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Quidditch is kinda gay
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
I sure did not want to imply that being homosexual is wrong in any way. Sorry for the confusion.
… but beiing a magician is.
first, epic win
second, yea… it’s gay
You’re just calling it gay because it’s more popular than you are, and it isn’t even real.
Snaaaaaps.
You mean like God ?
lololol yo win at the internets
Yo dawg, I think “yo” can’t spell you.
-2 internets for spelling and making a lolazer.
a lolazer when you don’t need it.
Oh, for God’s Sakes, not another one of these flame wars starters!
Ah, well…
might as well help kindle it!
GOD IS REAL YOU POOPOO HEAD!
Sheesh, what an atheist FAIL.
You fail at the internets.
Time for a FIRESTORM.
You can choose to believe.
I don’t.
I understand that.
So basically, you don’t like God, or quidditch. Sheesh. And you’re commenting why? I don’t bloody care if you dislike the noble art of quidditch, but you don’t need to ruin it for those of us who enjoy it. Yaye Ballycastle!
Okay, who’s side are you on, really?
still gay
Better than being homophobic.
I beg to differ.
It’s bad enough that we talk about this stuff in the gay marriage graphs, but you are an a$$hole for talking about it outside it’s designated topic.
I remember you. and you FAIL.
You were the one to bring up gay marriage, by the way.
I am allowed to hate on it.
and I happen to know Sam. And Sam knows me.
And sorry for the part about gay marriage. “Homophobic” flew around the Gay Marriage graphs alot.
You have a fair and valid point. I just thought I’d bring in the perspective police before things got ridiculous.
Yeah, I lost sleep the last time it got ridiculous…
LOL, my dad’s name is Hank.
Yeah, I wasn’t kidding about the ADD.
Cat.
….just saying.
Besides, THIS is Homophobic:
http://cheezburger.com/View/3750100480
And don’t you forget it!
Sadly, after the posting of so many gay marriage, etc., graphs, just to make flame wars…
well, you see where he got the idea.
Yeah, it has an average # of ZERO spectators at each official match!
Meanwhile, me, who is real, actually attracted your posts!
CHHHHEEEEEESE FTW!
Wait … what?
oh shut up.
quidditch is the only game that makes it worth being a fan. or a player. or a person. not when you’re a muggle though
Yeah right… You’re a magician or something. Mom must be very proud.
mmd
She is! My parents are proud to have a witch in the family! My sis is pissed though!
heheheh.
It does not even make any sense to display levels of “awesomness” in a pie chart… – quidditch is crap.
That’s why there’s a friggin’ videogame. Go play it.
The Quidditch world cup is also much louder since they have magically enhanced vuvuzelas…
Oh, God, no… >_<
I thought that’s what the South Africans had. I swear I could hear them from Mexico, without the TV turned on.
GTFO
The problem with Quidditch is that it’s not a game that’s designed to be well-balanced. It’s a game that’s designed to let the seeker (i.e., Harry Potter) be a hero.
Plus balls that try to kill you.
not necessarily in the quiddich world cup, Krum gets the snitch even though that means his team loses (due to the fact that Ireland is just TOO AWESOME)
the seeker just usually wins the game
Quidditch is about as manly as a unicorn in the magical fairy rainbow princess kingdom.
I would totally want to watch Quidditch instead of Soccer/Football, rite?
NOT.
Who cares if it’s manly? It’s awesome! (PS Acting manly will not get you a girlfriend.)
AGREED.
Heeeey, don’t speak for potential girlfriends everywhere. I like it when a man acts like one.
My high school boyfriend was a /b/tard, so I ended up punching him in the face and breaking up with him in a Mexican restaurant.[/coolstorybro]
ALSO AGREED.
AGREED AGAIN
yeah, usually acting manly means you’re not very.
Quidditch haters are seriously weird people. It’s a friggin game.
Right, because rock-type balls that swerve around trying to knock you in the head is wimpy.
HP Nerd
Is that an insult or a statement/compliment? Your name is confusing me on your respone.
being an HP nerd is a good thing
Definitely.
Wrong graph type. It should be a bar graph.
Thank you, I’m glad someone else realized this. A pie chart implies that there’s a finite quantity of awesome, and that quidditch and football are the ONLY awesome things. I don’t think the creator actually understands how graphs work. =/
And this is unusual on Graph Jam how?
BOOYAH!
i <3 magic!
