Me So Horny
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…first?
Someone else vote on this. Deserves a 5.
CUTE!
Sehr gut.
Wahr, dawg.
I beg your pardon?
Ich lachte.
Oi, vey.
Me gusta la comida china.
Dude, it’s “Ich Lache”. No t, unless you’re speaking in the ihr form.
And then there would be no e. Just “Ihr lacht”.
No, it’s totally right, he said: I laughed. Not: I AM laughing.
That’s not a horn. That’s the left tooth of an adult male narwhal. Look it up before you make more goddamn unicorn comparisons.
Thank you for pointing out the correct scientific facts of this totally realistic graph…
Reminds me of a Brian Regan joke about how some man called into ESPN when he noticed songs of birds not indigenous to the region in which the golfers were playign golf. He blew the lid off their fake ambient noise scheme.
So in your comparison, which one doesn’t actually exist? And which one doesn’t actually have a horn?
An naysayers response providing a strict definition of what something is, and not bothering to realize that the claimed term is expansive enough to encompass the subject.
Since unicorns have yet to be discovered for real we have no reason to believe that the unicorn’s “horn” is anything more than a tooth on the tippy top of their head.
Maybe what we think is a horn on a unicorn is actually it’s left tooth as well!
and by it’s I mean its
then it’s a tooth not a horn on the unicorn, we would still call it a horn, or we get rid of the fact that it would go through it’s brain and just pretend it grows from the outside of the head.
Whoa there buddy. Maybe YOU should do some research before YOU disagree with “goddamn unicorn comparisons”. Keep reading; trust me this is good.
The unicorn:
a fictional animal which was very popular in the middle ages. Many people not only believed in the unicorn but wanted very much to have one as a pet or see one or at the very least own a unicorn horn for the purported ‘magical properties’ or sheer cool-facor.
The Problem:
Unicorns do not exist, YET unicorn horns seem too.
The Narwhal:
A toothed cetacean found primarily in the canadian arctic. They have been hunted moderately for thousands of years by the paleo-eskimo populations (specifically Dorset and Thule). Males and occasionally females have a long spiral tooth which erupts at puberty.
The Solution:
Traveling Norse populations spent time in Greenland exploiting some marine resources like the walrus. They saw the Thule successfully hunting narwhals and were inspired to send the tusks back to Europe to sell as UNICORN HORNS for a more than respectable profit. They either traded with the native populations or raided and stole but in any case the standardization of the physical appearance of the unicorn (before unicorns looked a variety of different ways depending who you asked. Like goats or rabbits etc.) as a horse, happened because of the trade of these unicorn horns and arguably even the long term perpetuation of the myth is completely because of the tooth of the noble narwhal.
Burn.
mediocre graph… but title bumps it up to 5/5
Stolen graph is stolen:
http://www.snorgtees.com/unicornandnarwhal-p-815.html
FAIL.
so?
Yeah… look who who the graph is by.
Yeah, and look who gave GJ the info about where it was from…
moron.
Doesn’t make sense. That is not how a venn diagram works. they both need the horn in there pictures for the both section to work.
This graph doesn’t make sense is a lot more ways than that.
No, see the one group is horses, the other group is whales. They cross each other in the section of each group that has horns.
That said- they’re referencing Unicorns and you’re demanding realism?
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
‘Coz they are so awesome
http://weebls-stuff.com/songs/Narwhals/
Oh …now I have the song in my head for another day….
THEY STOP CHTULU EATING YE!!
Who cares about all the drama? I LOL’d at the graph and that’s what matters.
It’s the title that makes it.
I don’t get it at all. I understand that a horse can have a horn and be a unicorn. But the picture on the right shows some kind of whale with dots on its back. How does this relate to the horn? Someone please kindly explain – I feel like an idiot trying to understand this graph!
I think it’s supposed to be a narwhal, which has a “tusk” that looks like a horn. And the graph shows how unicorns and narwhals “intersect” by having “horns.”
But why posters are praising the obvious and juvenile caption or saying that makes the graph, I can’t imagine. The whole thing looks like it’s straining at a joke and failing to me. Unless there is more to it that I’m missing.
Oh, you’re missing quite a bit.
Well, thanks for the explanation.
Me want suckie suckie………….
You know a joke’s not funny when you have to be a marine biologist to get it. And it looks like a 7-year-old drew it. Get on Excel – if your mommy will let you – and make a real Venn diagram with the words horse, horn, and whale.
having it drawn like that makes it better…l2design
Maybe it’s just a pony and a beluga whale squaring off to see who gets the elegantly sculpted carrot? Oh, and they’re both horny.
There’s a video I once saw on youtube “Unicorns vs. Narwhals.” It was pretty funny.
This isn’t supposed to be a “proper diagram”, it’s art… by the lovely and talented Elise (http://www.argylewhale.com/) So shut your faces.
This must be the most awesome chart ever =D!
OPEN YOUR EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I see
Your eyes are open
there are 2 definitions for this: 1 horny: something that has a horn. 2: someone whose addicted to sex and likes to see striped naked girls.