Comments on: Things That An Average Person Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse

By: viniboy

viniboy — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:10:30 +0000

They are talking about the few of us that do have brains

By: viniboy

viniboy — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:02:31 +0000

SICKNESS = ZOMBIE

By: meeshkal

meeshkal — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 20:23:33 +0000

the zombies will eat you… therefore you are delicious

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:27:37 +0000

Technically they are still human at the point they are tasting good. So the action of tasting good would contribute to the average behaviour.

By: Zombie Survival

Zombie Survival — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 12:57:06 +0000

Nom nom tasty

By: Fred

Fred — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 05:03:02 +0000

Too much LSD being taken here. Perhaps that is where all the Zombies came from.

By: Icecreamfan

Icecreamfan — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 17:40:47 +0000

Cheers to that !
But I’m bringing my own damn scotch

By: Marie

Marie — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 21:37:03 +0000

What about people like me? I’d put on something comfy, light up a smoke, pull out the Jack Daniels and watch the gore! Watching their heads go boom is fun, but mostly I want to throw down matches and watch the things burn in amusement. I’m not trying to kill zombies, in particular; I’m just enjoying the time I have left, and saving a bullet just in case.

By: It's So Fluffy!!

It's So Fluffy!! — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 23:20:11 +0000

nasty brown, but i guess some peeps would try it..

by definition the graph is a bit predeterministic, in a ‘zombie apocalypse’ the average person ‘is’ allready a zombie else there is no apocalypse

i’m quite sure i’d be capable of taking down a few zombies, quite a few if i can get near anything flammable.. I vote for a bigger pie slice.
it’s a shame it’s impossible it would be fun!

By: Heart

Heart — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 01:21:38 +0000

Win +1

By: bob slefty

bob slefty — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 09:41:53 +0000

the chart may be veracious, but the zombies remain voracious

By: browneye

browneye — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 23:29:21 +0000

you forgot to mention those who have sex with zombies

By: baron

baron — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 21:26:01 +0000

This pie chart is flawed. An average person wouldn’t have the scientific, and chemistry skills of finding a cure. However, aside from that, it’s right.

By: SamIam

SamIam — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 14:00:53 +0000

I bet they’re the same person.

By: Epic Battle

Epic Battle — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 14:00:32 +0000

Who would win: Chuck Norris or Chicago Ted?

By: Eddwyn

Eddwyn — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:43:26 +0000

Rule 35 will kick in then!

Zombieporn!!

By: Adam the Great

Adam the Great — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:10:57 +0000

Nooooo…there must always be porn

By: Nachooozzz

Nachooozzz — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:35:53 +0000

Douch

By: Calicawesome

Calicawesome — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:56:26 +0000

no they need a separate slice that says “kick zombie ass”

By: Calicawesome

Calicawesome — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:54:16 +0000

There should be a small slice that says “look for pills”

By: Inuart

Inuart — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:38:26 +0000

I think that Human would taste something like types of meat form a pig, and supposedly with a little twinge of chicken thrown in.

By: KitKat

KitKat — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:05:20 +0000

No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted.
…
Or Chuck Norris….

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 17:25:35 +0000

ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!
…. we’re at an impasse here, maybe we could compromise?

By: alicia

alicia — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:02:53 +0000

this chart is made of win.

By: Shaggy

Shaggy — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 00:57:47 +0000

I dont realey care caues im going to let the zombas eat me cause i love being infected

By: MaRzIeL

MaRzIeL — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 05:18:24 +0000

You people are wasting precious ammo buying time on this graph. GEAR UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Alanna

Alanna — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:10:04 +0000

Yay for Jonathan Coulton!

By: Paldromanium

Paldromanium — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:50:00 +0000

yes!!!

By: KT

KT — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:00:40 +0000

Wow, you must be great at parties huh?

By: Zhanael

Zhanael — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 06:50:04 +0000

No. Not Bill.

He was nommed. …or rather, smushed, THEN nommed (eventually, after The Passing).

By: Zhanael

Zhanael — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 06:47:53 +0000

But he’s so elusive.

Even if no zombie is safe from him.

By: Aeonera

Aeonera — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:36:28 +0000

hmmmm
you should be fine if you can find chicago ted

By: shastar

shastar — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:59:14 +0000

Oh god, then there would be no more porn!

By: Me

Me — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 06:27:37 +0000

I would try my hand at killing them, but would probably end up tasting delicious

By: Redmountian2

Redmountian2 — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 01:32:20 +0000

I guess the green part would represent Nick, Francis, Coach, Louis, Rochelle, Zoey, Ellis, and Bill…

By: Chocaholic

Chocaholic — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 01:25:54 +0000

You really enjoy over-thinking things, don’t you?

By: Chocaholic

Chocaholic — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 01:22:16 +0000

Oh, so the entire teen population would be dead in a matter of minutes, I’m guessing?

By: djabelek

djabelek — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:34:31 +0000

depends on the demographic area… for example third world countries more subject to having intrinsic outdoor survival skill and access to arms might fare better. Indigenous people for sure while only representing a small part of the pop, will probably per capita have a higher kill ratio.

By: alexthu

alexthu — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:31:14 +0000

I have nothing to say except OMM NOM NOM NOM NOM

By: Selkceb

Selkceb — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:15:49 +0000

Humans taste like pork: muslim zombies might object

By: bionelly

bionelly — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 04:03:50 +0000

What about making the same comment that’s already been made twice in the same thread?

By: KitKat

KitKat — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 00:49:28 +0000

Good plan.

By: fat D

fat D — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 21:21:14 +0000

What about updating their facebook status??

By: Mish

Mish — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:02:26 +0000

If your splitting hairs, technically if a person turned into a zombie then they would no longer be a person but rather a zombie. The chart, therefore, remains veracious.

By: Zhanael

Zhanael — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:52:45 +0000

lol! Why thanks. Truth is, however, I’m just a tasty, tasty zombie snack…which is why I’d go for the Witch in the first place. They kill quick.

By: bionelly

bionelly — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:46:33 +0000

That’s why you stay in deep water. As long as they can’t reach your boat from the bottom, and you don’t fish in a way that would let them grab your line or net, you’ll be fine. Supplies might be an issue after awhile, though.

By: Emily

Emily — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 00:58:03 +0000

The only thing wrong with going into the ocean is that since zombies are already dead and dont need oxygen they can survive and will survive underwater.

By: KitKat

KitKat — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 21:14:40 +0000

If a zombie attack does happen, I hope I meet you so you can teach me how to fire a gun.
you sound badass. DD

By: Idiot Ore

Idiot Ore — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 03:48:38 +0000

or maybe.. “34 1/2 people like this” ..because you know there’d be someone texting on an iPhone while being nommed to death.

By: Chiba

Chiba — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:59:01 +0000

They forgot “Go on Epic Quest for Twinkies”

:p Just Sayin’