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Diplomacy: The Star Trek Way

Funny Graphs - Ways Captain Kirk Solves Problems

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Hey, if parties and orgies get the job done, who are we to judge?

Favorite Comment: Graphite Hapyh says, “All at once does also work.”

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  1. FIRST says:

    FIRST!!!!

  2. Skyfire says:

    Graph fail! You forgot “Fire Phasers!” and “”Double Overhand Strike”.

    • Trekkette says:

      Don’t forget the “classic” line: Kirk’s idea of diplomacy is a hand phaser and a smirk. Still, I can’t help it – I love him.

  3. aliensex_voyeur says:

    too gay…Ohura, get back to work, babydoll ;) ~

  4. Muniosi says:

    It’s “Uhura”
    ya im a nerd
    a spellchecker nerd

  5. Muniosi says:

    It’s “Uhura”
    yes im a nerd
    a spellchecker nerd

  6. Stardrake says:

    They also forgot “Drive Computer Crazy With Illogic!”

    As David Gerrold said, “How IBM must hate that man!”

  7. Arnelson says:

    They also forgot “Build makeshift cannon out of bamboo”.

  8. CyberSkull says:

    Why do you think he is friends with a doctor known for being able to cure almost anything?

  9. Aname says:

    Shouldn’t Spock be green? Just a thought…

  10. Trisha says:

    Just hilarious, I have watched all the Star Trek show and movies and love them! Agrees that the graph may be missing several options! Rethink and re-post please! And the nest person who spells Uhura’s name wrong will be punished by the removal of their universal translator!!!

  11. Hapyh says:

    All at once does also work

  12. You Know Me says:

    ZOMFG THIS IS AWESOME!
    Spock and Kirk look like they’re going to start spontaneously making out in the elevator scene… ;)

  13. You Know Me says:

    TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES!!!

  14. QueenOfIrony237 says:

    Hm, must be from the 51st century…..

    (any fellow who-ligans catch that?)

    • ZarathustraLogan says:

      Good one! lol

    • NTLupin says:

      “Well, hi.”
      “Hello.”
      “No flirting.”
      “I was just sayin’ hello.”
      “For you, that’s flirting.”
      ————–
      Kirk always was more of a “hands-on” captain than the rest. 51st century must be like the 1960s, except universe-wide.

  15. Simeown says:

    now i really must protest, i have seen every piece of film with captain Kirk in it(life action and cannon) and he quite often resolves thing via diplomacy. using only verbal communication he convinces a robot or computer to destroy itself on 2 or 3 separate occasions(i don’t remember specifically if there was a third). that really must be on the chart.


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