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Some of us really do…
But the most part of the girls are too “women” to do such a “lesbian” thing…
So in your opinion lesbians are no women?
With all these comments below, it’s making the graph even more true…KEEP THEM COMING!!!
You forgot about “naked pillow fights”
Giggty!
giggity goo!!!
he, he, alright.
We always kept our underwear on for our pillow fights
Seriously, have you ever BEEN in a pillow fight? Naked pillow fights would HURT.
I almost broke my nose in a pillow fight once… Of course it was more to do with the fist hidden behind the pillow.
Not really naked pillow fights, we stripped off everything but our undergarments then went wild chasing each other with pillows and running around….
Totally. I broke a finger once in a pillow fight. Learned that it’s better to block with a fist than with an open hand.
I find the idea that ‘men’ think about girls’ slumber parties more than a little pervy. ‘Boys’, however, probably do think about girls’ slumber parties.
giggity
Wait, they don’t?!
Sometimes, they sleep.
with eachother
badum tiss!
^Win
hawt stuff….
Who sleeps at a sleepover?
Those girls who are too sleepy and can’t make it through the night…
Or fat chicks who are fall asleep by the sheer thought of a pillow fight!
(Remove the one above)
Or fat chicks who fall asleep by the sheer thought of a pillow fight!
Sharpie magnets.
All of the above. I am a girl, I have a long history with sleepovers, and all of the above applies to me.
Conversely, sometimes my friends and I would spy on boy sleepovers (they happen too, don’t deny it), and THEY were also experimenting.
Usually, he boys will just say that they played Halo 2 all night or somesuch, and I know good and well they were watching each other touch themselves while watching porno.
im a boy. i have had sleepovers. i am not gay. guys will only “experiment” with eachother if they are gay. if they werent gay before, they are after. and just because i have a double bed for myself does NOT mean its gay to sleep in the same bed with another boy.
anyone want to raise an objection? bring it on!
Guys DO sleep over, and two guys sleeping in the same bed doesn’t mean gay. If there’s no more room and a double bed, well, you should take advantage of that.
Nope.com
I sleep on the floor. 50% of my male friends agree with me.
The other 50% think I’m being ridiculous and are secretly gay(j/k for those easily offended).
Seriously though. I have shared a hotel room with 3 other dudes and just the thought of sharing the bed with someone (or myself) who might have a “special dream” or just waking up to some dude sleeping on his back and seeing him at attention seem awkward.
*seems
I’ve crashed at a friends place after partying, but planning a sleepover, sorry man, thats a little gay.
Either this is a joke or someone is insecure with their sexuality.
When my parents adopted my little brother’s best friend, the boys just shared a room. They shared a double bed until my parents could get him a bed of his own.
The weird part was that when the new bed came, the boys used it to keep their clothes on, and continued to share the double bed.
I think they’re just big cuddlers. Really.
Nothing wrong with that.
Guys experimenting with each other does not immediately equal gay. I can’t remember the statistics on it, but quite a few men’s first sexual experience was with another male. Not sex with each other, but yes, that includes both watching porn and masturbating while on the same couch. From that to whatever else.
ew
It’s only gay if [the balls touch | you make eye contact | you don't say "Good game!" afterward | you swallow].
yep, we all know that when guys stay over at another guys house to “play video games” they’re really just caressing each others genitals.
YOU MEAN THEY DONT MAKE SANDWITCHES FOR US?! D=
Not cool man.
I dub thee Sarah the humorless.
I dub thee Dave the Insensitive.
wtf? why would we make sandwiches for you? there are no men at our sleepovers. we practice making sandwiches for each other. no boys allowed!
YOU MEAN THEY DONT MAKE SAMMITCHES FOR US? D=
ftfy – sandwich =/= SAMMITCH
– A sammitch is a sandwich made with LURRRRV. –
Now I know why my mom never let me have sleepovers. She didn’t want me to “experiment” with other girls to keep my heterosexuality intact in the brittle sleepover age of 10-11 so it’ll be there to get solidified at age 12 so I can do nothing about it anymore and end up having her happy little grandkids.
That explains a lot.
Most of the sleepovers I’ve had consisted of 50% watching movies, 25% talking about boys and 25% ‘experimenting’…
I miss having sleepovers.
“When my parents adopted my little brother’s best friend, the boys just shared a room. They shared a double bed until my parents could get him a bed of his own.
The weird part was that when the new bed came, the boys used it to keep their clothes on, and continued to share the double bed.
