definitely don’t look like that at all. . .
because you saw a real zombie track?
Cute joke.
I always thought there would be pieces shattered on the way… Like the bread-track in hansel and gretel… only with… pieces, yeah
This was a shirt on shirt.woot. Unfortunately, you can no longer buy it.
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=4222
That would be a zombie dancing Thriller
What about candlejack or th
Candlejack never leaves a
Candlejack never wha
OMG!!! I’ve seen those ninja tracks EVERYWHERE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Not only is this not a graph, it was stolen from shirt.woot
I know, because I bought the shirt.
Yup. Stolen.
You know what? GraphJam used to sometimes be funny until Ms. Fix-It started plastering her brand of snark all over it. Guess what: if it requires explanation, it wasn’t funny to begin with.
Graph Jam hasn’t been reliably funny since the graphs stopped being about music (you know, GraphJAM) and started being about the kind of generalities usually associated with bad stand-up comedy. I don’t know why I still check it.
THAT SHOULD TOTALLY BE ON A T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
It was. Read the previous comments, please.
Nice one.
The zombie track would be even funnier with two left feet.
The werewolf tracks would be humanish but with evidence of fur and clear pads, as on the bottoms of wolf feet. Vampire tracks would look pretty much human. Tracks of the Jabberwock (not Jabberwocky, no matter what the new movie says!) would be mostly (very sharp) claw, but with a semi-triangular heel.
I was about to comment about the Jabberwock!
High-five, fellow Carrollian!
Jabberwock refers to the monster, Jabberwocky refers to the poem.
The Jabberwock is very often thought to be called the Jabberwocky, and the most hilarious instance of the confusion I’ve ever seen is in an old miniseries in which they actually read the poem aloud, but then turned around and called the Jabberwock by the wrong name in the same scene as the reading of the poem.
And if Tim Burton’s *retching sound* in Wonderland did indeed call the Jabberwock by the wrong name, then my already deep hatred for it has deepened even more.
I’m not the only one! Yeah, my boyfriend went crazy when I showed him the movie and kept saying ‘Jabberwok’ under his breath when the characters said Jabberwoky. It was kind of cute and annoying at the same time.
Where’s Bigfoot? Loch Ness Monster? and Dinosaurs?
they said fix it, so I did:
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/9206/footprintsfixed.jpg
but what about the dreaded pirate ninja zombie?
Dear Ms. Fix-it,
The monster is called a Jabberwock.
The poem about the Jabberwock is titled Jabberwocky.