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Well, I haven’t heard this joke a hundred times before. T.T
Im getting sick of graphs about Lady Gaga. I don’t listen to her and these graphs are getting old.
You’re so right. Every graph from now on should only be about things that you like.
yes.
then are we havin some gay jokes in the graphs now?
I like sarcasm. <3
they should make a graph about sarcasm
I’d like to poke her face.
with what? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I want my, I want my, you know I want my MTV.
(She wants money for nothing)
this is a win
/facepalm
Both a win and a facepalm moment, if you ask me
As hilarious as I find this… It’s laready been done
*Le gasp!* REALLY? I didn’t know that! Thank you, wise one, for bestowing your knowledge upon our humble selves! /sarcasm/
Nah, you wake her with a blowjob.
I’d give Lady Gaga a blowjob, sure.
I literally heard this joke a year ago
As opposed to figuratively hearing this joke a year ago?
:confused:
Theoretically heard it a year ago?
Metaphorically heard it a year ago?
Auld
why is graphjam now the forum for people to tell stale one-liners? why not just make the entire graph ‘p-p-poke her face,’ since that’s what you’re trying to convey?
Because when I tell jokes, I usually just skip straight to the punch-line. That’s how you do it.
Glad to see the delicate art of comedy isn’t lost on you, sir.
He’s basically right…there’s no buildup or context towards the punchline. The other choices are just filler that maybe took 10 seconds to come up with.
So the solution is to become *more* direct? This isn’t funny, nor is it clever, but I really didn’t expect better of Graphjam. Good jokes are hard to come by.
maby hump her!
That should not have made me laugh that hard.
I agree… and yet that’s the first thing to make me laugh all day.
Personally I would have done how Lady Gaga likes her steak: raw-raw-raw-ah-ah.
*gets a shovel*
You have to poke her face with a disco stick
I hate lady makes me gag. Yet I love this graph
I personally dislike Lady Gaga… And i hate her stupid songs that are apparently about.. Ohh so little.. Soo.. I hope that the creator of this graph slowly burns in hell… The pun was awful… Just.. awful.. *sigh*
Wow, how many ellipses do you need? I think I’d rather listen to Rainman recite the Gettysburg Address than read through that again. Who do you think cares about what you like to listen to or your perception of lyrics? With comments like that, I suggest you make friends, preferably with an English major.
Just… Enough.. To make… You wanna… Tear your eyes… Out…
See what i did thar?
And how dare you criticise my english? I might come from a country where english is not the official language and that i have to learn from videogames and such? Also, only with an English major? I thought that these(grammar rules) were used all over the world?(Well atleast where there are languages that uses Latin letters)
These grammar rules are used all over the world, just not in your comments.
I thought “atleast” was two words… I must be mistaken.
Must have… learned English… watching Shatner… on Star… Trek… the Original… Series…
You… played into it… by… doing it… a second… time…
It’s not… my… fault…
hey – grantly0711 – if your feeling down about mean comments – the only feedback on the graphs are negative – trust me, i got like 70 negative tps reports for my GOOD graph.
I think this is the wrong kind of graph…
I would have said ‘Kick her’
AAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!! AHAHAAHA OOOMGSH That’s GENIUS!!! I’m literally rolling in the floor!
:D:D
how do you roll in a floor?
XD that was funny.
hahahaha, I lol’d xD
Maw Maw Maw Maw
Red should have been kick her in the balls.
poker her face,,,,, hahaha!
I like the orange one.
lol
now how does he know this…?