“Hello my name is Billy Mays, And I am Here to introduce a new product called , ANGLE GLOW! That’s right, it will leave your clouds looking as good as new!”
DO YOU SUCK AT LIFE? DO YOU FIND YOURSELF WONDERING HOW YOU CAN END IT ALL? HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUICIDE PUTTY! THE EASY WAY TO KILL YOURSELF! SIMPLY KNEED TO ACTIVATE, AND DIE. THE SECRET IS THE UNIQUE FORMULA THEN INSTANTLY GENERATES A CONTROLLED BURST OF HARD FUMES WHICH CUT OF THE AIR YOU BREATHE, CHANGING FROM GREEN TO RED TO SHOW THAT YOUR ALMOST DEAD! BUT IM NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND ILL TRIPLE THE OFFER, AND SEND YOU 6 STICKS OF SUICIDE PUTTY, SO YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF 6 TIMES! BILLY MAYS IS SCORING WITH YOUR MOM TO KILL YOURSELF. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO GAIN, BUT NOTHING TO LOSE!
Yeah, seriously – now some woman is shilling for OxiClean and I can only think, “What makes you think I want your lousy product, you with your soft girly voice that could not convince the sky it was blue?”
Billy Mays is pitching to me from beyond the grave. Every once in a while I’ll see an OxiClean commercial with him, or a Mighty Putty. Even worse, sometimes a commercial will have Anthony Sullivan pitching one of Billy’s products and Billy will appear as a little picture-in-picture.
I know, it’s just too sad for all of us, especially these reminders of his lack of a presence! This is making me cry all over my keyboard and it’s going to break! BILLY COME BACK!!! PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!
_
{\o/},,,,
,,/_\’,',’,-Fly free, Billy, fly free forever through the clouds. You deserve it.
Just because he had drugs in his system they took him off the air in the blink of an eye. Just too soon for him to die and not be yelling at the camera for people to buy crap anymore.
he helped me through from 6 to now…that is,before he died.i liked how he screamed “buy this (insert product)-boom and you’ll love it!”for some reason,i actually liked his advertisements.
R.I.P. Billy Mays
Don’t worry. He’s yelling at the angels now.
Yup, and that Shamwow guy isn’t as awesome as the one and only Billy Mays, TT-TT
Yep, they threw him in jail because she was the only thing he could beat.
“Hello my name is Billy Mays, And I am Here to introduce a new product called , ANGLE GLOW! That’s right, it will leave your clouds looking as good as new!”
Yup. Those angles will be nice and shiny. The ANGELS on the other hand…
Elbow grease. That’s angle glow.
oops i mean ANGEL GLOW
Oh man, I read Angel Blow.
I almost started liking him!! Then he died. XP
>:
Sometimes…
Billy Mays is selling wings to angels now
I miiiiiiiiiissssssss hiiiiiiiiiiiim!
All Hail Billy Mays.
He is the best ever.
May he rest in peace
Amen.
Double Amen.
Triple Amen.
Quadruple Amen. TT_TT
Quintuple Amen.
Bless his soul.
His voice reached us all.
,/\_/\
(,o.o )
> ^< -sigh, it's not the same. It never will be.
19.95
WAHHH BILLY COME BACK!!!!! WE NEED YOU MORE THAN JESUS
DO YOU SUCK AT LIFE? DO YOU FIND YOURSELF WONDERING HOW YOU CAN END IT ALL? HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUICIDE PUTTY! THE EASY WAY TO KILL YOURSELF! SIMPLY KNEED TO ACTIVATE, AND DIE. THE SECRET IS THE UNIQUE FORMULA THEN INSTANTLY GENERATES A CONTROLLED BURST OF HARD FUMES WHICH CUT OF THE AIR YOU BREATHE, CHANGING FROM GREEN TO RED TO SHOW THAT YOUR ALMOST DEAD! BUT IM NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND ILL TRIPLE THE OFFER, AND SEND YOU 6 STICKS OF SUICIDE PUTTY, SO YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF 6 TIMES! BILLY MAYS IS SCORING WITH YOUR MOM TO KILL YOURSELF. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO GAIN, BUT NOTHING TO LOSE!
awesome
I MISS THAT LOUD VOICE OF ADVERTISEMENT TELLING ME TO BUY THE PRODUCT OF 1 TO 3 EASY PAYMENT FOR $19.9555555555555555!!!!!
TT.TT
The world of advertising is a sadder, quieter place without Billy Mays. It’s also a lot dirtier cos no one’s buying OxyClean.
Yeah, seriously – now some woman is shilling for OxiClean and I can only think, “What makes you think I want your lousy product, you with your soft girly voice that could not convince the sky it was blue?”
Too soon! ;_;
Billy Mays is pitching to me from beyond the grave. Every once in a while I’ll see an OxiClean commercial with him, or a Mighty Putty. Even worse, sometimes a commercial will have Anthony Sullivan pitching one of Billy’s products and Billy will appear as a little picture-in-picture.
I know, it’s just too sad for all of us, especially these reminders of his lack of a presence! This is making me cry all over my keyboard and it’s going to break! BILLY COME BACK!!! PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!
_
{\o/},,,,
,,/_\’,',’,-Fly free, Billy, fly free forever through the clouds. You deserve it.
Aww, too soon.
i agree, too soon! this graph makes me sad
oxiclean and kaboom suck now because of that stupid new voice. doesn’t even come close -_-
You all are pathetic. There’s even no need for me to explain.
This is not funny. Making fun of Billy’s death. Shame, shame, shame…
It’s not making fun of him ya know.
Billy Mays was awesome.
Somewhere in heaven, God has more Oxiclean than He knows what to do with.
R.I.P. Billy. :/
its not making fun of him actually billy should be flattered…
R.I.P. True King of Awesome Advertisement. AKA BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!
/sob
he said in an interview, “i’m not yelling im projecting!”
Just because he had drugs in his system they took him off the air in the blink of an eye. Just too soon for him to die and not be yelling at the camera for people to buy crap anymore.
he helped me through from 6 to now…that is,before he died.i liked how he screamed “buy this (insert product)-boom and you’ll love it!”for some reason,i actually liked his advertisements.
omg once something said it was only 5 dollers on tv but the s&h was 30 dollers
I’d love to see a Billy Mays – Barry Scott showdown.
That aside, Billy was awesome! I can’t help but think of him as the American Brian Blessed. May he rest in peace with Oxycleaned angel wings.