I haven’t gone to see the newest Twilight film myself, but I hear that Sparkles actually WASN’T killed by Buffy in the last one and now what’s-her-name has the pick of the litter (pun intended). If that’s true, then I have to stamp these two items as FACTS (just like the MythBusters taught us to) and tell everyone that being TEAM DEAD DOG is probably their best choice.

Necrophilia or Bestiality?
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