Comments on: Dangers of wearing red vs where you are.

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:25:06 +0000

secretly everybody is a nerd but nobody wants to admit it

By: Chigga

Chigga — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 19:44:00 +0000

In star trek the one in red always dies

By: DjDoDo

DjDoDo — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 23:10:29 +0000

you should have taken that offer to transfer to voyager, maybe millions of light years away, but your red suit make you a high ranking officer!

By: voice_of_reason

voice_of_reason — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:39:04 +0000

You know it because it has been mentioned seventeen times already.

By: voice_of_reason

voice_of_reason — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:37:10 +0000

The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears–they [referring to the crew guys] always wore red shirts. And they [the crew guys] always got killed.

By: Starcat

Starcat — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:21:09 +0000

Uh, no…. Captain Kirk tended to wear gold, and the pointy-eared guy always wore blue. SCOTTY was the one who wore read, but he was always safely on the ship.

By: KurisuMurei

KurisuMurei — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:11:47 +0000

Indeed, Just the mere mention of a monkey on LSD is more humorous than anything he can think of.

By: Crimson

Crimson — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:11:52 +0000

90% of nerds, which, if you haven’t noticed, are sort of everywhere nowadays.

By: AceDevil

AceDevil — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:39:44 +0000

I was going to mention that as well. It doesn’t matter what color it is. As long as you are provoking the animal, chances are it will charge at you.

By: forge

forge — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:38:56 +0000

Not if you have to administer them in Active Directory.

By: forge

forge — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:37:16 +0000

“O-**KAY** I get to go down to the planet with the Captain!! There’s Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and… oh sh*t…”

By: 390904

390904 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:35:37 +0000

don’t you get it? he’s a crip, who wear blue…sworn enemy of the bloodz, who wear red…

By: Endarkened

Endarkened — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:32:51 +0000

…
Possibly the WORST joke ever recorded on the internet. A monkey on LSD banging its head on the keyboard could make a better joke.

Hehe, Monkey on LSD…

By: Endarkened

Endarkened — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:30:31 +0000

Trekkies?

By: meow

meow — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:05:42 +0000

That is a rule up with which I’d rather not have to put.

By: RS

RS — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:49:07 +0000

Nice graph reading skills. It’s on the scale between Slight Danger and Mortal Danger, so you should have an idea of what the “You’ll Survive” here implies.

By: Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:27:12 +0000

You forgot wearing red when the Raiders’ opponents wear red. Raider fans are natural-born killers.

By: Parker.

Parker. — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:32:06 +0000

You do realize that he never says anything about dying or being injured for bullfighting and east L.A. Just saying you’ll survive doesn’t give the impression that you will be hurt but maybe that he is implying on current beliefs that red is a “dangerous color.”

By: that guy

that guy — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:51:05 +0000

thanks for ruining my childhood beliefs

By: that guy

that guy — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:48:44 +0000

who gives a crap about star trek anyway

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:21:22 +0000

o, they only wear red *AFTER* they get stabbed

By: somebody

somebody — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:32:41 +0000

You beat me to it.

I was going to say something like “Target on Christmas Eve” should be included at the level of “Mortal Danger”.

Those customers looking for last-minute crap can be vicious.

By: California Dave

California Dave — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:45:24 +0000

Wearing red at Angels Stadium – none.

By: kg333

kg333 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:12:46 +0000

They changed the color of Security from red in the original series to yellow later on. However, the meme about “red-shirts” stuck from TOS.

By: TBone

TBone — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:21:58 +0000

ummm…isnt it yellow that always died…damn guys check out the new star trek episodes

By: SkullCemetery

SkullCemetery — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:08:56 +0000

This is so true. The guy in red in Star Trek usually dies( how did I know That?).

By: Like It Is

Like It Is — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:43:05 +0000

Aw, it’s like you expect people to read comments before commenting!

By: Zoid

Zoid — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:03:41 +0000

Yes, we get it! Only 6 other people have posted the exact same thing!

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:49:54 +0000

Bulls are colour-blind, so it doesn’t matter what colour you wear.

By: Andromache

Andromache — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:50:02 +0000

THANK YOU! That irks me like nothing else.

An English professor once told us about a kid looking for the library:
Student, “Where’s the library at?”
Prof, “Never end a sentence with a preposition! We’re the kind of institution that encourages proper grammar.”
Student, “Where’s the library at, a-hole?”
Ha! I love geeky jokes.

By: strayers

strayers — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:47:26 +0000

More important is to avoid red in Target, unless you already know where to find toe fungus remover.

By: Crip#1

Crip#1 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:52:57 +0000

Red? What’s all this talk about red? Here’s a joke. What’s red and looks like blue cloth? Red cloth XD

By: IllusiveMan

IllusiveMan — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:37:30 +0000

The only good red shirt joke I’ve heard in a LONG time was on Lost. “The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts. And they always got killed.” “Sounds like a piss poor Captain.”

By: Muffin

Muffin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:08:50 +0000

The Village. Don’t forget the dangers of red in The Village.

By: Carson

Carson — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:41:00 +0000

Ya know, the myth busters proved that wearing red in a bull fight isn’t going to make the bulls want to attack you more.

By: Kit

Kit — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:50:33 +0000

For some reason I thought it said Cartman on South Park instead of Scouting on Star Trek. My mind is weird.

By: Ur-r-suk

Ur-r-suk — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:30:14 +0000

If they went to a planet on Star Trek and someone was wearing read, you pretty much knew they were gonna die first.

By: drumrobot

drumrobot — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:43:40 +0000

Bulls actually aren’t attracted/aggravated by red any more than they are by any other color. Movement is what counts.
On a 100% unrelated note, Macs are better than Windows PCs.

By: fish eye no miko

fish eye no miko — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:01:20 +0000

Bulls are colorblind. It’s not the movement of the cape that they charge at, not the color. You could wear red out in the arena, and you’d be… well, as safe as you’d be wearing any other color.
In fact, do they even use exclusively red capes anymore? Heck, did they ever?

By: GROROHAPIUDHOAIL

GROROHAPIUDHOAIL — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:50:43 +0000

“Where you are at?”
Never end your sentences in a preposition!

By: kg333

kg333 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:28:58 +0000

Also add the student section at a University of Kentucky game…I would /not/ want to be a Louisville fan anywhere near there.

By: mah boi

mah boi — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:18:08 +0000

wow. just after i posted a comment being glad that nobody said “FIRST!!”

By: Yorkshyr

Yorkshyr — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:45:01 +0000

You could also add the Balboa area of San Francisco where you can get stabbed wearing red.

By: Wynn

Wynn — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:44:36 +0000

There is no limit to how stupid you can get.

By: sane person

sane person — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:43:11 +0000

Wow another Star Trek red shirt joke. Original.

By: amethyst

amethyst — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:26:59 +0000

Only if you’re from the original Trek. By TNG the Security staff wore yellow. And have you not heard of gang colors?

By: idemidov

idemidov — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:24:04 +0000

Why red is so dangerous in East LA?
And what about scouting party in Star Trek?

By: Pizzle

Pizzle — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:21:32 +0000

FIRST!!

By: mah boi

mah boi — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:17:34 +0000

YES!!

By: Xaia

Xaia — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:01:01 +0000

I’m dieing to know why this is funny.