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	<title>Comments on: why i don&#8217;t buy infomercial items</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 17:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I almost started liking him!! Then he died. XP]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I almost started liking him!! Then he died. XP</p>
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		<title>By: Daran</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Daran]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 11:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;d love to see a Billy Mays - Barry Scott showdown.

That aside, Billy was awesome! I can&#039;t help but think of him as the American Brian Blessed. May he rest in peace with Oxycleaned angel wings.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d love to see a Billy Mays &#8211; Barry Scott showdown.</p>
<p>That aside, Billy was awesome! I can&#8217;t help but think of him as the American Brian Blessed. May he rest in peace with Oxycleaned angel wings.</p>
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		<title>By: SylverDoller</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-117396</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SylverDoller]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[omg once something said it was only 5 dollers on tv but the s&amp;h was 30 dollers]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg once something said it was only 5 dollers on tv but the s&amp;h was 30 dollers</p>
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		<title>By: jacob</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-114213</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jacob]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[he helped me through from 6 to now...that is,before he died.i liked how he screamed &quot;buy this (insert product)-boom and you&#039;ll love it!&quot;for some reason,i actually liked his advertisements.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he helped me through from 6 to now&#8230;that is,before he died.i liked how he screamed &#8220;buy this (insert product)-boom and you&#8217;ll love it!&#8221;for some reason,i actually liked his advertisements.</p>
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		<title>By: Gothic</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-109917</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gothic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 20:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just because he had drugs in his system they took him off the air in the blink of an eye. Just too soon for him to die and not be yelling at the camera for people to buy crap anymore.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just because he had drugs in his system they took him off the air in the blink of an eye. Just too soon for him to die and not be yelling at the camera for people to buy crap anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: jake</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-106258</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jake]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 01:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[he said in an interview, &quot;i&#039;m not yelling im projecting!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he said in an interview, &#8220;i&#8217;m not yelling im projecting!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: AirsoftManiac</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-106064</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[AirsoftManiac]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 01:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[R.I.P. True King of Awesome Advertisement. AKA BILLY MAYS!!!!!!! :(

                                               /sob]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>R.I.P. True King of Awesome Advertisement. AKA BILLY MAYS!!!!!!! <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>                                               /sob</p>
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		<title>By: psion0027</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-104352</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[psion0027]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[its not making fun of him actually billy should be flattered...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its not making fun of him actually billy should be flattered&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Go on...</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102741</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Go on...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I MISS THAT LOUD VOICE OF ADVERTISEMENT TELLING ME TO BUY THE PRODUCT OF 1 TO 3 EASY PAYMENT FOR $19.9555555555555555!!!!!
TT.TT]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I MISS THAT LOUD VOICE OF ADVERTISEMENT TELLING ME TO BUY THE PRODUCT OF 1 TO 3 EASY PAYMENT FOR $19.9555555555555555!!!!!<br />
TT.TT</p>
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		<title>By: cheesebrrgrr</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102248</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cheesebrrgrr]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, it&#039;s just too sad for all of us, especially these reminders of his lack of a presence! This is making me cry all over my keyboard and it&#039;s going to break! BILLY COME BACK!!! PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!    
   _
{\o/},,,,
,,/_\&#039;,&#039;,&#039;,-Fly free, Billy, fly free forever through the clouds. You deserve it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know, it&#8217;s just too sad for all of us, especially these reminders of his lack of a presence! This is making me cry all over my keyboard and it&#8217;s going to break! BILLY COME BACK!!! PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!<br />
   _<br />
{\o/},,,,<br />
,,/_\&#8217;,',&#8217;,-Fly free, Billy, fly free forever through the clouds. You deserve it.</p>
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		<title>By: cheesebrrgrr</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102246</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cheesebrrgrr]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quintuple Amen.
Bless his soul.
His voice reached us all.
