I’m thinking that your soulmate won’t care if you get up to pee; everybody pees. And in a desert area, who cares if you just whip it out and go (or squat and go).
Also, hold it. You should have gone before the movie started.
I suppose going to the bathroom while stranded in a desert wasteland wouldn’t be too bad, since who else is going to notice you taking a wizz on a sand dune?
Exactly, hate it when people come in with them huge ass buckets off beverage for a 2h film. Just bring a small bottle and you won’t have to get up in the middle of the movie and block my view you FAT BASTARDS.
The problem with the color coding is, deep yellow urine usually indicates dehydration, which can lead to all sort of medical problems. Having to go before the movie ends should be the least of Arven’s worries.
Is anyone else wondering who the f–k lives in the desert, goes to church, has important meetings, never pees at home, believes in soulmates, can’t even hold it for 15 more minutes until the movie ends AND enjoys posting on graphjam? With that type of agenda, I wouldn’t have time to waste on this site.
pretty funny
It’s just not true enough. Maybe it’s just me and my normally sized bladder :-/
If you’re almost never whizzing at home, you need to drink more water.
Or spend more time at home, maybe.
You never go to the bathroom at home? See a doctor. Seriously.
I’m thinking that your soulmate won’t care if you get up to pee; everybody pees. And in a desert area, who cares if you just whip it out and go (or squat and go).
Also, hold it. You should have gone before the movie started.
Named a bit bad (should be when you need to go to the bathroom). Somewhat funny, though.
in desert places?
I suppose going to the bathroom while stranded in a desert wasteland wouldn’t be too bad, since who else is going to notice you taking a wizz on a sand dune?
Yeah, just make sure to do it into the wind, so you don’t get your legs all wet.
Still I have to wonder why this guy has so much experience with desert places.
WITH the wind – doing it into the wind is what will get you wet.
I like the color coding. funny.
stop drinking your entire XL soda before the movie even starts.
Exactly, hate it when people come in with them huge ass buckets off beverage for a 2h film. Just bring a small bottle and you won’t have to get up in the middle of the movie and block my view you FAT BASTARDS.
Yeah, sorry about the rant.
The problem with the color coding is, deep yellow urine usually indicates dehydration, which can lead to all sort of medical problems. Having to go before the movie ends should be the least of Arven’s worries.
The desert threw me off.
Looks more like fries to me.
That’s why you always go ahead of time.
You forgot airplane. I can pee my bladder out and not drink or eat anything the whole day, but the second the plane lifts off I have to pee.
Is anyone else wondering who the f–k lives in the desert, goes to church, has important meetings, never pees at home, believes in soulmates, can’t even hold it for 15 more minutes until the movie ends AND enjoys posting on graphjam? With that type of agenda, I wouldn’t have time to waste on this site.
Dude, don’t drink so much Pepsi at the cinema.
Drink Coke instead.
The title makes it look like the OP wets themselves at the climax of every film s/he sees in the theater…
This is funny. But never going to the bathroom at home just don’t make any sense, even for a joke.