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the perfect habitat according to spiders

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It could be worse. It could be those damn ninja ants that hide in your faucet and wait for you to turn the water on. – Ms. Fix-It

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  1. d says:

    doesn’t inside your shower count as inside?

  2. Batj says:

    open package.

  3. Lol they see me ...? says:

    I’ve never found a spider in my shower.

  4. Rar says:

    Spiders actually don’t particularly like it in your shower. They just happened to have fallen in and cannot get out because the sides are too slippery for them to climb back up.

    • A Random Pooka says:

      Yes, they can too climb back up. They’re spiders. I used to have to clean cobwebs regularly out of the corners above my shower stall because the spiderwebs there were the WORST.

      And the same over the bath tub. Nowhere else in the house, really. Just over the bathing facilities. Perhaps the fragrant soaps attracted flying insects like fruit flies.

      But that was the place they’d choose to have their 80 billion babies, too

      • Patrick says:

        Ugh, I can’t get RID of the fruit flies in my bathroom -_-

        Sadly, the spiders seem to prefer my bedroom, above my bed, not the shower where they’re easily disposed of.

        Best way to make Patrick scream like a little girl? Let him open his eyes and see a spider staring at him.

      • Rar says:

        Um, no. The spiders really CANNOT climb out of the bathtub. They will fall in, and be unable to climb back out.
        You might have them on your bathroom WALLS, and possibly above your shower, but that is on the wall. They’re perfectly fine climbing on walls and ceilings, because they’re made out of a different material.

        However, the spiders can FALL into the bathtub, they just cannot climb back out. So if you ever see a spider in your bathtub, just try to help it out.

  5. Ocean says:

    Don’t forget the Bath Tub!

  6. Alli says:

    The spiders don’t want to be in the tub, they just can’t get out. They just crawl around until they starve and die, poor things.

    • Patrick says:

      Trust me, they CAN get out, I have watched them do so. If said spider can sit on the shower wall at eye level (I’m 6-0, for reference), he/she can get OUT of the shower.

      • Rar says:

        They seriously can’t get out of the bathtub. I’m about 6′ as well and have seen a spider at eye level in my bathroom in probably the same spot your mentioning. However, it was on the wall, not the shower tiles/bathtub.
        It CANNOT crawl it’s way out of the bathtub if it were to fall in.

        • mon says:

          Hmm, just a wild guess, but maybe they’re different spiders and have different abilities in climbing walls? Or maybe your tub’s wall is higher than the other so it can’t climb out.

          The one in my house has long thin legs and can climb out with no problem. Of course I kill it right afterwards though.

  7. Trexa says:

    Spiders deserve to wash themselves up, too!

  8. d says:

    There are enough bugs in my shower for spiders to survive, and get fat. And raise families of little fat spiders.

  9. anon says:

    shows how much you’re using the shower…

    • Patrick says:

      Unless they get exceptionally dirty/sweaty, humans only NEED to bathe every other day tops, typically. Bathing every day washes away the body’s natural oils, leading to an increase in dry skin and skin conditions like eczema, and can actually make you more susceptible to illnesses.

      In winter when it’s even drier, you can often go every 3rd day.

  10. mon says:

    This is why I have a can of bug spray in my bathroom counter

  11. starling says:

    Under my laptop. I just saw it run from there, no idea where it’s gone.

  12. Violin Playa says:

    I hate those ninja ants they’re worse than those pizza eating turtles…

  13. Boots says:

    For some reasons spiders seem to love the inside of my boots, every couple days I have to evict a new one thats set up camp

  14. Zan says:

    Ant’s in your water is much worse. Oh dear god!
    Ant manage to chew through a gasket and get into the well pump at my stepfather’s old house. Showering meant being coated in a thin layer of dead ants.
    I shudder at the thought.

  15. Dodom says:

    Don’t forget holes. Spiders love to hide in any little hole they find. People often swallow spiders in their sleep because they entered their nostrils.

  16. xxblackberriexx says:

    there needs to be another for on your arm

  17. Lanthar says:

    The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout…

  18. Anonymous Contributor says:

    This is usually true for me, but this year, they’ve been hanging around my kitchen. This is OK with me because they kill the ants and flies that get into the kitchen. And also because I like spiders.

  19. ThePersonOfhmmmm... says:

    I’ve never had one in the shower, but they do seem to be wherever you don’t want them to be. like in your hair.


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