
You sir, are drinking too slow. Man up. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Thread!: Graphite A says, “Yeah if you drink like a suzie it does get warm by the time you finish a pint.”
AND: Graphite buh replies, “Yeah, if you drink like a suzie and drink it out of a glass rather than straight out of the keg.”
BUT: Graphite Meowface counters, “Yeah, if you drink like a suzie and don’t break into the beer factory to drink straight from the tanks every time you go drinking.”
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ACTUALLY….warm crap goes to the TOP
ACTUALLY: Warm anything rises to the top.
Basic physics FAIL
Add a time scale, dear child…
Nope, water is lightest at 4C.
And foam is even lighter.
What demonstrates that the warm beer at the bottom of the pint is not a product of your hands heat and the fact that it took you 15 minutes to drink the rest; it was already warm when poured.
Some people don’t realize that good beer has foam!
Hell, good beer is all foam unless you let it settle for 5 min
Or that good beer should be consumed at a warmer temp than most Americans can tolerate it.
Yeah if you drink like a suzie it does get warm by the time you finish a pint.
Yeah, if you drink like a suzie and drink it out of a glass rather than straight out of the keg.
Yeah, if you drink like a suzie and don’t break into the beer factory to drink straight from the tanks every time you go drinking.
Yeah, if you drink like a suzie and crap in your beer before drinking it…
Ewwwwwwwwwww…
isn’t that called a beer brewery?
One word: straw.
I was going to make a comment about how slowly you must drink, but I think it’s already been said by those above me^
This isn’t entertaining at all.
So true, bottom of a beer is generally gunk and tastes terrible.
Here in the uk, we like WARM beer! So the whole beer is good.
I’m a bit late on this, but never mind.
Not in Belgium it isnt!
Once yer balls drop, you’ll be able to finish one before it gets warm…
Yeah, if you drink like a suzie and think that warm beer is bad, all beer is good when you are drunk enough.
1) The foam is called a head, all pints should have one at least half an inch thick.
2) In the UK we have developed a method of dealing with that warm gunk (FYI it’s called the dregs), by downing the last inch and a half of a pint glass in one swift gulp. Like a rather large shot.
3) Stop being a pussy
If you drink like a suzie and dont drink used beer from the urinal. Dont you know its cheaper that way?
If you pee like a puppy you can’t hang with the big dogs. There is nothing undrinkable about beer warm or not. Grow a sack.