This is the worst graph ever to be shown on this website.
and is also gay, dont forget that
I don’t think it has a gender, so it’s not really possible for it to be gay.
Yeah, but I think we know what gay really means.
IT MEANS EXTREMELY HAPPY! :p
You’re homophobic, you git
And you can STFU before you start a flame war.
You are such a homo.
face it, the use of these words is never going to change.
cuz you’re ignorant
Am not!
If you are calling people such epithets as “homo”, you are ignorant, you git.
Homo sapiens.
Best!
This is the worst graph ever to be shown on this website.
your the worst facxe to ever be show on this planet :p
Wow, a Harry Potter reference….
If you want to fantasize about your magic friends, don’t post it on the internet.
It’s just a freakin’ graph! Who said the maker fantasizes?
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
OH GOD YES.
Finally, SOMEONE agrees with me
Somebody shuld keep the nerds away from internet.
What did you just say? Are you serious right now?
The internet wouldn’t exist without nerds……..
LOL!
Ok JFK, replay that comment over and over in your head until you realize how dumb that comment was.
For an in-depth explanation of why Quidditch is stupid, see one of the early chapters of the excellent Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Thank you for that! I’m up to chapter 7 and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while!
Quidditch isn’t stupid
Don’t care much for quiditch, don’t really care either way about soccer. But I am so sick and tired of the wolrd cup I wish it only happened once every 10 years and even then it should happen in a sealed box that is fired into the sun a month before it starts.
wouldn’t that make the world cup to not exist???
anyways, you americans (or women around) do not comprehend the value of the biggest sport event of the universe, or even more, the world!!! football is a religion, is sacred. the only reason we, true men, live on is because we know, even though it will take 4 years more, another world cup is coming on the way… and it’s going to be awesome!!!
BTW, I wanna see who is going to take the cup from us next years, just dare to try, go BRASIL!!!
Shut your pie hole, you presumptuous, misogynistic xenophobe.
I know plenty of Americans, and women also, who are stupid enough to enjoy soccer.
I don’t care mucn for soccer, either, but I think we knew he was joking, especially the part about women: I’m absolutely sure he was just making a rational statement on how men are more in-tune with sports than women!
My brother plays soccer, and as for us americans, I think we are a little less serious about our soccer, and the if the Brazilians win, It’s because they worked hard to deserve it!
So shut YOUR pie hole, you presumtuous twit.
It would appear that my facetious tone didn’t land. Prejudice aside, soccer is as legitimate a sport as any other.
My opinion matters very little on its value to the world.
whoops.
Oh so many things to adress here…
First, shut up. I happen to love soccer. And Quidditch.
Second, (and this one is to all of you) CALM THE FREAK DOWN!
Third, (as is this) have a nice day and stop going at each other all the time over a stupid little graph!
Sage advice.
I can’t stand to leave some things alone, though.
Eh neither can I sometimes. But really? Over this? Harry Potter fans can enjoy Harry Potter. Soccer fans can enjoy soccer. People who are fans of both can be fans of both! I much prefer to argue about bigger things. Like wether or not I want to got to bed at 2:30 or 2:35.
dumb response
There is so much wrong with your comment, but I had to point this out.
“…the biggest sport event of the universe, or even more, the world!!!” The universe is actually bigger then the world…..just sayin’
Thank you Captain Obvious…. Sorry had to say it!
Yes. The Quidditch Cup would be so much more exciting than FIFA. Just because in Quidditch you fly, so it’s just better. And the crazy partying fans would be cool too.
Although a circle graph wasn’t the best way to present this.
I think it’s implying that even a game that isn’t real is better than the FIFA world cup, not that Qudditch is awesome.
Qudditch is awasome, but only because Ireland won.
In other news, Qudditch is fake, Fifa is awesome, and vuvuzelas can go suck some nuts.
Quidditch is the best! Unlike you Muggles, we ALL adore Quidditch, so there’s NO arguments! But, you still have to fight…. Well, I’ll just sit and watch you’re show! ACCIO POPCORN!
please tell me you aren’t serious. If you honestly think that you are a wizard, I have lost even more faith in humanity
omg its called a joke, idiot
People with no sense of humor don’t like HP.
Besides, even an idiot would know she’s a witch, not a wizard.
What are you talking about? The male witch is called a warlock, not a wizard. The title “wizard” is gender neutral. It’s also like how the female counterpart of a sorcerer is a sorceress.
