
History Channel Programing Guide
Sometimes they cover Soviet Russia. WARNING: Link has black and white blood.
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History Channel Programing Guide
Sometimes they cover Soviet Russia. WARNING: Link has black and white blood.
Graph by: moonablaze via Graph Jam Builder
This thing Godwin’d itself before we even got started.
Uh… No… They’re not saying the channel is like Hitler; History Channel shows specials about Hitler.
Dang, people got to mention Godwin before me… oh well. Very true though mamarosa.
No, it’s not true. Not every mention of Hitler is a Godwin.
Where the hell is the MAIL CALL!?! The greatest show History Channel ever had and I have no idea when/if it’s even on anymore.
It’s not on anymore. But, R. Lee Emry has another show instead, called “Locked and Loaded”, that explores the history of various weapons. It’s almost as good…
…almost v.v
ya, that’s part of American History….
I really think people need to do some spellchecking before uploading. Or maybe someone here can explain to me what “relivence” means.
The explanatority is that spellcheckery was probably set to shutuppance.
Obviously they didn’t give a farthing. I hope they repence.
Relivance: It’s what people who don’t watch the History Channel are doomed to.
or maybe watch the history channel for once?
oh well, maybe just the german version isn’t totally clichée (we have news channels for hitler and WWII stuff…).
in the States, the History Channel is usually mocked as being the “Hitler” Channel, as it shows the three most popular wars around the majority of the time: WWII, the Korean War, and the Gulf War – otherwise known as the US’s greatest triumphs. It’s usually called the Hitler channel though because of the “H.”
Every time I’ve watched it, I’ve seen some pretty egregious errors during its programs: for example, I’m fairly sure Augustus Caesar did NOT say “Veni Vidi Vici,” the Ottoman Empire, despite being fairly brilliant in the Middle ages, did not invent paper so much as it merely borrowed the technology from the Chinese, and many of these so-called air pilots’ stories of heroics turned out to be either historically or physically impossible. Furthermore, the History channel (like everyone else, but moreso than most) is very picky about historical context to a fault – to the point where they start painting a totally different simplified picture of history. So there goes the History Channel’s reputation in the US.
aint it the truth. their programming sucks now days
You better not have included Pawn Stars in the no relevance. That has a lot to do with history. It teaches us how things were created back then and the different histories that go behind stuff. That show is awesome! I absolutely love the father.
No kidding, that show rocks!! I do like american pickers as well, but Pawn Stars is so wonderful.
They forgot conspiricy theory shows about UFOs and MonsterQuest
I actually like “MonsterQuest”. Well, when they actually deal with cryptozoological animals, anyway. It seems like lately, it’s all about animals getting loose in non-native territories, like pythons in Florida and stuff… Makes me wish “Lost Tapes” would make some more episodes, it’s a lot more fun.
they forgot to put shows about Nostrodaums and 2012 on there which are almost always on. but this is a very accurate graph. kudos to whom ever made it.
I agree. I gave it a 5 and I almost never give graphs on here a 5 any more. Compared to “who wears short shorts” and “when my mom vacuums” it’s almost in the genius category.
Man those are best. Gotta love the shows about when mankind suddenly disappears.
They also forgot about cheesy Dan Brown movie tie ins.
That’s SOOOOO true!!!! I hate those reality shows that have nothing to do with history. And that underground cities show.
And yet I can’t stop watching it…
You know it’s not The History Channel anymore, right? It’s just History.
HISTORY!!!!!! it just sounds more epic.
I like watching the History Channel, but it’s all reruns.
Figures. History is doomed to repeat itself.
Eh sort of true.
Around New Years its typically Armageddon. Then you got garbage like Ax Men, and Ice Road truckers. Then you have some alright programing sometimes.
But really I’ve moved onto History International. They typically have better programing.
Hitler, and WW2 has been toned down on History, most of that stuff went to The Military Channel.
I’m just sort of rambling right now… then again I just woke up.
Relevance fail
In the UK just replace American History with Tudors
And Chris Barrie or similar jobbing minor celebs (including the occasional DIBNAH) doing noisy, fast paced, factually questionable programs about various historically important bits of machinery or architecture… and blowing them up.
Spelling fail.
Shouldn’t someone who spends that much time watching the history channel know how to spell “relevance?”
This graph is sad but true. I remember when the History Channel used to be good. I’d watch LOADS of stuff on the Egyptians.
If its not after 11 pm but its not daytime then what time is it?
You forgot insane apocalypse theories
I miss digging for the truth
it was the best show on the History Channel. It was generally (generally) pretty accurate too.
True. Still love the history channel though
sex on the history channel?! has the world gone mad?!
Yeah. They had a whole 5 part documentary on the history of Sex. It was actually very interesting, much better than all the apocalyptic nonsense it’s airing now.
Fun fact: the Maya Calendar ends in 5 billion years, even if they were right that’s a long ways away.
ok i just looked at the graph it came to hitler i changed to the history channel and hitler was on it lol
I’m tired of reruns of Axmen and Ice Road Truckers. I’ve since moved on to Smithsonian and Science, but Pawn Stars is really cool.
I got a good lol
HITLER!!!! lol