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Its like they expect you to already know what their going to say.
I know, I always say, “I SAID GUESS!!!”
What about chicken butt?
The FIRST thing I usually do is guess.
Colossal fail.
that wasnt me
actually it was
yes it truly was
You should add “Chicken Butt” as another sliver.
My thoughts exactly!
Yes–how could “chicken butt” be forgotten in this context?!
yea thats what i thought
Guess what?
Chicken butt,
Five cents a cut,
Dipped in grease,
Want a piece?
I would also add “I got a fever!”
… and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!
yes!
Guess why.
-Chicken thigh.
Guess how.
-Chicken cow.
Guess when.
-Chicken hen
All the bases are covered.
chicken cow?
Farm-animal genetic engineering has gone too far.
no, it simply hasn’t gone far enough. they’re working on fixing that.
guess who?
-chicken poo.
It’s actually “Guess what!”
It’s a command to tell the other person to guess “what.” “Guess what?” is a misinterpretation of the interjection “guess what!”
Correct. “Guess what” is not a question.
Indeed. *approves
*adds to approval chain* This has always bugged me.
Short for “Guess what happened?” or “Guess what I did?”
People don’t actually say the whole thing..
They shorten it.
I thought it meant you are supposed to guess “What?”. It’s telling you say “What?” as your guess. Fewls.
YAY! Someone who finally understands!( My friends and I are all teens and they dont know/understand much)
I always quote Scar from The Lion King: “I despise guessing games.”
Do 5 year-old’s write these graphs?
I always say, “You’re pregnant.” Whether its a male, female, young or old. Then they get mad and just tell me.
“You’re gay” works sometimes, too, especially when you act flattered that they chose to come out to you.
I do that too…
Well, you’re pregnant is my favorite, but it’s always something similarly absurd.
Just like for you they get mad and tell me
Yeah, I do the same thing and get the same response, funny how that works out.
Guess what?
MONKEY-BUTT!!
I always come up with silly responses like Pinky did in response of ‘are you thinking what I am thinking’ in the cartoon Pinky & the Brain.
So someone comes up with ‘guess what’ and I say something like ‘Space vixens with bukake powered rockets came to earth to dominate it with the use of special engineered vacuum cleaners?’ This leaves the asking person somewhat confused for a second, and gives me a giggle.
You missed the old classic, “You’re mad and I’m not”
My friend and I used to have the following conversation all the time, and I never learned to see it coming:
Him: Know what?
Me: What?
Him: GUESS NOT!!!
Ugh, it was obnoxious.
Psh… You’re telling me to guess “What”
Guess “What”.
What?
chicken butt, you forgot chicken butt.
I always look to the nearest lightbulb and go “Gee, that’s a bright one. 150?” (“Huh?” “You told me to guess the watt, so I did.” “Okay…”)
ahahahahah i ALWAYS use that word!
Am I the only one thinking of the classic Pinky and the Brain here? “Pinky, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
Not the only one. See girlysprite
Always always actually guess. And make sure the guess gores on and on and on and becomes a huge meandering pointless tale of robotic cats and world domination and kitten catalogues and inbred saviours that get squashed and arse-faced bad guys swearing revenge and preachers who can make you do whatever they say by superpowers and irish vampires.
+50 cool points if you get it.
I always say “no” in the most firm tone I possibly can whenever someone asks me that. It breaks peoples spirits. . .
When someone says guess what I say,” the fifth dentist caved, and now they all recommend Crest?”