This is one is for all the ladies of GraphJam. Let me be the first to say that we men appreciate the sugarcoated truth about size. Your crying habits may remain a mystery to us, but we enjoy a bit of mystery in all truth. If you think we’re spewing stereotypes, don’t blame us. Some of us learned all we know about women from movies, which can clearly be misleading (will Hollywood ever truly capture the essence of female teenagedom?) Alright, ladies (and sympathetic gentlemen), I’ll shut up and get to the graphs:
Show and Tell
Graph by: dunno source via Graph Jam Builder
Why Women Cry
Graph by: davesd816 via Graph Jam Builder
What teen girls do in highschool according to movies
Graph by: dunno source via Graph Jam Builder
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stereotypes.. I don’t even like to shop or talk about boys.. Hollywood IS fake! And for the crying, that part is true. Sometimes I don’t even know why i’m crying O.o
It’s really not that difficult to figure out why we cry. We cry because having to deal with your feigned stupidity, cluelessness and helplessness is exhausting. And it’s not legal to kill you.
Wow, mega troll.
You use ‘we’ as if you represent and entire gender.
Good luck with that.
its not legal to kill us but that wont stop us killing you mega troll as you are not human
No, it’s true, we guys are stupid jerks. And you two just proved it.
Jamp? Please tell me you live in southern Illinois. But only if you actually do… otherwise that would be silly.
And how, pray tell, did they prove it? I agree with them. bettyboondoggle was a moron.
Silly lady, the why women cry one was definitely the best, lol. And I am, by the way, a woman
Good grief, I have no idea half the time!
You can’t expect guys to be mind readers, even if you want them to be. Surely both sexes can agree on that…
If only we were all like bettyboondoggle the straw-woman feminist, and always knew what we were crying about.
Some might, some might not
And women are NEVER EVER any of THOSE things NO WAY UH-UH.
Um, hello? The answer is obvious – hormones!
Look, I don’t care how bug you are, if you have no effing idea what you’re doing I’m not going to be satisfied. Please for the love of God, learn about proper foreplay. And the in-out motion does actually get old if that’s all there is. You can’t power your way through sex and expect your partner to think it was “awesome” unless they never had good sex before.
*applauds politely*
Nine times out of ten the reason guys don’t try anything else is because women fake it. The guy thinks he’s done something awesome and never has to learn to do anything else
These graphs might apply to a lot of women, but definitely not to me.
Well, the green area of the “size doesn’t matter” thing (if I think I know what that means) applies, but that’s about it.
Xenu bless you.
A woman can have a gigantic penis anytime she wants one. Any woman. I have a whole drawer full in assorted shapes and sizes, should my male even accidentally misplace his or grow tired of playing with it. Finding a partner who’s sensitive, non-ego-bound, eager to please, and willing to learn — now that’s a much harder trick.
Amen.
Double amen!
Triple amen.. You’re best off, as my wise Aunt said, having a few best friends/roommates, soundproofed walls and a nice toy cabinet.
LOL !!! No kidding !!
That would be me (apparently), but you need another condition that I don’t fulfill: they should probably be single.
An unfortunately common assumption. A more correct one would be “single or in a truly consensual polygamous relationship, which you don’t mind me verifying with your S.O..”
Kinky.
Speaking as a woman – I have to say that there are times during the month that *I* don’t know why I cry. It’s not our fault, just like it’s not your fault that you’re *always* horny. Seriously. It’s all hormones.
i agree, half the time I don’t know why I cry either – and some sort of idiot schmaltz on TV can set me off. It probably is hormones though. Take a look at the hormone levels in a woman’s body over the course of a month. Each one rises or falls daily. It’s a wonder most of us aren’t homicidal. I know if I ever were on a jury and the defendant was a woman going through menopause? Hell I wouldn’t convict her.
As for the “size doesn’t matter” thing – nope, doesn’t matter at all. Unless you’re talking about sex, of course.
O_o
So menopause is a get out of jail free card for any crime? Good to know. I’ll send my girlfriend on a rampant killing spree in a couple of decades then, shall I?
