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How to wake Lady Gaga from a nap

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How to wake Lady Gaga from a nap

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» 52 TPS Reports

  1. Turtle Soup says:

    Well, I haven’t heard this joke a hundred times before. T.T

  2. Fungshway says:

    Im getting sick of graphs about Lady Gaga. I don’t listen to her and these graphs are getting old.

  3. NECROPHAGIST says:

    I’d like to poke her face.

  4. name says:

    with what? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  5. G. James says:

    I want my, I want my, you know I want my MTV.
    (She wants money for nothing)

  6. 123 says:

    this is a win

  7. damandatwin says:

    /facepalm

  8. ElfFantasyFairGirl says:

    Both a win and a facepalm moment, if you ask me ;)

  9. Twister says:

    As hilarious as I find this… It’s laready been done

    • Professor Bob says:

      *Le gasp!* REALLY? I didn’t know that! Thank you, wise one, for bestowing your knowledge upon our humble selves! /sarcasm/

  10. Z says:

    Nah, you wake her with a blowjob.

  11. AL says:

    I literally heard this joke a year ago

  12. tommy says:

    why is graphjam now the forum for people to tell stale one-liners? why not just make the entire graph ‘p-p-poke her face,’ since that’s what you’re trying to convey?

    • Armangar Obin says:

      Because when I tell jokes, I usually just skip straight to the punch-line. That’s how you do it.

      Glad to see the delicate art of comedy isn’t lost on you, sir.

      • that guy says:

        He’s basically right…there’s no buildup or context towards the punchline. The other choices are just filler that maybe took 10 seconds to come up with.

        • Armangar Obin says:

          So the solution is to become *more* direct? This isn’t funny, nor is it clever, but I really didn’t expect better of Graphjam. Good jokes are hard to come by.

  13. naked man says:

    maby hump her!

  14. salamander says:

    That should not have made me laugh that hard.

  15. Hair Follicle says:

    Personally I would have done how Lady Gaga likes her steak: raw-raw-raw-ah-ah.

  16. Me says:

    *gets a shovel*

  17. AMN says:

    You have to poke her face with a disco stick

  18. Mad-Hatteress says:

    I hate lady makes me gag. Yet I love this graph :D

  19. Evilsnickers says:

    I personally dislike Lady Gaga… And i hate her stupid songs that are apparently about.. Ohh so little.. Soo.. I hope that the creator of this graph slowly burns in hell… The pun was awful… Just.. awful.. *sigh*

    • Hoss says:

      Wow, how many ellipses do you need? I think I’d rather listen to Rainman recite the Gettysburg Address than read through that again. Who do you think cares about what you like to listen to or your perception of lyrics? With comments like that, I suggest you make friends, preferably with an English major.

      • Evilsnickers says:

        Just… Enough.. To make… You wanna… Tear your eyes… Out…
        See what i did thar? :D

        And how dare you criticise my english? I might come from a country where english is not the official language and that i have to learn from videogames and such? Also, only with an English major? I thought that these(grammar rules) were used all over the world?(Well atleast where there are languages that uses Latin letters)

  20. karina says:

    hey – grantly0711 – if your feeling down about mean comments – the only feedback on the graphs are negative – trust me, i got like 70 negative tps reports for my GOOD graph.

  21. Phag says:

    I think this is the wrong kind of graph…

  22. naem says:

    I would have said ‘Kick her’

  23. Cheeze says:

    AAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!! AHAHAAHA OOOMGSH That’s GENIUS!!! I’m literally rolling in the floor! :D :D:D

  24. Timtim says:

    XD that was funny.

  25. addiqtion says:

    hahahaha, I lol’d xD

  26. B says:

    Maw Maw Maw Maw

  27. George says:

    Red should have been kick her in the balls.

  28. Zashime says:

    poker her face,,,,, hahaha!

  29. Lindi says:

    I like the orange one.

  30. guy with a question says:

    now how does he know this…?


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