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You forget to pick up your child from daycare?? Parenting FAIL.
And he apparently remembers hot girls’ phone numbers more frequently than he does his kid…? Nice.
he is a bad dad
No fathers day gift for you
I had a witty comment for this chart, but I forgot what it was.
Where is your child?
I have a child?!
I can’t believe you don’t remember. You said “Meet me here in one year,” that you just ‘needed some time to clear your head.’
I believe its “No we adopted him, I can’t believe you don’t remember! It was a very difficult process!”. Sorry to nitpick, but I’ve listened to this 3 times today.
And now I’m sad because thats what I was listening to.
I know, but it didn’t make sense that way in this context.
I tried to adapt it, but I don’t think I did a good job…
Kudos for getting it, though.
*tongue
How to spell “tongue”: not at all.
And “How Well I Remember It”.
Oh shut up.
Apparently ‘a little fuzzy’ is a higher value than ‘on the tip of my tongue’. FAIL
Father Fail. How can you remember a hot girl’s number better than picking up your child from daycare?
Could be a Lesbian Mom Fail.
.. How do you think he got the kid?
I’m glad others mentioned the “Pick your 5 year old up from daycare”. Who forgets something like that? Loser!
The hot girl’s number is always 867-5309.
You don’t deserve to remember the “hot” girl’s number if you can’t even spell “tongue” correctly, and if you’re still interested in “hot girls” even though you should be taking care of your small child.