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Yeah, see how much fun he thinks you are when you start regularly putting him off for guild events.
Been there… It’s sad when I can’t even get into a guild because I’m a warrior, but she’s getting dragged along to raid every night on her druid…
probably because you aren’t as hard as your sword is.
Oh snap! O_o
ZING!
Dibs after your boyfriend.
That’s the dreamgirl!
Actually, it’s because she makes good sammiches.
eyah.. I have to agree with Punny Guy. its the sandwiches not the WOW.
I’m too bust playing wow to make my husband sammiches. I’m like “Hey! Get in the kitchan where you belong, man and make me a sammich.”
*busy
*busty
Not all BF are total dorks…
Like me :’)
*looks into a mirror
O snap!
But on here?
Why I date my boyfriend:
1. He doesn’t play video games.
2. He doesn’t burp, fart, or scratch himself in front of anyone.
you are dating a gay guy.
I’m going to second that he’s a homosexual, and you are his ‘beard.’
Unless you, too, are a male. In which case, happy life to you both.
I wish I could marry a gay guy… But date outside the marriage, of course
Wrong. Foreign guy! They understand the value of living in the real world, not being a spoiled pansy fairy that sits on his butt all day, yelling at images on a television screen and eating cheetos.
How foreign?
Foreign guys can’t be gay now?
Yeah, they passed a law. It was for reproductive purposes and something to do with a spaceship.
Gay or European?
Theres a difference?
THERE IS?!??
I sure hope so, otherwise i need to go on vacation to different continents more often
There is. However, if you substitute France for Europe, then no.
Foreign to what? To really understand your statement we would kind of need to know where you are from thus giving us an idea of what the context of foreign is. Apparently foreign guys don’t pick their women based on an ability to effectively communicate.
Assuming North America is your location though, I would like to point on that a good chunk of the top wow guilds in the world are “foreign”.
I’m in the United States of America, he is from Brazil. Maybe there are a lot of gamers that aren’t from America, but my boyfriend is the only guy I know that doesn’t understand the appeal of video games, and neither do any of his friends (from back home) or family members. So, I am assuming that it has something to do with him not being from North America. Anything else? Do you need my social security number, maybe? Would that make the story more clear?
Your SSN would help things out, yes.
Ahhh, so he is gay then, or like 50 years old.
Congrats on being so smug about dating some guy from brazil who is probably making plans right now to sell you into white slavery!
You SOOO win!
His plans aren’t to sell her to white slavery! He plans to marry her so he can get a green card while he still keeps his gf/momma of his babies/wife back home in Brazil…then in a few years once he obtains his citizenship, he’ll divorce her ass and bring over his real family! Pffft…don’t you know anything?
hmmm… yet you have time to post on graphjam… this is dangerously close to being hypocritical. And why so uppity? One can see your nose hairs from here! Is your love of your boyfriend greater than that of a couple where one or the other or both play WOW and God forbid happens to enjoy it? Your relationship is better than others because he doesn’t play video games? Let’s just wonder out loud where the problems lie? Hint: (take a look in the mirror).
Maybe he could never afford it….?
You can’t want what you’ve never known.
Brazilians don’t fart?
Yes we do. AND play wow.
Maybe it just sounds foreign to this woman so she doesn’t recognise it as a fart.
or he’s just too damn poor to own a classic NES
“Oooh I’m being obtuse and pretending not to understand your statement, look at me being all global-minded, I like to let everyone know that I know that America isn’t the world even though everyone ELSE knew that the original poster was American.”
so, a gay guy
and he still has a pulse?
Hahahahahaha….wait until you marry him (or move in with him(or date him longer then a week)).
TRUTH
or dare?
I’ll take a vowel please, Carol.
I thought something about sex would be on the graph, but then I saw the words “World of Warcraft” and figured that’s a non-issue.
You’d be surprised how many couples play warcraft together. My fiance and I actually raided together for 2+ yeas and the sex never languished. I hate the stereotype that WoW players don’t get laid, are mouth-breathers, and still live in their mom’s basements. I know plenty of productive members of society who play.
“Raided together”. Like it’s legitimate. That’s a good one.
Sorry, I couldn’t hear that over your heavy breathing. Maybe it’s the acoustics of your mom’s basement.
HEY, I don’t live in my mom’s basement
I got my own room!
Reasons why boys like girts:
1.its fun to stick your xxx in them
WTF is a girt, where does one find an “xxx”, and have you ever done said mystery action?
You high or something? What the heck is a girt?
Girts are a construction thing, last I looked.
Well, the ocean does it to Australia…
girts? xxx?
Dude, you shouldn’t write stuff on the internet when your high. Or drunk.
well…hoping he means the acronym.
Girls
Raised
In
The
South
I hope to GODS that is what he means.
oops…retract my prior post please >.<
OH! So that’s what grits really are.
BEST. GIRLFRIEND. EVER.
careful, your virginity is showing again.
someone get this man an internetz, NOW!!!
