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revolving door speed

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revolving door speed

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This reminds us of that time a certain J. Biebs was PWNED


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  1. haiz says:

    lol you can just hear the “donk”
    and he looks like hes gonna cry :D

  2. Chass says:

    There are no revolving doors in my (small) city that I know of, and I’m fine with that. They seem to be more trouble than they’re worth.

    I did recently have a dream that I was in a mall with a revolving door elevator. You went in and turned it, and as you did, it went up on an Archimedes screw. Walking in the other direction would lower it. In the dream, this seamed like the best idea EVER.

    Of course, something like that would take more effort than simply using the stairs.

    • Rar says:

      That sounds awesome, though.

    • Jake says:

      But when you’re pushing it inside nothing would happen because you can’t exert force that your center of gravity depends on for balance. (or something like that) It’s like how you can’t lift yourself up with your hands. The source of force is the same as the destination of the force, therefore, if your idea were to work, you would have to run, jump, and slam yourself into the place you’re supposed to push to get anywhere.

      • Dillon says:

        Not if the floor was stationary and you turn the door like your typical revolving door. Then it would work.

        Also, it is possible to lift yourself up with your hands…

        • Istiko says:

          i have no idea what either of you guys just said

          • Meowface says:

            Jake says:
            June 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm

            But when you’re pushing it inside nothing would happen because you can’t exert force that your center of gravity depends on for balance. (or something like that) It’s like how you can’t lift yourself up with your hands. The source of force is the same as the destination of the force, therefore, if your idea were to work, you would have to run, jump, and slam yourself into the place you’re supposed to push to get anywhere.

            *
            Dillon says:
            June 29, 2010 at 4:48 pm

            Not if the floor was stationary and you turn the door like your typical revolving door. Then it would work.

            Also, it is possible to lift yourself up with your hands…

    • tyberius says:

      “In the dream, this seamed like the best idea EVER.” – I know right? I wish I’d never wake up, I’d be a friggin’ millionaire by now.

    • Frank Lloyd Wright says:

      They’re only necessary when the structure is taller than (I don’t exactly remember…) idk it has to be a requisite height.

      Skyscrapers would explode due to air pressure differences if revolving doors weren’t around.

  3. Dfrtbx says:

    fictitious force ftw?

  4. jhuang29 says:

    Being whacked by Corleone family = no movement

  5. Barky, former president of the chihuahua syndicate, current janitor of cat empire prison says:

    Yes Bieber, even rotating doors hate you. Now go sit in the corner and cry like a little girl…

  6. july20th says:

    damn… the door plot almost worked!

  7. katikar says:

    yo whats up! im just here to act like a moron! piece!

  8. jena says:

    she’s so cute!

  9. ClosetKitteh says:

    i knew he was an idiot! btw he still looks liek a five year old

  10. unofficialdear says:

    I thought it was cute until he said yo wad up =_=;

  11. Dillon says:

    “Yo, what up? I don’t know if you seen it…” How is it even POSSIBLE for him to talk like that? And the only reason he had gone to the reporters was as a publicity stunt. I feel bad for the people who think that he is ‘just so cute. lol’. They [FAIL] right alongside him.

  12. Woodlemcninja says:

    Don’t be so mean to her, it could happen to anybody.

  13. Goggles says:

    Yeah, we “seen” it.

  14. fong says:

    anyway the fact is he got PWNED by a door

  15. That poor little girl. Why didn’t any of those grow-up – and clearly heterosexual – men offer her a helping hand?

  16. SmartOne says:

    Doors are so hard to figure out! Just because everyone else on the planet manages to walk through doors normally, why must one little girl be ridiculed endlessly for her lack of walking and door-opening ability? Haha.

    Actually, in the airport in my (very small) hometown, there are “automatic” revolving doors that you have to push in order to get them to move – really easy when you have two weeks’ worth of luggage with you, I assure you.

  17. is...? says:

    Is that a Beatles wig?

  18. Jake says:

    He is a pretty big douche, but he’s not that bad.

  19. Zach says:

    when she bonks her head on the window, she starts crying.
    i bonked my head harder and i said “ow…”

  20. roy says:

    maybe this door is the cause of him thinking he could actually sing….

  21. Poppaguy says:

    WANT TO SEE ESCALATOR MOVIE AND LAUGH AT HIS PAIN!!!!!!

  22. M says:

    I feel dumber after listening to his deplorable lack of basic grammar in that post-commentary.

  23. Wolfy says:

    This is perfect for Engrish. How?
    Yo, what up?
    I don’t know if you SEEN it, but I just walked into that door there.
    I thought it *open,* blah blah blah
    Peace!
    This also demonstrates how a person who looks and sounds like a five year old girl tries to sound like a “cool” person by saying stuff that, in reality, an eighty-seven year old would say in an attempt to look cool in front of their grandkids (hip, groovy, etc.), but even though most people today say that, it just doesn’t sound right on a five year old gir–*cough* I mean, HIM, yes. (It is a him, right?)

  24. Spectre says:

    So does anyone else find this video to be a bit painful? Not Biebs bashing his head into the door…. His little monologue at the end. It’s…. haunting.

  25. Peace says:

    BAR GRAPH MUST BE BAR GRAPH

  26. Anynomous says:

    why was he holding a camera and not a sniper rifle?


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