Comments on: What women do in the shower according to men

By: Ziana

Ziana — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 13:07:36 +0000

Traehnoel, seems to me ur the only one here whos not taking it as a joke. Grab the stick out of ur *** and lighten up xD

By: Clos

Clos — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:16:25 +0000

Ahem:

NERD ALERT!

That is all.

By: Max

Max — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 12:26:27 +0000

I agree.

By: Duck

Duck — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 01:28:24 +0000

Oh QQ im 14 and i got a good laugh

By: Bogdan

Bogdan — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:58:57 +0000

Amen ! they forgot that … sadly …

By: Bogdan

Bogdan — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:52:24 +0000

You are Boring !

By: Traehnoel

Traehnoel — Fri, 28 May 2010 12:28:04 +0000

some of you are humourless retards (and ive no doubt, the same people will take offense to this) , this graph was clearlty and beyond obviously done in good humour and for the lols. The title alone gives it away, hell, this could possibly be titled “what women belive men think women do in the shower”. Take a joke for what it is, no1 gives a toss if you dont find it funny, its for the people who do find it funny.

Also, the person who said “People who watch cartoons, even mature ones, are just childish.” WRONG, people who make coments like that, about a form of visual entertainment that has been around longer than movies and television is childish, cartoons are an expression of ones imagination, they are concieved, written, animated and produced by ADULTS, yes, the majority is aimed at children, but ALOT of it is aimed at adults, and those stories and visuals cannot be done in RL. There is nothing childish about animation or cartoon, their level of success worldwide in mainstream tv and cinema is proof of that.

By: infamous

infamous — Wed, 26 May 2010 02:41:37 +0000

Hey, it’s cheaper and more functional than a real vibrator.

By: infamous

infamous — Wed, 26 May 2010 02:39:27 +0000

Or various objects such as power tools, sports equipment, or sinks fall off their bodies as they wash.

By: randomguy65

randomguy65 — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:37:21 +0000

I have to agree with Brian. A woman made this graph.

By: marie

marie — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 02:13:42 +0000

it happens a lot, don’t worry

By: czyascanb

czyascanb — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 05:00:15 +0000

I looove showers, they help you destress, and I’ll admit it, I do some of these things. . . But only when I’m not in a hurry.

By: jacobenin666

jacobenin666 — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:10:49 +0000

It’s NOT so much “real” porn as it is good porn. People who watch cartoons, even mature ones, are just childish.

By: zomg a ZOMBIE!

zomg a ZOMBIE! — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:52:18 +0000

my eyes have seen a bit… much, and my ears have heard things some people can only DREAM of. so yeah, you are NOT alone, man.
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By: zomg a ZOMBIE!

zomg a ZOMBIE! — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:59:43 +0000

I want that to happen. I don’t give two sh*ts about your feelings. So yeah. Also, ask yourselves WHEN there was ever lesbian sex in the shower. There probably was, but not very much. Another thing. Listen to metal(music). It kicks ass.

By: psycho-ape86

psycho-ape86 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:16:20 +0000

Hell, im 12 & I really don’t give a crap about how “mature” it is (rolls eyes sarcastically) besides I have heard tons of stuff all of you would regret hearing & im NOT lying.

By: psycho-ape86

psycho-ape86 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:09:18 +0000

Alex that is gross to say when guys are around no person needs that info that is waaaaaaaaaaaay too personal. Oh and get a PSP, Nintendo DS sucks.

By: zomg a ZOMBIE!

zomg a ZOMBIE! — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:58:42 +0000

*to, rather. hate it when i misspell things…

By: zomg a ZOMBIE!

zomg a ZOMBIE! — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:33:22 +0000

hey, I was just saying… besides, I only watch it because a) I think it’s hot, b) It’s t help de-stress, and c) It’s the only real porn that I like. Also, I don’t care how badly people think of me. That, and I HAVE had sex and I HAVE a girlfriend. So f*ck off.

By: Gibo

Gibo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:42:18 +0000

Maybe that’s why you don’t get laid? You’re just contented with cartoon sex.

By: Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:10:49 +0000

No it doesn’t…the vertical line must continue all the way down, so there should be 4 wedges…

Check the front of the Camper van (VW Bus). It should look like that.