I think they’re just big cuddlers. Really.”
okay this sounds awesome
We can only hope so…
Don’t feel bad, yaoi fangirls think the same about guys.
It’s true we do lol
Whats so bad about girls doing science projects?
WIN!
ahahahaha, win x2!
Thirded! Win times 3! XD
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
Dear Grant,
F*ck off.
Because women should stay out of science, and in the kitchen.
/grumbles
Many science projects are do over an open flame.
done*
baking is essentially 100% chemistry.
tasty tasty chemistry.
bet you never got an A
Say what? Everyone knows girls can’t do the science.
Well, look who knows nothing about men.
Personally I don’t really think about what girls to at sleepovers… now that I did, “experimenting” did not really come to mind.
Why do people think men are so sex-obsessed? Sheesh >.<
If you’re not, you’re not really a man. Sorry to break it to you.
Man I wish we “experimented” at sleepovers…there was this one time where this girl was kissing people on foreheads and gave someone a lapdance kind of thing, but that was it
all we did was watch movies and talk about boys, which was embarassing because I didn’t have a crush on a boy so I nicknamed my girl crush Steve instead 
Yeah sometimes I imagine my perfect sleepover too
One day…One day you’ll get that perfect sleepover!
Who wants to have a sleep over?!
If the ratio of girls is higher than boys I’m in, oh and invite Beth too she’ve imagine the prefect sleepover we could use.
I’m in if the girls are willing to experiment…
He, he, alright Lucy in… I think…willing to “experiment”?… we need MOAR!!!
Yep
shame all the girls are straight and scared to experiment these days… 
Why can’t everyone be bisexual!?
Exactly. This is going to be an interesting sleepover I wonder what cupcake*of*doom thinks about it lol
Im in!
I’ll hang around!
keywords: ACCORDING TO MEN!!!!!
You forgot the pillowfights. Because we totally do those all the time… in our best lingerie. XD
No you wouldn’t want to risk ripping your best lingerie, best take it off first.
It’s also easier to win if you cover your body in oil first, because they can’t get a firm grip on you.
Trust me, I’m an expert.
And you probably want to put the opponent off guard by acting really nice and giving her a body massage first.
lol
LIES. We have pillow fights that somehow get whip cream roped in at sometime. Than we trade Pokemon cards.
OMG we do 2! go charizard!
wow, when i love planning sleepovers (as a guy) just so i could spend more time around my friends. But no one brought up the possiblility of experimenting, or they’d risk being antagonized by everyone they know :O. We usually just stay awake talking about crushes and stuff.
Sleepovers: where guys can be themselves and confess their deepest thoughts.
you man card has been removed.
Haha, for me, its totally true XD
you know what i dont get….why is ok for girls to “experiment” but it is totally gross for guys to “experiment”????
young guys are ALWAYS i repeat ALWAYS sexually attracted to other guys when hormones start to kick in… it’s inevitable… Its just a low percentage that do anything about it….and an even lower percentage who carry on doing something about it….
every guy has had some sort of sexual fantasy/dream about a friend… it doesnt make you gay….
You’re only gay if you have sex with guys…and just guys…. seriously where is that thing called sexual education these days
I myself am bi-sexual…. and slightly disappointed if the girly underwear pillow fight is just a myth…
Well, you can count me in as an exception. NEVER have I dreamed or fantasised about other guys. Prove me wrong.
OK. Don’t think about what it would be like to kiss another guy. Don’t think about the stubble rubbing against your cheek. Don’t think about how different the body shape is compared to girls, or how his chest hair would feel if you rubbed your hands through it. Don’t think about getting an erection, and certainly don’t think that it might not go away immediately if you do.
Of course you aren’t thinking about any of that. He’s your pal, your workout buddy. Hiking this mountain trail together is one of a long list of things you’ve accomplished as a team.
He’s not skittish and flaky like your last girlfriend you tried to take hiking. She wouldn’t even sleep outside the tent because of the ‘bears’. No, you and your friend, sweaty and aching so good after a long day hiking, you’re sleeping under the stars…
But it’s cold out here, and you can see those stars reflecting off the lake surface. If you snuggled closer, you’d be able to conserve your body heat… And his organic cotton tee is so smooth under your cheek.
Lol that makes me want to be a guy and make out with another guy!
reminds me of broke back mountian…or sum movie about 2 men finding love…although one of them dies…
I think sleep should be 90% gossip till you get sick of it even though you never cared in the first place 10%
i think that the woman concept about man is not very different….
