Comments on: When my mom decides to vacuum

By: Godofcheezburger

Godofcheezburger — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:01:57 +0000

OMG I FEEL UR PAIN!

By: DanActivator

DanActivator — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:39:58 +0000

Lol, complaining that it’s inconvenient to have someone clean up after you…

Don’t breed, please.

By: Second Opinion

Second Opinion — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:35:42 +0000

You care more about your show then your mother.

By: Balicruf

Balicruf — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:18:42 +0000

Shouldn’t this be more of a Venn Diagram since the floor can be dirty at the same time you’re watching your favorite show?

By: Technoman

Technoman — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:08:56 +0000

I Know, Right?!!

By: jacobenin666

jacobenin666 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:38:24 +0000

My friend tells me he doesn’t like it when his mom comes to vacuum his room, favorite show or non-favorite show.

That’s because his mom is, like, five years dead.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:53:16 +0000

Does anyone get the impression his mom is trying to make a point?

By: A Random Pooka

A Random Pooka — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:14:47 +0000

Austin has sympathy. So 1 out of some 40+ readers give a crap.

Man, that’s nowhere near as many dentists who would choose Aquafresh.

By: A Random Pooka

A Random Pooka — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:03:18 +0000

I can tell you from personal experience that passive aggressive behavior doesn’t get anything accomplished. I do it all the time, but the people I am passively aggressive towards are too stupid to notice. Hey … sounds like this kid …

By: A Random Pooka

A Random Pooka — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:01:53 +0000

I don’t think I beat anyone to that punch, I just replied in the first message’s thread of replies. Several people below us won by like hours, I think.

By: ken

ken — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:25:54 +0000

lol – time to get your own place!

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:34:26 +0000

Epic Loser. You still live with your mom so you have no right to criticize any housework she does and when she does it.

By: MOM

MOM — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:53:17 +0000

Maybe now that you’re 40, it’s time to move out and buy your own vacuum, then you can do it yourself. Don’t worry, I’ll still do your laundry.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:21:10 +0000

To sum up the comments:

Sympathy. We have none.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:20:38 +0000

Amen!

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:20:09 +0000

If you do it before your favourite show is on, you won’t miss it, clever clogs.

By: fonji

fonji — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:43:37 +0000

+12

By: Austin

Austin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:13:35 +0000

ALWAYS HAPPENS 5/5 good graph m8

By: Emily

Emily — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:43:05 +0000

Mine either. All my tv watching goes blissfully interrupted as I continue to live here rent-free…

I think I’ll go take a nap.

By: Chicky

Chicky — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:43:30 +0000

Pfft, my mom doesn’t vacuum.

By: Ghostwish

Ghostwish — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:32:19 +0000

dethbypie – Biggest piece of lazy fail ever. I bet you even made this when you should have been doing your homework.

By: Albert P

Albert P — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:31:12 +0000

Due to the nature of this graph, the data suggest that your mother vacuums while the carpet is not dirty. This data would be better suited as a venn diagram

By: dethbypie

dethbypie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:06:43 +0000

It’s not that I don’t get what she’s trying to do. It’s that I want her to STFU WHILE I WATCH THE SHOW.

By: Loupy

Loupy — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:24:40 +0000

Well damn, you beat me to it. I was going to point that out.

By: Second Opinion

Second Opinion — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:19:47 +0000

Best solution. You win!

By: Second Opinion

Second Opinion — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:17:57 +0000

This clearly goes deeper than that. Look up the term “passive agressive”. Your mother instead of asertively telling you to do chores is passive agressively doing them herself when they inconvience you to hint that you should be doing them.

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:11:26 +0000

Maybe you could help with the house work, you lazy piece of xxxx!

By: A Random Pooka

A Random Pooka — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:48:27 +0000

Tape it. I bet you have a DVR, a VCR, or access to the internet to watch it whenever you’d like.

By: A Random Pooka

A Random Pooka — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:47:02 +0000

You know, if you don’t want to hear the vacuum during your show, get off your lazy behind and vacuum yourself before your show starts?

By: dethbypie

dethbypie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:16:19 +0000

No. It is more important than her vacuuming. She should wait til I’m done.

By: hchermak

hchermak — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:06:44 +0000

Well YOU could always vacuum when the floor is dirty….

By: GoSeaHox

GoSeaHox — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:59:16 +0000

Yup. I agree. this GJ is a fail.

do the vacuuming yourself a half hour before your show is on.

By: K

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:49:52 +0000

Not to mention, she calls you when you’re starting homework. Scold you when you’re mouth is full.

By: Golem

Golem — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:33:22 +0000

*cares

By: Golem

Golem — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:32:27 +0000

Who cars? It’s just a stinking show…

That show didn’t care for you when you were younger, ccok for you or even clean for you! I suggest you spend more time with your mom so you can finally understand how much more she means to you than a bunch of ideas and actors tossed together in an afternoon by some underground production studio in Hollywood.

By: Gibo

Gibo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:28:20 +0000

Well without her, there wouldn’t be you. You should always think before you post.

By: Second Opinion

Second Opinion — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:16:22 +0000

So your show is more important than your mother?

By: mngnt

mngnt — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:09:58 +0000

How dares she clean after you when you are doing something so important! She shall burn in hell for torturing you with her caring!

By: dethbypie

dethbypie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:59:06 +0000

Actually, if I did that I would still miss my favorite show. So it wouldn’t solve any problems at all.

By: 8E

8E — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:28:23 +0000

Unless your in elementary school, you old enough to be doing your own vacuuming. Your mom isn’t your servant. Turn off the TV and lift one of your chubby, spoiled fingers to help out. Lazy a$$hole.

By: kam3000

kam3000 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:17:08 +0000

Actually, ‘Mc’ means ‘son of’, so seeing as you’re McFirst (son of First), you must be second.

By: AJ

AJ — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:12:27 +0000

Maybe get off your lazy Gen-Y butt and vacuum for her once in a while. That may solve many problems for you.

By: lollington

lollington — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:12:08 +0000

You forgot “When I pull down my pants”

Vacuuming with her mouth counts too you know

By: McFirst

McFirst — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:10:25 +0000

FIRST !