I think this is supposed to be “Frosted Shredded Wheat” commercials… you know, the ones where the little cereal guys ride the kid’s shoulder, telling him that they got him ready for school?
Check out the M&M collectible train. I think it’s hilarious that M&M’s are using other M&M’s as fuel for their locomotive, tenders are where the fuel is stored and the tender is filled with M&M’s.
I likes to eat my friends
And make no bones about it
I likes to eat my friends
I couldn’t do without it
Ain’t a man or poet, friend
I know just how you’ll taste
Your limbs go sliding down my throat
And never go to waste
…
Jeffrey Dahmer and His mother were having dinner one night. His mother said, “Jeffrey, I don’t like your friends.” Jeffrey replied, “That’s OK, Mom, just eat the vegetables.”
I question the age of the creator of this graph. Anybody over the age of 8 would know that 85% of the pie should have something along the lines of “if you’re an educated or talented adult, you can’t see little cinnamon swirls” or “adults miss obvious details” or “kids think adults are retarded.”
I never thought of that as being a reference to how they read in Russia, just that Soviet Russia itself is backwards, and therefore things do things to you.
I’m agreeing with RCat about the “pie.” The classic commercial for Cinnamon Toast Crunch will always be “But can (insert random person who was introduced as the topic of discussion) see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?” “(Insert said random person’s ridiculous attempt at a witty and “hip” answer.)” “No!!! Its the cinnamon swirls on every bite!!!” For anyone older than the age of 8, the concept of this cereal having eyes and eating itself is atrocious and fills anyone who hasn’t seen this commercial with intent disbelief. That is why this commercial is an utter fail, and the resulting graph sadly forced to follow suit.
That’s getting by with a little help from your friends…if by “a little help” you mean taking one for the team in the ultimate manner…
Is this supposed to say Frosted Mini Wheats? Because I don’t recall cannabalism being part of Cinnomon Toast Crunch commercials.
In some of the newer ones it is.
cannabalism is SO part of cinnomon toast crunch commercials
i shall eat u nao. Stormi used CANNABALISM!
I’m having an old friend for dinner.
there is in the new ones
Is your friend a hot girl?
AUSAUSAHSAUSAUSAUSAS
i was gonna say that… now u ruined it for me
Is that like a localized commercial that the rest of the world won’t understand or something?
I think this is supposed to be “Frosted Shredded Wheat” commercials… you know, the ones where the little cereal guys ride the kid’s shoulder, telling him that they got him ready for school?
This graph is a fail.
I think your right.
Someone call fail.blog
No, they mean Cinnamon Toast Crunch. There’s a commercial with two pieces of cereal and one ends up eating the other.
I do appreciate the clarification.
Oh, never seen this CM before. Thanks.
So in summary, this is a very obscure joke that 99% of people will have to visit YouTube to understand.
Actually, there have been a bunch of these commercials.
What about the M&M commercials?
Check out the M&M collectible train. I think it’s hilarious that M&M’s are using other M&M’s as fuel for their locomotive, tenders are where the fuel is stored and the tender is filled with M&M’s.
So then……. M&Ms are Nazis?
I likes to eat my friends
And make no bones about it
I likes to eat my friends
I couldn’t do without it
Ain’t a man or poet, friend
I know just how you’ll taste
Your limbs go sliding down my throat
And never go to waste
…
THE POLICE FTW!!!!!
You, sir, win the internet.
Oh gos those commercials are so gosh dang creepy.
Jeffrey Dahmer and His mother were having dinner one night. His mother said, “Jeffrey, I don’t like your friends.” Jeffrey replied, “That’s OK, Mom, just eat the vegetables.”
I question the age of the creator of this graph. Anybody over the age of 8 would know that 85% of the pie should have something along the lines of “if you’re an educated or talented adult, you can’t see little cinnamon swirls” or “adults miss obvious details” or “kids think adults are retarded.”
In communist Russia, cereal eat YOU!
They don’t read backward in Russia. In China and certain Arabian countries, they do.
In Communist/Soviet Russia….=worst meme EVAR
I never thought of that as being a reference to how they read in Russia, just that Soviet Russia itself is backwards, and therefore things do things to you.
Some things really DO things to you, for example IRS pisses you off…does that mean in Soviet Russia, you piss off the IRS?
Man, those commercials creep me out. So so much.
Glad to see I’m not the only one creeped out by those commercials.
Was this graph made by my college roommate? The one who couldn’t get the name of any product correct? He loved Captain Crunch Crunchin’ Berries. Egad.
I’m agreeing with RCat about the “pie.” The classic commercial for Cinnamon Toast Crunch will always be “But can (insert random person who was introduced as the topic of discussion) see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?” “(Insert said random person’s ridiculous attempt at a witty and “hip” answer.)” “No!!! Its the cinnamon swirls on every bite!!!” For anyone older than the age of 8, the concept of this cereal having eyes and eating itself is atrocious and fills anyone who hasn’t seen this commercial with intent disbelief. That is why this commercial is an utter fail, and the resulting graph sadly forced to follow suit.
No it teaches them about cannibalism…MMMMMMMMMMMMMM people *drools*
Am I the only one who finds these commercials amusing? They kinda remind me of those pop-tart commercials.
Haha, whenever I saw these commercials I would be like “WTF?”