,/\_/\
(,o.o )
&gt; ^&lt;  -sigh, it&#039;s not the same. It never will be.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quintuple Amen.<br />
Bless his soul.<br />
His voice reached us all.<br />
,/\_/\<br />
(,o.o )<br />
&gt; ^&lt;  -sigh, it&#039;s not the same. It never will be.</p>
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		<title>By: Go on...</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102237</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Go on...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quadruple Amen. TT_TT]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quadruple Amen. TT_TT</p>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102192</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ashley]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Triple Amen.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Triple Amen.</p>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102191</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ashley]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep, they threw him in jail because she was the only thing he could beat.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep, they threw him in jail because she was the only thing he could beat.</p>
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		<title>By: Oozed</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102181</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oozed]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh man, I read Angel Blow.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, I read Angel Blow.</p>
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		<title>By: hfhfgweierlu</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102178</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[hfhfgweierlu]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oops i mean ANGEL GLOW]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oops i mean ANGEL GLOW</p>
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		<title>By: AK</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102100</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[AK]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Double Amen.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Double Amen.</p>
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		<title>By: VS Romero</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102098</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[VS Romero]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elbow grease.  That&#039;s angle glow.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Elbow grease.  That&#8217;s angle glow.</p>
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		<title>By: Crystallia</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102094</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Crystallia]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s not making fun of him ya know.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not making fun of him ya know.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymoose</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102078</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymoose]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere in heaven, God has more Oxiclean than He knows what to do with.

R.I.P. Billy. :/]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somewhere in heaven, God has more Oxiclean than He knows what to do with.</p>
<p>R.I.P. Billy. :/</p>
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		<title>By: Aegis Runestone</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102077</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Aegis Runestone]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Billy Mays was awesome.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Billy Mays was awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: Noname</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102074</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Noname]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not funny. Making fun of Billy&#039;s death. Shame, shame, shame...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is not funny. Making fun of Billy&#8217;s death. Shame, shame, shame&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Todd</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102068</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Todd]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You all are pathetic. There&#039;s even no need for me to explain.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You all are pathetic. There&#8217;s even no need for me to explain.</p>
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		<title>By: DR SHRUBBERY!</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102057</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DR SHRUBBERY!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oxiclean and kaboom suck now because of that stupid new voice. doesn&#039;t even come close -_-]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oxiclean and kaboom suck now because of that stupid new voice. doesn&#8217;t even come close -_-</p>
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		<title>By: alice</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102056</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alice]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i agree, too soon! this graph makes me sad]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i agree, too soon! this graph makes me sad</p>
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		<title>By: Like It Is</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102053</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Like It Is]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, seriously - now some woman is shilling for OxiClean and I can only think, &quot;What makes you think I want your lousy product, you with your soft girly voice that could not convince the sky it was blue?&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, seriously &#8211; now some woman is shilling for OxiClean and I can only think, &#8220;What makes you think I want your lousy product, you with your soft girly voice that could not convince the sky it was blue?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Girlysprite</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102048</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Girlysprite]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[awesome :D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>awesome <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: nelandquinten</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102033</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nelandquinten]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aww, too soon.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aww, too soon.</p>
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		<title>By: SKW</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102032</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SKW]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Billy Mays is pitching to me from beyond the grave. Every once in a while I&#039;ll see an OxiClean commercial with him, or a Mighty Putty. Even worse, sometimes a commercial will have Anthony Sullivan pitching one of Billy&#039;s products and Billy will appear as a little picture-in-picture.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Billy Mays is pitching to me from beyond the grave. Every once in a while I&#8217;ll see an OxiClean commercial with him, or a Mighty Putty. Even worse, sometimes a commercial will have Anthony Sullivan pitching one of Billy&#8217;s products and Billy will appear as a little picture-in-picture.</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102027</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too soon! ;_;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too soon! ;_;</p>
