For some of people, coffee is more than liquid one sips casually while chatting with friends. For some, coffee is code. For others, coffee is a discretionary prop, a vessel for a, uh, stronger liquid. But, for most of us, coffee is just coffee, delicious as it may be. Although there is that annoying temperature issue…
What “coffee” means when you invite someone in for coffee after a date
Graph by: AsylumDolly via Graph Jam Builder
How I take my coffee when mother-in-law stays over
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Perceived cooling curve of coffee
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I am the president of Burundi.
Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women! Hot and strong… With a spoon in them.
I like my women like I like my coffee…. COVERED IN BEEEEEEEES!
The “Coffee Date” graph is a joke from Eddie Izzard.
Also, vodka in coffee? I mean, I guess. Rum could work. Or brandy.
Vodka has no smell, so you can drink and no one smells the alcohol.
Yes, and still, the products, your body generates from digesting alcohol smell afterwards, so keep your deodorant or a shower close
What kind of vodka are you drinking?! Maybe I just have overactive smelling senses.
It’s questionably true – I had a drunk coworker who swore on it, daily, and she never smelled of liquor but she was most certainly drunk!
I think the bottom axis should’ve been sips, maybe, instead of minutes (on the cooling one). But that’s just me.
Am I the only person who thinks coffee is gross?
Oddly enough, as I was typing that, I’m also watching Austin Powers, and they’re drinking and talking about coffee.
All of my older siblings and even my parents said I’d like coffee when I was older, and it has yet to come true. I like the smell though.
No, you’re not. I personally don’t understand the appeal either, and people, including most of my relatives, who absolutely need to have a cup before they can even open their eyes are a mystery to me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to work on my 10-mugs-of-tea-a-day quota.
I started out like that. I just drank coffee in the morning for the jumpstart it gave me. I would hold my nose and chug it – totally black because I didn’t want to taste it.
After about a year or so of that torture, my body decided I actually like coffee, but I don’t drink it black anymore because it tastes like charcoal.
I was the same way till collage (where it was often free). Black coffee is pretty gross, like unsweetened chocolate. Lotsa milk and sugar and its mmm mmm good. Eventualy you don’t need as much milk and sugar (like swiching to dark chocolate). But don’t start unless your already a caffeen junkie. It’s a drug.
And then there was the guy who invited me back to his place for “ice cream”…I don’t think he actually drunk coffee.
Am I the only one who doesn’t get to drink coffee…yeah, just me?
aww damn
I like my coffee the same way I like my men- hot, dark and rich
Thermal radiation *does* work on the fourth power.
Cold coffee is good.
Newton’s law of cooling and psychological perception of bitter liquids. Look it up sometime
Everyone drink your coffee at exactly 8 minutes and 30 seconds!
Titration curve?
I don’t understand why people always have to complain about their inlaws! :\ I have a wonderful mother & father in law
and my bf thinks the same way about my parents 
You guys are all off. Directly from Seinfeld
-One of George’s dates
That 2nd image tells me I need to drink my coffee in Less then 6 minutes.
CORRECTION!!
Last image. XD