By: nowayone

nowayone — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:04:40 +0000

meh i dont do any of that…..

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:07:49 +0000

Yeah I noticed that too

By: pato_gomez

pato_gomez — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:46:37 +0000

this graph looks like the peace and love symbol

By: Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:39:44 +0000

I know someone from our town who uses the removable showerhead, water at full pressure, as a vibrator.

By: tktk

tktk — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:13:48 +0000

I fall asleep in teh shower? anyone else have this problem >.>

By: irisheagle

irisheagle — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:56:10 +0000

just means you hawk is more rock…in… wow that was lame…

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:21:30 +0000

This graph must’ve been made by a woman. I don’t know any men who think women do that in the shower.

Sexism can go both ways, people.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:34:53 +0000

They forgot to add “Shave their pits”.

By: Endarkened

Endarkened — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:27:54 +0000

Are you saying they don’t?
Be careful how you answer. You see that crystal overhead? Those are my dreams about girls in the shower.
If you say “No, They Don’t Do That Ever.” Then that crystal will shatter into a bajillion tiny little fragments, and get washed away by the void left in their place.
Do you want that?

By: asd

asd — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:26:24 +0000

They also have lesbian sex in the shower*.

*ACCORDING TO MEN.

By: Cecona

Cecona — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:46:02 +0000

if you’re not 18 don’t go to a website with mature content. It’s no fair for one little kid to ruin it for everyone else.

By: Prikolist

Prikolist — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:45:46 +0000

Pff who made this graph? The title should either be “what women do in the shower according to adult movies” or “what guys fantasize about women doing in the shower”

By: alli

alli — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:11:31 +0000

Hell, I’m a girl and I have the urge to make a shampoo mohawk on occasion (all be it slightly more difficult to accomplish considering my longer hair).

By: andie

andie — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:26:23 +0000

I’m not dissing the hawk, I rawk the hawk normally.

By: bah

bah — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:21:10 +0000

This is why I shower at night. None of this stresses of the day stuff. My shower is the start of my winding down time.

By: metoo

metoo — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:19:08 +0000

I do all those things… so you’re not alone. lol

By: Michael

Michael — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:19:49 +0000

Shampoo mohawks = pure awesomeness!

By: Awesome McCoolName

Awesome McCoolName — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:24:28 +0000

Man up ho

By: 42

42 — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:27:07 +0000

True that!

By: thestashattacked

thestashattacked — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:25:50 +0000

I don’t either. It’s just some dude who’s been watching too much porn.

Also, note that it’s what men *think* we do in the shower.

By: Miroku

Miroku — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:59:18 +0000

Typically for me.

If bath:
Read, since its more for relaxing then getting clean.

If Shower:
Mess with the hot/cold for a few minutes then get to cleaning before the hot water goes out.

By: Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:45:54 +0000

Well, how many minutes/hours/days do you spend doing that?

By: Meeine

Meeine — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:40:54 +0000

Actually I do play with the foam and I do moan a bit … but only when fingering myself …And I admit it, but I don’t do it THAT often. Mostly I just sing and adjust hot and cold water!

By: Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:12:00 +0000

No wonder…women spend 2.7 years of their lifetime in the bathroom.

By: irisheagle

irisheagle — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:58:18 +0000

HEY dont diss the shampoo mohawk!

By: Mazz

Mazz — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:49:11 +0000

No they’re not, they’re dried out cucurbitaceae.

By: An awesome person

An awesome person — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:33:43 +0000

Ewww… I regret seeing this graph… I’M UNDER FOURTEEN PEOPLE!!!

By: MCvJJ

MCvJJ — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:06:51 +0000

and have hot women within walking’s distance upon leaving the shower.

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 06:20:41 +0000

Hell yes. In the shower/bath, I do one of four things:

1) Play my DS
2) Masturbate
3) Pee (shower only, would love to in the bath, but ew)
4) Wash, furiously, quickly, ohgodiminahurryigottafinishandgetdressedandgtfo!!!! No slow, sensual washing for me, that’s the most boring part of a shower.

I only do the soap-on-body-parts if I’m taking a bubble bath and feeling bored and playful. But most of the time I’m playing my DS in the bubble bath.