That is all.
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No, it isn’t. Wizards are male. Warlocks are wizards. Witches can be male or female.
True. Perhaps in traditional magick circles, a male “witch” is called a warlock, but in the HP universe, the male witch is called a wizards. Thusly, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There is a difference between magic and magick.
Too bad they didn’t show any of the World Cup in the movie. All you see is Krum fly around in a circle.
There’s no flopping in Quidditch, thus Quidditch > FIFA
Quidditch loses because it doesn’t have hot chicks in bikinis cheering the players.
They also didn’t show the veela in the movie…
I may not be able to fly a broom very well (that’s an exagertation!) but Quidditch is an interesting game. The history alone is a fascinating one! So many hours I have spent reading on it. The muggle sport “Foot Ball” is good, but nothing compares to Quidditch!!
You fail. When you are using a know-it-all character’s name, use correct spelling.
Umm Hermione is muggle born, so she knows all about football… just sayin.. so your comment is kinda.. incorrect for want of a better word?
Very true. Hermione is a know-it-all in all areas, so she is well aware of spelling, grammar, and the history of a sport that is fairly popular in Britain. Most likely her father is a big football fan, and although she would know about it, I doubt she would spend hours on it.
Learn when to use a certain diagram do make a point and when not to. Fuggin fail.
The graph doesn’t make sense and the person doesn’t know that you spell FIFA with all caps. But it expresses the absolute inadequacy of any Muggle sport to match something played ON BROOMSTICKS with HOMICIDAL BALLS and an INCREDIBLY FAST, TINY, MOVING TARGET. So it’s Illiterate, Innumerate Graph Jam Creator FTW if you ask me.
omg what the heck soccer is so much better than anything like baseball
FAIL! THIS FAILS! FOOTBALL > MADE-UP CHILDREN’S GAME.
Well, first, Quidditch is NOT a children’s game, well, no one under eleven I guess, because they would probably get hurt. Second, the Quidditch World Cup is the best game in our world, so IT IS BETTER THAN SOCCER/FOOTBALL!!!!!
Seriously, this should have been a bar graph. Not a pie chart. D:
Who cares this graph is an EPIC WIN
Has anybody realised this graph is made up of the Gryffindor colours?
Yah know what? It is. That’s just awesome.
This is made more awesome by the fact that it is in gryffindoor colours :3
i was so glad when the usa lost so they would stop wasting all the time on espn talking about soccer
bull***t, the world cup is infinitely better, bummer Holland lost ):
we as a nation need to find a way to make this an actual sport
Ooh! This would be perfect for Failblog! I’ll go post it right now!
mmmgotta disagree. Until Humans create broomsticks that….fly… I’m going to go with the sport I can actually watch real people. Or fast forward where we can all afford jet fighters and use those instead. Then I’d be interested, but until then, sound the vuvuzelas
Actually, Quidditch is real. Just look up Muggle Quidditch, and it’s far more interesting to watch than soccer. (and this is coming from a soccer fan.) It’s like co-ed rugby, soccer, dodgeball, volleyball, and wrestling rolled up into one. With broomsticks, which kind of makes things a little more dangerous. But since there is a Quidditch World Cup that actually exists, I guess it goes to show that this graph is wrong. But it’s totally awesome!
Hehe. Okay, I thought I was the only one who knew about that in this comment section. I wasn’t even gonna post it, but yeah it’s totally real, and totally awesome.
I think that they should replace the broomsticks with horses. Go karts, perhaps.
ATVs?
Wrong!!!!! Epic FAIL!!!! In case you haven’t noticed, Quidditch doesn’t exist!!!!!!
you are just saying that because quidditch is SO much better than soccer
and you cant play it
Don’t mind him, he’s a muggle.
Well of course he is. Just look at the horrid spelling. Any person with an ounce of magic in their veins would know that quidditch beats football any day. Silly muggles. Football’s for kids! Quidditch is a real sport, if you look at the origins, you’ll see that in the beginning, the sport commonly caused deaths, and was the penultimate challenge of strength. Football? Not so much.
150
Whichever one’s real.
well, actually, quidditch.
Yep. but basically an instant win.
… You win. That comment was awesome.
yea, Quidditch wins
unless your team sucks. Or your the Chudley Cannons.
dammit! you’re.
Quidditch FTW <3
Now if only we could play it…