
revolving door speed
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This reminds us of that time a certain J. Biebs was PWNED
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revolving door speed
Graph by: Ratlet via Graph Jam Builder
This reminds us of that time a certain J. Biebs was PWNED
lol you can just hear the “donk”
and he looks like hes gonna cry
lol, it’s a she u know?
There are no revolving doors in my (small) city that I know of, and I’m fine with that. They seem to be more trouble than they’re worth.
I did recently have a dream that I was in a mall with a revolving door elevator. You went in and turned it, and as you did, it went up on an Archimedes screw. Walking in the other direction would lower it. In the dream, this seamed like the best idea EVER.
Of course, something like that would take more effort than simply using the stairs.
That sounds awesome, though.
But when you’re pushing it inside nothing would happen because you can’t exert force that your center of gravity depends on for balance. (or something like that) It’s like how you can’t lift yourself up with your hands. The source of force is the same as the destination of the force, therefore, if your idea were to work, you would have to run, jump, and slam yourself into the place you’re supposed to push to get anywhere.
Not if the floor was stationary and you turn the door like your typical revolving door. Then it would work.
Also, it is possible to lift yourself up with your hands…
i have no idea what either of you guys just said
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Jake says:
June 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
But when you’re pushing it inside nothing would happen because you can’t exert force that your center of gravity depends on for balance. (or something like that) It’s like how you can’t lift yourself up with your hands. The source of force is the same as the destination of the force, therefore, if your idea were to work, you would have to run, jump, and slam yourself into the place you’re supposed to push to get anywhere.
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Dillon says:
June 29, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Not if the floor was stationary and you turn the door like your typical revolving door. Then it would work.
Also, it is possible to lift yourself up with your hands…
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“In the dream, this seamed like the best idea EVER.” – I know right? I wish I’d never wake up, I’d be a friggin’ millionaire by now.
They’re only necessary when the structure is taller than (I don’t exactly remember…) idk it has to be a requisite height.
Skyscrapers would explode due to air pressure differences if revolving doors weren’t around.
They would not explode…
It would suck in huge amounts of air, but would not “explode.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stack_effect#Stack_effect_in_buildings
And see the fourth paragraph beginning with “paragraph”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolving_door#Construction
Go figure. The more you know, huh?
fictitious force ftw?
Being whacked by Corleone family = no movement
Yes Bieber, even rotating doors hate you. Now go sit in the corner and cry like a little girl…
damn… the door plot almost worked!
yo whats up! im just here to act like a moron! piece!
Yo what’s up! I’m just here to act like a Mormon! Peas! Be my wife.
she’s so cute!
i knew he was an idiot! btw he still looks liek a five year old
and he sounded liek my little 8-year-old brother, just more girly
I thought it was cute until he said yo wad up =_=;
“Yo, what up? I don’t know if you seen it…” How is it even POSSIBLE for him to talk like that? And the only reason he had gone to the reporters was as a publicity stunt. I feel bad for the people who think that he is ‘just so cute. lol’. They [FAIL] right alongside him.
Don’t be so mean to her, it could happen to anybody.
Yeah, we “seen” it.
anyway the fact is he got PWNED by a door
That poor little girl. Why didn’t any of those grow-up – and clearly heterosexual – men offer her a helping hand?
Doors are so hard to figure out! Just because everyone else on the planet manages to walk through doors normally, why must one little girl be ridiculed endlessly for her lack of walking and door-opening ability? Haha.
Actually, in the airport in my (very small) hometown, there are “automatic” revolving doors that you have to push in order to get them to move – really easy when you have two weeks’ worth of luggage with you, I assure you.
Is that a Beatles wig?
He is a pretty big douche, but he’s not that bad.
when she bonks her head on the window, she starts crying.
i bonked my head harder and i said “ow…”
maybe this door is the cause of him thinking he could actually sing….
WANT TO SEE ESCALATOR MOVIE AND LAUGH AT HIS PAIN!!!!!!
I feel dumber after listening to his deplorable lack of basic grammar in that post-commentary.
This is perfect for Engrish. How?
Yo, what up?
I don’t know if you SEEN it, but I just walked into that door there.
I thought it *open,* blah blah blah
Peace!
This also demonstrates how a person who looks and sounds like a five year old girl tries to sound like a “cool” person by saying stuff that, in reality, an eighty-seven year old would say in an attempt to look cool in front of their grandkids (hip, groovy, etc.), but even though most people today say that, it just doesn’t sound right on a five year old gir–*cough* I mean, HIM, yes. (It is a him, right?)
So does anyone else find this video to be a bit painful? Not Biebs bashing his head into the door…. His little monologue at the end. It’s…. haunting.
BAR GRAPH MUST BE BAR GRAPH
why was he holding a camera and not a sniper rifle?