You forgot “Naked Pillowfights” n.n
thts why guys r stupid and girls r smart DUH
guys are stupid… RIGHT ON
f*** men thinking wat they think
my cousin is WAYYYY to young to “experiment”
shes 7 yrs old
f*** u pervs
i love this thread
Uh, most boys never experiment with each other, their hormones are driven toward GIRLS, i was wayy to girl obsessed to even think of another man,still am to this day, & so was every other boy.
If i ever slept at a friends we played video games & i slept on the couch or floor & if my friend slept at mine he’d sleep on the floor or couch as well & we never wanted it any other way.
& to respond to that comment about a mans body being so different from a girls.. that is exactly why i LOVEE the female BODY, because i already have a male BODY, i have chest hair, i have stubble, WHY in the world would i wanna feel something i already have? i can see my male body naked whenever i want,i can reach up right now to touch the stubble on my face, & feel my own chest hair,Its why i don’t wanna touch another man,i want to touch a beautiful feminine soft,silky female face against my hand or face, wanna feel those big plump soft lips against mine,wanna reach & touch their breasts,not chest hair,i want to rub my hands down their tiny waist onto their beautiful wide rounded hips and feel the beautiful curve go outward,& then rub my hand against their silky soft vulva lips & tease her till shes whimpering,breathing hard and softly moaning into my ear,and have the other hand going through her long beautiful hair,feeling her soft breasts,& grab her soft round behind. >.< everything about the female body is different then my own, & its why I'm so obsessed with it….& btw my gf sleeps out under the stars with me, and we've had pic nics out on a frozen river, laid down on the frozen ice, cuddling, & talked about astronomy,shes so highly intelligent,getting her PH.D, shes also artistic,so creative,musically gifted,and just wonderful in every way,she loves nature more then any of my guy friends,and i love to go hunting so i have my hunting buddies, but i never had so much fun with any of them, the same way i do with her…
(& btw my gf does think its gross if boys experiment, and so do i)
I honestly think that “sleep” should not even be in the graph. We would try, yes, but… FAILED
When I was about 8 me and my cousin ( I am a guy and my cousin was female) we both brought a friend out to our aunty’s and me and my friend eves dropped/spyed and caught them epxpirmenting so me and my friend tried it and caught them do what we did to them eves dropped/spy
Alll I ever do at sleepovers is throw things around, eat crap, wear pjs and watch films.
I feel so, unincluded ;D
Dannng.. ya’llz is sick. Not da good hoowan eeeda.
I’ve never “experimented” at a sleepover.
Things I do at sleepovers consist of making cookies/brownies/other baked goods…. playing with fire… mixing together a s**tload of random drinks and then daring someone to drink it…
HUH?
I take it English is not your first language?
He speaka no engrish
Yeah you got it, i’m brazilian ._.
It deppends on what you call a woman or a man… I call it “femininity” (is that how I write it? I have no idea, english confuses me a little yet…)
I’ll be honest… You’re doing better than a lot of native speakers.
This saddens me and makes me lose some faith on humanity… :C
P.S. Im venezuelan
I’m a 13 year old, Puerto Rican girl. XP I find English quite easy. I don’t know why all of you English-speaking “gringos” (foreigners) have so many grammatical mistakes. Seriously, didn’t you go to kindergarten? And then you dare make fun of our language (Spanish, if you’re THAT dumb), when you can’t even learn to speak yours correctly!
If I see one more “No hablo de espanish” joke, I’ll f**king strangle someone! -_-
Which and why? o_o
They left out, “Pillow Fights”
Peggy Sue you and your lady friends sound awesome!. Make a 2nd copy for me if you do film it
Give me a copy so for me to “study” it…(^_~)
and truth or dare!
We are scientists (not the band lol)
One word and one word only: Rap. That is why people suck at spelling.
Spin the bottle!
that’s typically a co-ed game but whatever
It depends. Some people combine Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare.
Well then I’ll at least say it properly:
“No hablo español. No sé muchos palabras de español.”
For those of you who never took Spanish in high school/slept through it/are not native Spanish speakers, I just said “I don’t speak Spanish. I don’t know many Spanish words.”
I’m pretty sure that’s correct, but to be honest, I had really terrible Spanish teachers in high school. I did, however, look up the swear words in my English/Spanish Dictionary (I don’t understand why they call it a dictionary when it doesn’t define the words, it just translates them. But I don’t think there’s a separate word for “Book of Translations”).