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But you can take a back path…
OR the girls bathroom (if you’re a boy) XD
‘no man can kill me!’
*takes helmet off*
‘but I am no man!’
*pushes sword in face*
hah!
“One does not simply walk into Mordor”
Well those hobbits sure showed everyone that he was wrong. Cause that is kinda what they did.
Which was kinda the point of the remark…Boromir was skeptical of that plan. “There is an evil there which does not sleep!”
That quote always reminds me of my first marriage. (my life story, even though you did not ask.)
I love this quote so much, I used it as a password for about a year once.
“One does not simply walk into Mordor, you need like an army of things like ninjas…. and um, wizards… “
Boromir: “You need like, an army, of like, ninjas, and um, wizards. Ninja Wizards!”
Gandalf: “I’m a wizard.”
Boromir: “Yeah, but you’re not a ninja.”
Gandalf: *looks sad*
lol I love that gif. And this graph is epic!
and pirates?
the pirates get killed by the deasd army, but they could’ve just walked in to Mordor due to their awesomenes
ninjapiratewizzardzombie
Stop me if you heard this one…. Priest, minister and rabbi walk into Mordor….
Take my Gollum, please…
OMGLOL
…
I’d rather not, though. He creeps me out a little. I can see if my brother’ll take ‘im, though.
You also cannot simply Walken to Mordor.
Christopher Walken can go anywhere he wants any time he wants using whatever method of conveyance he prefers.
They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
Gard, G-g-g-g-gard! DAAAAAAAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Lawl david, that song is awesome.
(repeats chorus about 20 times)
they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard, -agard, -gard, -gard!
I’m reading those books currently, as a matter of fact.
How’s that working out for you?
In my experience, SLOWLY. XD
No, not really. They are not that hard to read, actually, in my opinion.
I meant the people I’ve seen reading them. Sorry, should have been clearer. I seem to be one of the fastest to read them out of the people I know.
OMFG GUYS I KEN REED FASTUR THEN YOO KEN!!!! ROFFLES I’M SO AWESUM!
Err… did I say that? I just said that some people have difficulty reading Tolkien. I, myself, have difficulty reading Stephanie Meyer.
*Without throwing up
I read the first one in a week…
The first Lord of the Rings book that is
I don’t even want to know who Stephanie Meyer is
this graph seems to mean that mordor is the only place you can’t just walk into.
That’s because it’s true.
not true, chuck norris’ house.
Oh, you can walk INTO his house, you’re just not going to walk back out again.
true
WIN!!!
Such a win.
One man can walk into Mordor- Bear Grylls.
And Chuck Norris. Walk in and piss on that stupid eyeball
I guess it’s true…
One does not simply walk into Wal-mart. There is evil there that does not sleep.
I agree, there is a distinct lack of Wal-Mart in this graph.
the return of the fellowship of the ring to the two towers
http://anthonydecarolis.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bear_grylls_mordor.jpg
My precious…
You can’t just walk into the girls’ locker room, either, folks. Unless you’re a girl. = )
You CAN’T?! OSHI-! *runs*
What if you’re a hermaphrodite? ROFL
One does not simply SSH into Mordor
My God, this is brilliant. I’m adding it to my favorites, plus I just got done with the Fellowship of the Ring.