I would love it if people wouldn’t put words in my mouth on this forum…
I didn’t say it was a get-out-of-jail-free card. I just said what *I* would do.
But to YOU, it’s a get out of jail free card.
That analogy would work better if I’d ever actually met a man who was horny twenty-four seven.
It;s not like men are always horny…it’s more that they could get horny any moment if they’d want to.
Agree, I, as a male, would be turned on by a simple touch on a soft spot and would probably want you 80% of the time, not counting when sleeping though because then I would just have sex dreams and wake up with wood.
But there are times where I actually would just love to sit and have an actual conversation involving daily things. But IF you say come to bed with me now I would come rather quick 99 out of 100 times.
You are missing the point. Women are just as subject to hormones as men are, although women tend to go down in mood, rather than up. So men being horny (hormone induced or biological anyway) when we aren’t in the mood to oblige annoys us as much as it annoys men that once a month we become weepy wrecks/ evil city slaying horror monsters. At least guys can take matters into their own hands
I teach high school (& middle school). The graph is correct in real life, not just movies !
I thought these graphs were hilarious but the feminist comments are even funnier.
ditto…i mean get over it…its a joke!
Agreed… but when all the other “hilarious” graphs about women are negative also, it’s hard to see one and suddenly change your mind.
Someone needs to make a graph on “why women are punched” and then have one section for “accidental”, one for “super angry jerk” and then one for “not being in the kitchen making a sandwich” amirite?
The jokes we tell say a lot about the society we live in.
Wow, everyone is taking all of this so seriously. Personally, I think it’s hilarious. And I really do believe that size doesn’t matter. It’s all about chemistry, foreplay, and position for me.
Anyway, again, wow. That’s a lot of hilarious hate for a few funny graphs.
As a teenage girl, I am sick of getting grouped in with the airheads around me.
So please, leave me at peace with my comic books and Doctor Who DVDs, and just go on judging the rest of them.
*applause*
Oh can I join you in your corner? We can watch Doctor who together!
Holy shit I know!
Though I like star trek better
BLASPHEMY
*double aplause*
I am 13!
I am not looking forward to highschool because it sound like there are alot of airhead girls that only care about sex and status when all i would like to do on a windy day is put on a swilk cape and run around in circles!
And I like fantasy and anime!
Yes! i am the green one[s]!
All my dude friends adore me. x3
A MAN telling what WOMAN THINK?
EPIC FAIL!
The first one is a venn fail. Just sayin’
Penis size matters, but not as much as most guys seem to think it does, and bigger isn’t necessarily better. Different women have different preferences, but personally, I prefer smallish over huge.
After you hit monopause you won’t give a rat-sphincter about them at all.
Oh, and for anyone who is kind of peeved because women are put in a bad spotlight…take revenge, make some good graphs (about men) in return!
Shiznits!!!! This website is getting feminist!!!!
To the “Show and tell” one:
A Venn-diagram is not size comperative. You are wrong.
Thank you.
Over-exaggeration FAIL.
hahaha, these totally made me lol…to be fair, though, what are you supposed to say when a guy isn’t so well-endowed? He’s already feeling bad about it, what are you gonna say, ‘well size matters, you know’? Actually, saying ‘size doesn’t matter’ is still bad, because it still suggests to the guy that he’s small, maybe it’s better to say ‘it looks fine’ or something. I’ve met guys before who were totally not so well-endowed but were completely sure they were huge somehow, I guess telling them so makes them really believe it? Maybe just say that.
If you care about him (and I don’t see any reason to sleep with him if you don’t (one-night stands, I just don’t get)), then you won’t give a damn about his size. Full stop.
Sadly, this last one is fairly true for most high school girls.
I cry because it’s good for me. Stress sucks.
Lulz at the movies one.
The worst part about being a girl..no, LIVING is
Angry tears! I HATE YOU, DON’T YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!
I’M NOT SAD! @#!$% I’M..NOT…SAD!!!*Cries Louder*.
fml.
Learning from the comments that women sometimes really don’t know why they are crying kind of scares me. That sounds like an unpleasant state of existence!
