Oh, Ke$ha. If Courtney Love and Taylor Swift had a baby and then rolled it in some glitter stolen off the set of Twilight, we’d have you. But who are you, really? What are you all about? To understand you fully, it’s important to take note of the components that make up your brash public image. From there, we should explore what it is you enjoy, as that speaks to who you are as a person. And last (and certainly least): Your music. What’s it all about? I have to admit, looking at graphs about you, dear Ke$ha, is infinitely more pleasurable than listening to you sing.
Singers
Graph by: EioSloth via Graph Jam Builder
What Ke$ha Likes
Graph by: dunno source via Graph Jam Builder
Contents of ke$ha songs
Graph by: finebethatway via Graph Jam Builder
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I would of switched Britney with Jessica.
I would have switched both of them with your mom.
Zzzzzing!
FAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLUER
i think all of them are slutty. and trashy. and maybe a little outrageous.
I would have used “have” instead of “of.”
hey grammar nazi U MAKE ME SOO ANGRY
U mean, U ANGRY MAKE ME SOOOO
Aww, poor Jessica. How is she slutty OR trashy?
Agreed. I would replace Jessica with Lil Kim!
or with you
You can put all those ladies in the center of the venn diagram…
+1
I second the motion
The funniest thing about these graphs was the comment above them: “Oh, Ke$ha. If Courtney Love and Taylor Swift had a baby and then rolled it in some glitter stolen off the set of Twilight, we’d have you.”
I almost died laughing xD
Same here! XD
And Mick Jagger likes whales. Dude frickin’ reserved an entire whale watching boat for himself, and my friends had to wait for a later one! Damn you, Mick Jagger!
Why would you go whale watching anyway? It’s just sitting on a boat and looking at a… big mammal. How is that interesting? It’s like watching elephants, only it’s in the water.
Why is Lady Gaga outside the “slutty” and “trashy” sections?
knowledge of how graphs work fail?
It was a retorical question. He understand why they’re not there, he just doesn’t agree, and expresses it in the form of a question.
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Wait, did I just feed a troll?
Why is Jessica Simpson both “slutty” and “trashy”, but Lady Gaga is not? Graph FAIL.
Ke$ha is the new internet hate symbol, I see.
whatever happened to Justin Bieber
Notice the fact that ‘talent’ isn’t in any of these graphs. HMMM GEEEE…
Gaga has talent. Ke$ha needs to go back to being a crack whore.
Gaga’s only talent is distracting us from her Adam’s apple
Why the hell is fergy out of the slutty box?
has ke$ha ever seen mick jagger?
nice but i would have replaced fergie with christina aguilera
oops not fergie ,i ment jessica
Switch Jessica with Justina Beaver. It’s true and she knows it. :3
The ‘what Ke$ha likes’ graph is missing ‘beards’.