A presumably nice girl with similar interests as the very nerdy guy she’s dating…. Sounds a heck of a lot better than some whore who does whatever you ask….
What about us girls who are both? lol!
that’s just skanky. gtfo.
LIES! There are no real girls on WOW
There are no real girls on the internet either.
That’s ok, as a wow girl I gotta tell ya. I think there are no real MEN on wow. Only little boys.
winner winner.
There are no real computers on the internet either, only calculators tied to horses.
you handle his joystick while he battles.
PLZ GO TO PAGE 6 OF THE VOTE PAGE AND VOTE REALLY GOOD FOR ALL OF THEM I HAVE A LOT OF THEM THERE. thanks
It seems more like your doing your boyfriend a service by cooking for him, and not bugging him. I’d say ditch him, and find someone who can give you mutual physical contact back.
Ditto >.>
My BF got me into WoW, that’s how we work so well. Any free time we have we go level together.
Try face-to-face interaction, it’s not too shabby.
… and playing WoW isn’t shabby either. Why so uppity? My wife and I have this amazing ability to find time…. to do both! Gasp and horror! If you are the one insinuating that your way of living is better than another person’s then you are most definitely the more closed-minded.
Playing WoW together is the same as doing any fun activity together…you interact with one another…its like playing monopoly together, but A MILLION times better! lol
Are you insinuating that open-mindedness is better than closed-mindedness!? That’s so closed-minded!
I prefer clothes-minded, or a lack thereof.
I sense the creator has insecurity.
pfff don’t make your bf food
I can’t help but shake my head at this relationship.
I can’t help but shake my… decision dice! They say “why is charj so judgmental?”
Nice, but switch the orange and the green.
My thoughts exactly. -_-
replace “boyfriend dating” with “husband married”. although that might have had a little more to do with my snes rom collection, but you know.
Maiken? Is it you?
No, it’s George
NERDSSSSSSS!!! Its ass kicking time now!!!
Wrong time and place,Bronco.
sorry bro you’re out-numbered
Nooo
well nerds made computers so im defeated before 
Where’s the Va Jay Jay part of the graph??
my fiance and I met on WoW. True story? lol
Same situation here. Met my bf through WoW, and I’ll be moving in with him in about 6 months
He’s career Navy, has his own place, and two wonderful kids. And guess what? He’s a raider. As am I.
Stranger things have happened.
Lol, I can’t wait for the ‘why my girlfriend is dating my’ graph!
the ‘why my girlfriend is dating me’ graph that is
I would like the “why my girlfriend is dating my graph” graph. And then the “why my girlfriend is dating my ‘why my girlfriend is dating my graph’ graph” graph.
your sense of humor is phenomenal.
To be honest, he probably loves you for all those things.
My fiance (we’re getting married in 3 weeks) got me into WOW but I’ve been a geek for years. My dad was a nerd and I was playing DOS games on a 286 when I was 6 years old. I remember the 5.5″ floppy!
The old video games are the best… we have an NES and all the rest. I’m a bit of a console collector xD We even have a Coleco floating around somewhere…
And for the record, I’m a girl, I make a great sandwich, but for the most part, he cooks for ME
French toast breakfast in bed FTW!
5.5″ floppies? Oh, so very modern. I remember having to put cassettes into the computer to play games, and waiting for the machine to wind a cassette back and forth and find all the info it needed to load into memory to allow you to play through a single screen
Please, you young ones… I date back to punched cards and paper tape!
Do you mean 5.25″ or 3.5″ floppies?
Well there is some kind of appeal from girls who likes to play games, Boys feel more at home with them
We are a rare breed. it means we’re more laid back and low maintainence for the most part
If by “laid back” and “low maintenance” you mean “can’t find a man under 60 who will date you” and “letting yourself go”, then yes.
wow… obviously you were a poor deprived child who is now jealous of us totally awesome gamer girls. I pity you. and also… who ever said there werent any gamer guys under 60?
I’m laid-back but most definitely not low maintenance. I get compliments on my looks, work out regularly, have social skills and am a post-grad student with a rich professional life. And I play WoW… well.
Not all girls who play WoW are letting themselves go, just like not all boys are.
way to post a personal ad on a cheezburger site, lol. gtfo.
You mean, you don’t bother him, while he’s playing on YOUR Xbox? By the way, this graph is lame.
Wait, hang on, I’m confused…
You cook for him…you date him when no one else will…you don’t bother him when he’s playing Xbox… AND you play WoW…
…And this guy’s love only takes up about an EIGTH of the graph?!?
Human’s are messed up, that’s all I’m sayin’…
Hey, WoW is the reason I lost my virginity… so…
Cybersex doesn’t count as losing virginity.
Sucks. Girls was my reason.
EH, I’m an odd one out… I play wow… my boyfriend doesn’t, he sits on the couch and watches football while I raid, it works out well. Wow is definitely not the reason he’s with me though!
you do what now?
saaaay, if it doens’t work out for you….
