Comments on: Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse

By: Zombie Survival

Zombie Survival — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:18:17 +0000

Everything else should have been thought about and planned well in advance… so it’s ok to be excited that it is happening.

By: dotsidious

dotsidious — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:07:16 +0000

I stairs.

By: Someone

Someone — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 13:10:59 +0000

Honestly, I´d kill a bunch of humans every day and lay them out for the Zombies so they leave me alone. ^.^

By: beefjerky

beefjerky — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 23:35:16 +0000

Don’t worry, I hate you all.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 18:52:56 +0000

Most of you would die. Die right after s**tting your pants.

By: antifrancis

antifrancis — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:30:39 +0000

i hate hate

By: What name?

What name? — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:55:59 +0000

I would FIRE MAH LAZOR

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: j.buttocks

j.buttocks — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 08:53:09 +0000

Taking, not giving…

By: honestly

honestly — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 19:47:00 +0000

Okay, so here’s what we do:
1. Get some kick-ass clothes(in black) that would be impossible to move fast in.
2. Learn how to shoot a gun extremely accurately with enought time to not die.
3. Don’t get dead.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 04:09:57 +0000

Lights off it’s a witch(left 4 dead (1+2) are awesome) so is resident evil

By: what name

what name — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:06:04 +0000

OMG. ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Trebuchet

Trebuchet — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:45:00 +0000

Could you nerds shut up about zombies now?

By: Teirblunt

Teirblunt — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:15:37 +0000

Holy crap, your right! XD

By: coolios

coolios — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:53:03 +0000

Sweet ^.^

By: SorryDoIKnowYou

SorryDoIKnowYou — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:29:30 +0000

I don’t hate stairs, or bridges.

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:50:18 +0000

WIN. Pure, uncensored WIN.

By: O5c4R

O5c4R — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 12:05:41 +0000

Grab a weapon, shoot zombies in excitement.

By: bigbug100

bigbug100 — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 14:00:10 +0000

i’d like the opportunity to yell “BOOMER!” at every fat zombie
but chances are if a virus turns you into a flesh-eating monster you’d mutate a bit, not as much as you would in left 4 dead though. =3

By: bigbug100

bigbug100 — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:57:56 +0000

i’d grab a baseball bat, put on heavy clothes/armor and get to the nearest gunshop, loling all the way there >=D

By: nmdrkangl

nmdrkangl — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:53:19 +0000

Left out “Look for Brains”

By: King Graphjam

King Graphjam — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 04:17:02 +0000

LOLNO.
I would immediately execute my carefully-thought out zombie plan before the outbreak reaches Class 4. In order to not bore all of oyu out of your minds, I have refrained from posting said zombie plan.

By: pedobear

pedobear — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 09:54:41 +0000

first.

By: GFYM

GFYM — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:05:39 +0000

I hate people who hate schoolmobs or other slo-mo mobs.
They are always in a hurry and don’t give enough time to slow down and enjoy life’s small things.

PS, I also hate your mother.

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 19:09:53 +0000

You know what I don’t hate?

I don’t hate vests.

By: I Iz OVAR 9000

I Iz OVAR 9000 — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:32:48 +0000

THe THinGs I hAte ArE OVER 90001111111

By: sicnarF

sicnarF — Fri, 07 May 2010 16:37:37 +0000

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By: Skellman

Skellman — Wed, 05 May 2010 23:32:52 +0000

What no die within a day? :-p

By: Zuttle D. Curious

Zuttle D. Curious — Wed, 05 May 2010 03:34:57 +0000

eh. The fiber optic cables under the ocean that carry the internet signals to other continents is in a constant state of repair. And If central hubs lost power, entire (Huge) sections of the internet would go down. If a Zombie apocalypse came? More people would be interested in survival than continuing their jobs repairing internet cables and making sure the hubs work.

By: bionelly

bionelly — Mon, 03 May 2010 02:55:23 +0000

Eh, I usually end up killing them before they get a chance to eat the hypno-shrooms, or if they do manage to eat one, they’re so weak they die pretty much as soon as they get to another zombie. I’ll use hypno-shrooms in night levels with football player zombies sometimes, but they aren’t a staple like spikerocks and gatling pea/torchwood combos. They are great to have in some of the mini-games, though.

By: that guy

that guy — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:44:27 +0000

*loads shotgun*
*chu-chuck*

By: Francis

Francis — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:42:40 +0000

Zombie survival is based on hating things.

I hate people that don’t know that.

By: that guy

that guy — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:41:23 +0000

hypno-shrooms are useful too.

By: Francis

Francis — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:36:01 +0000

I hate people who call me irrational.

By: Francis

Francis — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:35:18 +0000

I hate people that can’t spell my name right.

By: that guy

that guy — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:33:34 +0000

i personally prefer the Zombie Survival Guide, but yours is still a good read; just too much math. Zombie survival isn’t based on math; its based on stealth, traveling quickly, killed or be killed, preparation, and tactic.

By: Francais

Francais — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:26:45 +0000

i hate people who post that they don’t get a joke.

By: Adam Guenther

Adam Guenther — Sat, 01 May 2010 07:05:40 +0000

HELL YEAH!!!!

By: Sargo Darya

Sargo Darya — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:30:00 +0000

Simply the fact that I’m currently wearing a shirt with “Vote yes to the zombie apocalypse” on it makes this chart EPIC.

By: chair

chair — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 06:49:56 +0000

Oh francis, you and your irrational hatred of… things.

By: vip651

vip651 — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:25:20 +0000

i hate when things get off topic

By: Burgundy Wallpaper

Burgundy Wallpaper — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 22:32:40 +0000

I dont get it.

By: Fawfulster

Fawfulster — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 20:00:26 +0000

Because as bionelly says, there is no maintenance. Also, rats like to chew cables.

PS your comment was made the exact time as I turned 16 years old.

By: bionelly

bionelly — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:39:13 +0000

I think it’s a combination of nobody being around to maintain anything, power going out (and it’s not enough for *you* to have a generator; those servers need power too, and even if they have backup power sources they’re going to run down eventually if nobody’s keeping them fueled), and the few people left being too busy trying to survive to bother with stuff like YouTube.

By: Savage

Savage — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:44:38 +0000

One thing I don’t understand is how internet would cease to exist… I mean, just because everyone dies and reanimates, people just don’t go and blow up servers everywhere, destroy everyones connection or shut off the power… well, maybe the power, so unless you have backup power, you could still upload your videos to YouTube and maybe maybe maybe someone is stupid enough to go like “hey, maybe I should check Youtube! I just need to find an internet café…”

By: Savage

Savage — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:40:29 +0000

PEEELZ HERE!!!!!!!

By: turd ferguson

turd ferguson — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 04:55:50 +0000

yum…ham sammich

By: randomnerd

randomnerd — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 02:54:05 +0000

Me and my friends actually have a pact. We were mostly joking, but it is in writing that we will fight together in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.

By: Dotsidious

Dotsidious — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:54:50 +0000

If there are fast zombies or special infected, I’d be sad.

By: Ed

Ed — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:25:35 +0000

*Resists urge to make a sexual joke*

By: talhasseeeee

talhasseeeee — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:10:12 +0000

time to nut up…or shut up