(I once cried without a clear emotional trigger, but I had just pulled one of my first all-nighters in college and my body appeared to be in a state of physiological panic. It was a useful signal at the time, as I had tuned out all the more expected symptoms.)
If you did not want to be offended i would recommend never going on the internet ever again; where there is no such thing as “crossing the line.” Everybody seems to take things so personally now-a-days…yeesh
A boyfriend once told me that he purposely ignored me when I started getting upset or sounding hysterical, if my voice rose or I got a “tone”.
Let me tell you, that didn’t go down well, because suddenly there was a lot more for him to deal with and he wasn’t allowed to ignore that.
Maybe I’m just absolutely insane, or mayyyybe him doing that really hurt my feelings when he’s supposed to protect and cherish me etc etc TL;DR THERE IS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION TO EVERY ACTION … or whatever that saying is. Don’t treat me like dirt and I won’t go all psycho on you. kthx and have a nice day.
crazysauce, huh…….. i am going to remember that one.
I dunno but…I’m a woman and I laughed about this pictures. You shouldn’t take them so seriously, this is just another lolsite, and this site makes fun of a lot of stereotypes. The graphs here rarely represent actual life.
I don’t know about other people, but when I feel tempted to torture my romantic partner, I just break off the relationship.
No love should include psycho manipulation because of how another person feels.
huh ? i didn’t read anything you wrote.
I, strangely, know what you meant. If I percieve a slight, or something wrong that needs to be fixed, if I am getting upset, and my husband remains silent, I slowly get more upset. Not responding at all is pretty much never a good idea, because it’s like saying “I don’t care.” FOR ME, there is pretty much nothing you could say that would be worse than ignoring me. Seriously. But boy do I hear some disent coming on that one…
You’ve clearly never met idiot women or smart men. Please go out and find them before you spew shit again.
Actually, the REAL problem is that a lot of women have unrealistic ideas too. Yeah, good luck finding that man with a two-inch thick, twelve-inch long one, you crazy idiot. Enjoy being in pain every time you have sex.
Honestly, given all the freaking fuss about it, I have to wonder why schools don’t say the average measurements of everything when they teach sex ed. It’d solve a lot of questions and issues for the average teenager.
When I met my ex she was dating a guy, she later related, who had ten inches and was as thick as her forearm. She said it was marvelous because there was never any poking around, it just went right in. However she married *me* partly because he was almost 40 and still lived with his Mom and never took her out anywhere or spoke to her in public. What an idiot; she was unbelievably great in the sack. And a nice girl too.
Huh? Did you even read what I wrote? I guess not. I was bashing idiot overly-sensitive women and giving some credit to guys because we women tneds to be kinda psychos when it comes to crying for no reason.
I really want to know now what you thought I was trying to say. o_o
I was a bit unclear and for that I apologise. What I was commenting on was this: “Men think too simply; women OVERTHINK.” The rest of your post, I agreed with/was neutral on.
Oh, but there is a BIG difference between over thinking/simple thinking, versus intelligence. You can definitely have idiot women who over think and smart men who under think. (“Think” meaning something more similar to analyze…)
*sighs* Yeah, you’re right, I completely read it wrong. Not sure what track my mind was on at that point. Sorry, Ava. I retract my comments entirely.
*jealous* oh man, over 9″!!
Who cares?
If a woman/girl’s breast fill my hand thats well big enough for me. To be completely honest I like the way the nipples on the average girl (in my real life experience, not porn) is shaped more than the actual breast itself. Smaller breasts are also more perky when 100% natural and if they don’t have to wear a bra to support them thats just even better!
Wow you rock!
I never meet people who admit they were wrong!
Or apoligize!
*gives thumbs up
Yeah I laughed at these too, only I’m a bit worried about the penis size one. I don’t think the generalization that women care about penis size should be perpetuated, even as a graph that’s meant to be funny (seeing as how a lot of people take this seriously). A lot of women don’t care because it’s going to suck if they don’t know what they’re doing no matter what. And a lot of women do care about size. Either way, guys should worry less, because everyone likes different things, and there will certainly be some females who like his length/girth combo =)