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		<title>By: LLM</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102008</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LLM]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amen.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amen.</p>
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		<title>By: thestashattacked</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102003</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[thestashattacked]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world of advertising is a sadder, quieter place without Billy Mays. It&#039;s also a lot dirtier cos no one&#039;s buying OxyClean.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The world of advertising is a sadder, quieter place without Billy Mays. It&#8217;s also a lot dirtier cos no one&#8217;s buying OxyClean.</p>
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		<title>By: thestashattacked</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102002</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[thestashattacked]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup. Those angles will be nice and shiny. The ANGELS on the other hand...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yup. Those angles will be nice and shiny. The ANGELS on the other hand&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ray</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-102000</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DO YOU SUCK AT LIFE? DO YOU FIND YOURSELF WONDERING HOW YOU CAN END IT ALL? HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUICIDE PUTTY! THE EASY WAY TO KILL YOURSELF! SIMPLY KNEED TO ACTIVATE, AND DIE. THE SECRET IS THE UNIQUE FORMULA THEN INSTANTLY GENERATES A CONTROLLED BURST OF HARD FUMES WHICH CUT OF THE AIR YOU BREATHE, CHANGING FROM GREEN TO RED TO SHOW THAT YOUR ALMOST DEAD! BUT IM NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND ILL TRIPLE THE OFFER, AND SEND YOU 6 STICKS OF SUICIDE PUTTY, SO YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF 6 TIMES! BILLY MAYS IS SCORING WITH YOUR MOM TO KILL YOURSELF. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO GAIN, BUT NOTHING TO LOSE!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DO YOU SUCK AT LIFE? DO YOU FIND YOURSELF WONDERING HOW YOU CAN END IT ALL? HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUICIDE PUTTY! THE EASY WAY TO KILL YOURSELF! SIMPLY KNEED TO ACTIVATE, AND DIE. THE SECRET IS THE UNIQUE FORMULA THEN INSTANTLY GENERATES A CONTROLLED BURST OF HARD FUMES WHICH CUT OF THE AIR YOU BREATHE, CHANGING FROM GREEN TO RED TO SHOW THAT YOUR ALMOST DEAD! BUT IM NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND ILL TRIPLE THE OFFER, AND SEND YOU 6 STICKS OF SUICIDE PUTTY, SO YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF 6 TIMES! BILLY MAYS IS SCORING WITH YOUR MOM TO KILL YOURSELF. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO GAIN, BUT NOTHING TO LOSE!</p>
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		<title>By: metall0id</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101994</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[metall0id]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WAHHH BILLY COME BACK!!!!! WE NEED YOU MORE THAN JESUS]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WAHHH BILLY COME BACK!!!!! WE NEED YOU MORE THAN JESUS</p>
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		<title>By: hfhfgweierlu</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101993</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[hfhfgweierlu]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Hello my name is Billy Mays, And I am Here to introduce a new product called , ANGLE GLOW! That&#039;s right, it will leave your clouds looking as good as new!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hello my name is Billy Mays, And I am Here to introduce a new product called , ANGLE GLOW! That&#8217;s right, it will leave your clouds looking as good as new!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: D3Rp</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101989</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[D3Rp]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[19.95]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>19.95</p>
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		<title>By: Teeny</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101988</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Teeny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:33:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All Hail Billy Mays.
He is the best ever. 
May he rest in peace]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All Hail Billy Mays.<br />
He is the best ever.<br />
May he rest in peace</p>
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		<title>By: Jelleh</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101982</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jelleh]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I miiiiiiiiiissssssss hiiiiiiiiiiiim!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I miiiiiiiiiissssssss hiiiiiiiiiiiim!</p>
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		<title>By: Albert P</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101977</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Albert P]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Billy Mays is selling wings to angels now :(]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Billy Mays is selling wings to angels now <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Crystallia</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101973</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Crystallia]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&gt;:

Sometimes...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt;:</p>
<p>Sometimes&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Demyx</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101970</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Demyx]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup, and that Shamwow guy isn&#039;t as awesome as the one and only Billy Mays, TT-TT]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yup, and that Shamwow guy isn&#8217;t as awesome as the one and only Billy Mays, TT-TT</p>
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		<title>By: that guy</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101968</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[that guy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t worry.  He&#039;s yelling at the angels now.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t worry.  He&#8217;s yelling at the angels now.</p>
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		<title>By: jimmmmmmy</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/03/15/funny-graphs-infomercial-items/comment-page-1/#comment-101957</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jimmmmmmy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[R.I.P. Billy Mays]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>R.I.P. Billy Mays</p>
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