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Wow. That wasn’t even funny.
Not funny when the zombies are chewing on you
This graph fails.
Zombies are WAY more likely than 2012.
I also am rather perplexed at the exclusion of the traditional apocalypse beliefs, such as the Christian apocalypse (which has the same likelihood as gun-wielding zombies).
YES CHRISTIANS ARE DUMB LOL MOAR ABOUT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER I AM SO SMRT!!!
you sir are a d-bag gtfo ma internet.
agreed. i personaly am not a strict christian, but even that offends me.
Indeed, it is a common observance that atheists tend to be smarter than you dumb ass Christians. And that’s a bad thing how exactly?
It’s just like when right-wing nuts bash Obama for not only going to Harvard but excelling there.
Yes, but in general, if you call any race( religion, colour,) then your are bieng racist, are you racist? People choose a religion, and it is there choice alone. If it wasn’t it would be communist.
Are you a racist communest?
Sir/Madam, you must have misread; the zombies were at the supposedly 0% mark, not the 100% mark.
Internet trolls who make fun of Christians never do put forth any sort of logical argument or physical proof of their ludicrous notions, because almost none exists.
In all honesty, showing that kind of disrespect for another person’s beliefs, and assaulting their faith is just sick. People like that need to learn how to live like civilized individuals and stop being childish.
Oh so you mean how Christians do regularly?
I completely agree
I came here to say the same thing. Zombies > 2012.
I agree completely. The world ending on December 21st 2012 is next to impossible. Hundreds, if not thousands, of nerds worldwide (Myself included) have considered attempting to engineer a zombie virus just to see how well they’d do.
Nobody actually said that the world will end on 2012. I don’t even know why people think that
mayans did
Nope. They didn’t.
They absolutely did not. 2012 was just the end of the Mayan calendar, not the end of the world.
An oil stain is not quite the apocalypse, thus it fails to be “funny”.
Seriously. It’s not like this is even the worst oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico anyway. The Ixtoc I oil spill was twice as bad as this one, and even that was only the fourth largest oil spill in the world.
That’s what I thought, too. If the graph maker thinks that this’ll plunge the world into the abyss, I’m a bit worried about his mental health.
Unless he is a sea bird I don’t think this will even affect him directly
I think it’s thanks to the media coverage and it being blast out of proportions is why people with less “actual thinking” and ability to evaluate start to think it’s of apocalyptic proportions and that the BP is the devil himself or at least the reincarnation of Sadam. I really am hoping that south park will cover this topic.
I’m sorry, what? Those morons sent God-only-knows-how-much oil into the oceans, and that was when they thought they could fix it! Thirty years after the Exxon Valdez, they’re still finding oil in the water. This is now like the Exxon Valdez happening every two days. And now they say they can’t fix it! They have the technology to drill down there, but they can’t plug the leak when something goes wrong? And governments still support offshore drilling, even with everything that it’s done. Why didn’t anyone do anything about this forty years ago, back when we realized how bad this was for us?
Simple greed. That’s why oil companies are still thriving, and that’s why we’ve destroyed the oceans now. Why didn’t anyone get fired when the BP executives we’re caught partying with the people in charge of regulating the oil rigs? Greed! This is the worst man-made disaster in history, and one of the worst ever disasters ever. This ‘oil stain’ is way more than blemished concrete. This could rival any disaster in the planet’s history short of a mass extinction. So damn right it fails to be ‘funny’. That one point is about all you got right.
tl; dr
A zombie apocalypse is far more likely to happen than 2012. I also think this should be on failblog because you can’t spell apocalypse.
win
looks like someone doesn’t believe in the zombie apocalypse
why else do you think i’m saving up for my custom Remington?
go ahead and ask 100 random people in a city and ask what they think will be the end of the world and i’m sure not one person will say BP
I don’t even know what is BP.
What the hell is this?
Boston Pizza
Blood pressure
im guessing you don’t know what a tv is? or a newspaper? or even other parts of the internet other than face/failbook?
METHANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ewww…
shouldn’t that be “transocean”, not bp?
most people are to thick to know that. sad huh?
Where’s Global Warming/Oceanic Flooding? I don’t even believe that will happen but it’s as likely as Nuclear War!
Mega fail. Learn how to spell, moron.
m-o-r-o-n. Do I win an Internets?
noticing commas fail
grammar nazi win!
I’ll be laughing at you when the zombie apocalypse start. its just a matter of time, trust me…
Bluehand Protocol FTW!!!!
It’s NUCULAR, NUCULAR
Epic spelling fail.
Learn how to spell right before you yell at other people.
He was quoting Homer Simpson.
you definitely fail.
This graph just shows how stupid people are when it concerns the oil spill. They can’t spell Apocalypse, and they think that a natural resource spilling into the ocean will kill us all. Anyone ever heard of the Exxon-Valdez? We’re all still alive after that.
no only you, everyone else is dead didn’t you hear?
Yeah, but this is the Exxon Valdez every couple of days, for however long until this well runs out of oil to send into the oceans. BP recently admitted that this may NEVER be fixed. This is more than thirty of the Exxon Valdez already. How long until it actually does kill us all?
shut up dude.
Shame on you for perpetuating the ignorance that will doom us all in the Zombie apocalypse.
It’s not a question of if, but when.
Yeah, zombies are more likely than a massive oil spill. Wait….. never mind. I’ll encourage you all to scoff at the idea of zombies. Those of us that are prepared will need the majority of the population to lure the brain sucking monsters away from our bunkers.
http://graphjam.com/2010/06/15/funny-graphs-average-person-zombie-apocalypse/
This man speaks the truth. Let the OP wallow in his ignorance.
lolwut?
LOL apocolypse lol
NASA already disproved teh 2012 theory.
i doubt any of those things could cause anything apocalypse-like
“apocolypse” seriously?
And everyone knows zombies exist, they’re just waiting, growing in numbers, and then BAM! Say goodbye to your brain! Then you’ll wish you had bought a pump-action shotgun instead of that new “insert object here”.
ok, the zombies and 2012 bars are correctly placed, and the nuclear war needs to be lowered a bit, because nuclear weapons are being disarmed rapidly. But the BP bar needs to be down with 2012. it’s not gonna end the earth, alright?
The problem with this is that it’s exactly what everyone thinks “oh haha zombies aren’t real” and then, BOOM. Someone is trying to give your brain a hickey.
Look at any zombie movie… Do you know why the zombies win in the end? No, don’t say because there’s so many of them. Because people weren’t prepared. If all those people who had been zombified had a plan in place, and knew what signs to look for, they’d be alive and healthy and we’d outnumber the zombies easy.
But, if you want to be unprepared, I’m fine with that. It just means that when me and my buds hide ourselves away in WalMart, or better yet a strip mall with a grocery store and a fashion boutique etc, etc., I will get all the pretty clothes and jewelry. :3
And for every girl reading this, you KNOW PERFECTLY WELL you were thinking the same thing as me when you watched Dawn of the Dead… “OMG all the jewelry and clothes I want? SWEEEEEEET!!!”
I say the world will end on 2012 with a Zombie Apocolypse. Cuz then I’ll know when to expect it, and what to expect. |D And cuz if god is going to kill us, I feel like he’d do it AWESOMELY.
What if BP Starts a nuclear war resulting in radioactive mutation to the dead creating zombies and it all happens in 2012?
Now, I would definately go watch a film made by this guy, he knows how it is
Zombies is actually a not so far fetched start to an apocalypse. Some parasite will eventually become powerful enough to alter the human mind as it does body, 2012 is WAY less likely.