Comments on: Times it is OK to wear Jorts

By: Pat

Pat — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 21:44:56 +0000

By: GandalftheGrey

GandalftheGrey — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 15:29:16 +0000

Silly Jedi…

YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

By: JOBGG

JOBGG — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:36:59 +0000

If you are a hot chick, its totally ok to wear nothing. Period.

By: JOBGG

JOBGG — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:34:56 +0000

Uhmm…for females its ok to wear anything but sweatpants with a word across the butt (my opinion). Wear your jorts if you want, or wear only your jorts and put up photos. that might end the debate really fast, and it’s win-win .
But for guy, Jorts + Flip Flops + Wifebeater = Disaster.
Disaster + Douchiness = total overkill.

By: JOBGG

JOBGG — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:28:16 +0000

Yes. It’s adidas. And its on the front pocket.

By: Obiwan

Obiwan — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:24:48 +0000

*jedimindtrick*
Minds are not free. We are allowed to pass

By: JOBGG

JOBGG — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:23:28 +0000

I was in the city just right now wearing swimwear and a T-Shirt…ok, i just went swimming beforehand, but you should see my point.
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By: BrotherB

BrotherB — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:48:35 +0000

What about if you’re Kevin Smith? The man swears by jorts

By: Citteh

Citteh — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 18:30:05 +0000

I love my jean shorts … I am a girl though does that change things?

By: ._.

._. — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:12:31 +0000

hell yeah!

By: jenni

jenni — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 09:06:12 +0000

what term do you use to refer to a hoodie? are you one of those assbags that insist on the term hooded sweatshirt?

By: jenni

jenni — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 09:01:46 +0000

minds are free. have you not heard of sarcasm?

By: jenni

jenni — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 08:58:17 +0000

you tell ‘em chick i <3 your attitude

By: Some1

Some1 — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 02:53:02 +0000

wth are jorks?

By: Rufus

Rufus — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:49:38 +0000

Odd that you would bother to type up this stupid, involved message if you care so little.

By: Feisty

Feisty — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:19:55 +0000

Mandals? Really? Do we really need to masculinize something that’s been worn nonstop by men for millennia?

By: alleexm

alleexm — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:25:35 +0000

I don’t get it.. What makes it so bad if the shorts are made of denim..?

Should we only wear COTTON shorts?

/never heard of jorts before, speaking on behalf of google’s help

By: Larry

Larry — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:37:43 +0000

Seems to be alot of conflict here. Firstly, the John Cena thing… “Jorts” are actually very comfy to ‘workout’ in, I commonly wear them for playing tennis or going for a run, so he wears them? A few of the wrestlers have over the years… Most women I know thing he is sexy as hell… I’m unsure if the comparison is suppose to help/hinder the plea for jorts.

My other attire is usually 3 piece suits so going leg-less in my free time is comfortable for me. I run daily so my legs are athletic…and I wear a belt, so plumbers crack is not an issue… … Still not seeing problem with jorts here.

Seems everyones problem is with…wrestling, nascar, rednecks, large butted men, and ugly people… … Feel free to make graphs against any of these, but leave the jorts alone, they did nothing to you! …

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:29:43 +0000

I am a man… I wear jorts… I get laid… … I am not seeing a problem.

By: Skippy

Skippy — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 03:04:13 +0000

What kind of pathetically under-stimulating town do YOU live in, that this was the most exciting thing you had to do? Holy cow, that’s sad.

By: Skippy

Skippy — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 03:01:31 +0000

I AM ALSO A 27 YEAR OLD GUY WEARING JEAN SHORTS

WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT

By: CJ

CJ — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:25:34 +0000

i’ve always been under the impression that jorts are acceptable for kids and females — at least we never call them out when jort spotting.

i’m surprised to hear so many people don’t know about them. it was the popular pastime of high school on the east coast.

By: FoxyXNinja

FoxyXNinja — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 00:13:25 +0000

I live in California, and most of my friends and other girls wear jorts. I nearly busted up laughing when i saw this graph. Lots of guys wear jorts too, but too short is just kill-on-sight.

By: SirailimafSupulSinac

SirailimafSupulSinac — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:28:54 +0000

Why would you wear shorts if it were cold?

By: Benj

Benj — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:02:42 +0000

“until it is cool enough to wear long pants”

Pun win.

By: cher

cher — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 23:26:37 +0000

Only small children and Anthony Bourdain can successfully wear them.

By: Fire.Elf

Fire.Elf — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 23:24:14 +0000

(A) we don’t do stuff like this in Holland XD or at least I don’t (do that/use those terms)

By: myntee

myntee — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 07:55:20 +0000

is this graph limited to men? cos i think almost any one can wear jorts, depending on the cut and style and how appropriate it is for the size of the person wearing them.
ie: john cena jorts=all kinds of wrong
also if we end up with an intimate knowledge of your reproductive organs, your jorts are also the wrong choice.
Butt cleavage isn’t hot and neither is leg flesh sausaging out the bottom of the short-leg.
Oh and if you wear them with sandals, esp with socks.

Actually there are a lot of factors that can make them wrong. I’m starting to see the logic in avoiding them.

By: CrazedKitty323

CrazedKitty323 — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 20:07:31 +0000

Umm… what are jorts?

