Comments on: Winners of Miss Universe

By: robin

robin — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 08:02:39 +0000

lolzes i was just about to say ‘unless its held in the klingon empire’

go star trek!

By: + _JOSEPH_ +

+ _JOSEPH_ + — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 08:18:46 +0000

Next time I want to see a Vulcan or a Klingon win it, just to vary a little.

By: Bionic

Bionic — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:40:16 +0000

I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

By: guy

guy — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:11:53 +0000

hahaha no other universe won they suck you need to step it up aliens

By: mewfairy

mewfairy — Sun, 23 May 2010 17:08:47 +0000

Finally! Someone knows who miss universe is! XD

By: iyrdcfgcjvghb

iyrdcfgcjvghb — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:50:34 +0000

Miss Universe is an asexual amoeba. Get your facts right.

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Mon, 10 May 2010 02:13:59 +0000

Did she died?

By: forge

forge — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:24:07 +0000

Suuuuuure. You *really* think it’s almost always Miss “Venezuela” because the girls from *Venezuela* are hot?

By: karina

karina — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 15:31:29 +0000

this is pathetic – and i apologize for saying so.

By: soso104

soso104 — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:58:38 +0000

proof that we are the sexiest of all planets!

By: Elanor

Elanor — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:01:04 +0000

EEETH!

By: DethRose

DethRose — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 00:35:57 +0000

What about in that episode of Amazing Stories episode Miss Stardust? An alien won that. And had “Weird Al” Yankovic in it.

By: Cavs42

Cavs42 — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:11:45 +0000

two years in a row.

By: RS

RS — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:58:46 +0000

Or one of the the 180 million other people who have used this joke over the years.

By: Mike K

Mike K — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:29:56 +0000

I second that. Would have said it myself if you hadn’t.

By: obt

obt — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 11:31:22 +0000

We’re number 1! We’re number 1! We’re number 1!

By: zod

zod — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 10:48:40 +0000

can a green skinned space babe even participate in that contest?

By: ttt

ttt — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:27:26 +0000

Who said every Miss Universe is from Earth? There could be thousands of Miss Universes out there.

By: stubbs64

stubbs64 — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 03:56:12 +0000

except when the blue jays won

By: spacebat

spacebat — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:40:32 +0000

Meanwhile the USA is undefeated in the World Series.

By: Evan

Evan — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:46:22 +0000

Yep, I’m starting to think the whole thing is fixed…

You know why? Because all of the rich people are from Earth.

By: AJ

AJ — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:42:03 +0000

Come on, Universe. Are you even TRYING?!

By: mik

mik — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:40:20 +0000

take that rest of the universe!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:55:28 +0000

They stole this moderately funny joke from Letterman.

By: Gero

Gero — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:24:17 +0000

I still think it was Flexo…

By: sane person

sane person — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:10:12 +0000

Old. And Stupid.

By: Dr W

Dr W — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:01:46 +0000

If you watch Matt Groening’s Futurama, you might see a more diverse set of winners!

By: anonymous

anonymous — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:57:11 +0000

You mean—Bender's the evil Bender!?

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:55:24 +0000

I think the pageant is rigged. I don’t even think they let women from other planets enter

By: Dark

Dark — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:41:33 +0000

♫ There it is ♫
♫ Miss Universe… ♫

♫ There it is ♫
♫ Lookin’ weird~ ♫

By: Luziolette

Luziolette — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:19:37 +0000

There’s a segregation here, it’s very bad I think.

By: Bill

Bill — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:06:29 +0000

There should be a cosplaying contest in Miss Universe.