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FIRST !
Im dying to know, why do you people do this? First of all, most people are smart enough to figure that out that you are first without you going “FIRST!” every time. Second, if you do, whats the point? Who gives a crap? Third, its not like people are going to give you high fives and free beer because you were first even if they do care.
It’s cos it’s kinda rare to be the first person on the comments. I don’t do it, but it’s still cool when it happens.
Rare? Are you kidding? Being first on a site like this is so easy, anyone with fingers could do it.
dude, it seems that you forgot rule 14 of the internet.
Seems pretty mundane to me. All of the options are true, none of them are ironic, none are particularly frustrating, and there’s nothing about Miley Cyrus. So, I don’t really see where the humour is supposed to be in this.
“Barks at snow” made me laugh — so true!
I think the snow rolling portion needs to be bigger. We don’t have to shovel the walkway, just get the dog rolling in the right direction.
Wow. My dog does exactly what’s on this graph.
my dog will not pee in the rain, but she loves making yellow snow!
Ok im getting sick of graphs about dogs and cats. I don’t care how your dog behaves or where your cat likes to sleep anymore.
I like chocolate.
WIN!!
Non-sequitur WIN!
My dog loves snow…It can’t wait to go outside and eat, bark, roll and pee in the snow. Then it realizes that snow is cold, and it wants to go back inside to warm up, in which the process starts anew.
My dog has a snow obsession. This graph is so extremely true, and made me laugh because I had just let my dog out and then I came back and read it, plus it’s snowy here.
I used to make snowballs and play catch with my parents dog. I’ve never seen the poor creature so confused, she’d walk around sniffing the snow wondering where the ball went.
My last dog would scratch at the door to go out, look outside and see the snow, then decide she could hold it till the next thaw and turn around… I’d kick her out anyway and she’d be back in in 30 seconds. Mission accomplished. My new dog will go do everything on this graph except pee, making me stand outside in the cold and snow now that I have to walk her. After 20 minutes of saying, “GO! Go potty! GO! Hurry up!”, she finally decides she’s ready to pee, etc. and then I can go back in. *sigh*
Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow!!!
XD yellow snow!
You forgot “Tracks snow inside and all over the house.”
So true! That ticks me off! – One of the couple HUNDRED reasons why my socks + Winter = wet
He could just make yellow carpet…