By: Meowface

Meowface — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 12:49:29 +0000

The only acceptable clothes to be worn on the legs are jodhpurs. They are suitable for all occasions, especially horse riding, and are eco-friendly. The only acceptable material to make these out of is napkins stolen from restaurants.
The current craze of “fabric-based clothes” and “comfortable trousers” is an abomination to the eyes of mankind, and is the reason for global warming due to the industries built to produce these garments.

By: flaskerton

flaskerton — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:32:10 +0000

A few people already touched on this, but yeah… I’m not sure what definition people are using for “jean shorts.” It sounds like a lot of people think that means cutoffs or Daisy Dukes. Personally I don’t care what sex or how hot you are, cutoffs look trashy, but that’s just me.

“Denim shorts” are different. They’re just like normal jeans — you know, those pants that 110% of the American population wears every damn day of the year — only they’re hemmed at the knee and have slightly wider legs. If you’re going to rail against denim shorts, rail against jeans too. Just to give you a heads up, you’re going to lose.

By: thestashattacked

thestashattacked — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:54:16 +0000

So I keep hearing about how only “hot chicks” are allowed to wear jean shorts. Who decides which of us girls are hot? I’m sure it can’t be the jerks on this comment board, but seriously?

Guys, get over yourselves. Girls, stand up and strut the hotness!

By: Waffles

Waffles — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:13:36 +0000

I think jean-shorts are fine on women. On men however…

By: Jazzy the Man (who is a woman)

Jazzy the Man (who is a woman) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 15:29:27 +0000

To the maker of this graph: Fail

By: A Random Pooka

A Random Pooka — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 09:39:23 +0000

Where you’re from, everyone spells ‘wears’ wrong too, so we can discount pretty much anything you say

By: crystal

crystal — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 09:33:14 +0000

jean shorts, sounds ok in theory, but google ‘john cena’ and you’ll understand the sheer douchiness emanating from jort-wearing individuals isn’t a total coincidence.

cut-offs on girls are OK (less slutty than daisy duke though) but on guys think village people

By: AriM

AriM — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 03:48:53 +0000

To your last statement… lots of people wear flip-flops every day. And, while, yes, girls pull it off better than guys, it’s not that big of a deal. Then again, I’m in southern California.

By: breadpudding

breadpudding — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 18:14:11 +0000

WTF. Jean shorts: not new, not a problem. Cutoffs: not new, not a problem. Ugly cutoffs: not new, always a problem.

By: Schmoe

Schmoe — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:25:38 +0000

Brumation

By: Slobbo

Slobbo — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 06:58:50 +0000

I have never heard of the term “Jorts”. I do however own two pairs of short (above the knee) skinny jeans, and Im a guy.

By: brmbug

brmbug — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:15:10 +0000

As I approach 30, I’m considering giving them up, no funeral. But then I step out into the 175-degree 1,000,000% humidity of a Texas summer, and I reconsider in a nanosecond. Besides, I don’t think I could pull off regular cargo shorts.

VSB^2

By: :D

:D — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:09:22 +0000

I see them wear nothing, and I wish they wore something :O

By: tag

tag — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:44:22 +0000

Hating “jorts” and even calling them that is not so big that it could be called a US thing. I think only the maker of this graph and their freinds do that. The rest of us wear them all the time.

By: Sergio

Sergio — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:03:55 +0000

I’m a 27 year old guy. Wearing Jorts right now!

By: no

no — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:02:56 +0000

idgi

By: Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:53:15 +0000

Really? Really? At first I asked, “What the hell is Jorts”, and I don’t get how anybody could have a problem with them. They’re just a shorter version of the planets most popular peice of clothing- jeans. I am a girl and I wear guys’ “Jorts”, and they look a hell of a lot better on me than those plaid things that look like swim-trunks and it would get boring to wear regular cargo shorts all the time…

By: zappafrank

zappafrank — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:18:47 +0000

What the hell else are you going to wear if you don’t want to wear jeans or pants? You can’t wear any kind of sports short (soccer, basketball, etc.) b/c those don’t tend to have pockets, and then you’ll be forced to wear a fanny pack, which I think is way worse. And if you do wear something like a basketball short with pockets, your keys and wallet will just make them slip down your legs, anyway.

Khaki, Bermuda, or golf shorts? Way too formal for all the time and you’ll end up looking like you’re going to the country club or yachting.

There’s really no other choice for “everyday wear” – except maybe cargo shorts – so this graph is pretty lame based on logistics alone.

You know what’s really stupid? Any kind of pants with sandals, birks, etc. That should be outlawed. It looks so trashy, especially on guys (where it really screams DOUCHEBAG!!!).

By: lol at your fail

lol at your fail — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:13:10 +0000

must be a US thing hating ‘jorts’, nowhere else in the world calls them jorts and they’re kinda fashionable atm especially in the uk, awell each to their own i guess

By: white rotten rabbit

white rotten rabbit — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:41:11 +0000

Look it’s simple: If you’re a hot chick – then it’s totally OK to wear jorts. If not – absolutely not.

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:03:32 +0000

IMO they’re not the classiest things to wear, then again I don’t recall the last time I saw someone wearing shorts who actually looked classy. I think people wear shorts to be comfy and cool, not fashionable. Wear your jorts proudly like you don’t give a f*ck!