Abby is that you?
No, But I agree
My bf got me into WoW also, but he never played that much to begin with. I liked it, but we don’t play any more. He also got me into Fable, CoD and Gears. He says he’s be absolutely ecstatic if I because an excellent gamer. Getting there!
Where is the “sex” on this graph? Seriously.
She doesn’t get any; she plays WoW.
You know, for people who apparently spend their time browsing a site filled exclusively with graphs, some of you people are quite critical of WoW players. Not that I play, I just don’t think your opinion is worth all that much.
Oh, and I was linked here, so no, I don’t do the same thing.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!
is there someone else we could talk to?
exactly. at least on WOW youre doing something…. and not just mindlessly scrolling through pages and pages of graphs…
If you were playing WoW then you would never have a boyfriend. WoW is for basement dwellers lol
Dur hur. Klevar :B
Hur hur that’s so original!!!! dumbass, No WoW isn’t for “basement dwellers”, I have 3.6 g.p.a in College, a girlfriend, numerous non-player friends, and 2 lvl 80s. Forgive me for being able to juggle time well, but Its frickin annoying when people just want to make them selves feel better because they don’t have a life, well “atleast I don’t play wow durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.” Get to know the some people that play wow before bashing them.
Hahaha you had to mention your “numerous non-player friends” in that list. P.s. you are not forgiven for juggling time, that is unacceptable, only balls or clubs should be juggled.
Basement dwellers? Seriously? Try being original for once! And by the way, you’d be surprised who’s a gamer these days. Some of the smartest people out there play WoW in their free time.
You really underestimate how important food is for men )
I love how people come on this site just to make witty comments. For everyone who thinks that wow is a game reserved only for nerds and people who still live in their parent’s basements I think that you would be surprised to know that their are a lot more people then that who play the game. I have known all sorts of people who enjoy playing it, and I am sure most of them contribute to society more then most of you guys do.
Nah, they don’t.
Here he comes to save the DAAAAAAY!!!!!
list of famous or influential people who play WoW
Dave Chapelle
William Shatner
Verne Troyer
Mr. T
Kevin Werbach (Analyst who consulted for Obama during the election)
Mat Stone and Trey Parker. (OMG the guys who made fun of it actually enjoy playing it?? jeepers creepers maude imma go shoot myself)
Jay Mohr (Actor/Comedian Suicide Kings ROCKED)
Mila Kunis ( OMG A REAL GIRL)
Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Caulkin)
Jesper Strömblad (Founder and guitarist of In Flames)
Ozzy fucking OSBOURNE!
Corpse Grinder (cannibal Corpse Vocalist)
Kurt Schilling (Boston Red Sox)
Vin Diesel
Johnathan Davis (Korn)
Chris Kluwe (Punter for the Minesota Vikings)
Ellen Degeneres (not sure if thats spelled right)
Stephen Colbert (Can’t get much more influential than him)
i think thats good enough… P.s. I don’t play WoW in fact i can’t stand WoW as far as mmorpg’s go i think it’s a crap system with way to cartoony graphics and a lame story line.
Influential?
Only if she wouldn’t end .JPG or .AVI…
i am not going to say that people that play WoW are stupid or anything but i think that to many people play to many vido games and girls that do probablly dont have time for a boyfriend…sorry if i offended anyone
I don’t have time for a boyfriend. I have plenty of time for a tank, though, as long as he can ride an epic mount.
well at least youre polite…
And because of these comments, I am going to play some WoW now.
My BF broke up with me over WoW. He gave me an ultimatum, (wow or him) and I told him that WoW was more mentally stimulating than he was and my imagination was more sexually satisfying.
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Hah. Sounds like why my husband is with me. I cook, I clean, I bring home the bacon, don’t bother him on his X box, just ask that the kids get changed while I’m at work and that he not let the dinner I cooked him go to waste. Probably why my brother in law lives here too. I suddenly feel taken advantage of… Maybe I should have married the Indian guy who wanted me for a Visa instead of my husband
Hey at least you can turn WoW on and off whenever you like. Never met a girl with that kind of switch before. Could live with a gamerchick though. Unless ofcourse she got addicted like that bubbles seem to be :p nothing you can’t solve with a bit of knowledge of computers >:-)
haha that is just evil.
You switched orange and green.
Lol! That sounds like a lot of reasons why my boyfriend dates me, except mine are a bit different. There are obvious reasons, of course, such as: he loves me/I’m a nice girl/I’m funny/cute/etc. but there are also reasons like: I make good homemade food, I own more electronic gaming equipment than he does, I’ve been playing Pokemon competitively since I was 7 years old… You get the picture.
Turns out you’re his mom.
What? You are stupid. Spend some time with him, he probably misses you.
TROLL HUNTARDS!
The best relationship needs a lot of sacrifice to flourish.