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…I see.
Or you can play a game that doesn’t suck where you actually need to use cover.
Because games that force you to take cover everytime theres an enemy are so fun – just like MW2, where you spend the entire game playing shotgun whack-a-rat with the bad guys. The idea that realism automatically makes for a better game is a fallacy.
Have you tried the “Brothers in arms” series
Very realistic and yet very playable.
did you just call MW2 realistic? because last time i checked being stabbed once usually doesn’t kill you but being shot in the head even once or being shot 2 or 3 times in the chest almost always does. it doesn’t appear so in MW2
The point is you spend the entire game cowering behind a tiny wall waiting for a brief pause in the firing to pop up and cap someone. Anyway, what are you trying to get at? when has any game ever been realistic in any sense?
why do you care?
clearly you suck hard at MW2 if your not a newb you could move around without getting killed also graph creator clearly hasn’t played MW2 you never t-bag cause you’ll get killed but you do crouch to stay low.
Clearly you don’t get it…
I’ve seen people running around at full speed in mw2 and still get
one shot with a fully automatic weapon from halfway across the map
and i have also seen t-bagging in it without worry of getting killed.
Since WoW came out. Murlocs r real I say. Real!
Loveland Frogmen?
cuz Gears of Wars is the laggiest online game ever and its the only somewhat decent game that uses a cover system
this….is so true
i just googled t-bagging…
i want my innocence back, please?
You should’ve checked some urban dictionary or something… Googling stuff isn’t a smart thing to do to unknown words.
I’m very sorry, but looking up unknown words on the internet IS a very viable way to lose your innocence.
I know from experience. ;_;
“fapping” is not a good word to look up at a young age.
I just googled both of them.
poor thing ._.
Weren’t you LISTENING??
UrbanDictionary comes up first. o.O
I must admit to this behavior
a true gamer has no need to crouch except to shame our enemies …
I do not see crouch-jumping on this chart.
I am dissapointed.
Yeah, CS!
I do this in every game now, even if it doesn’t actually help… Force of habit.
Very…. odd.
I have been a gamer for 20 years and not once teabagged using crouch. I have used it for everything from cover, to steady a sniper shot, to activate game glitches, and a few times for an execution style finish to a 2 player deathmatch. Maybe it’s because I’m female? O.o
It could be your gender, yes…or:
It could also be where you’ve gamed for 20+ years and in general, people that “teabag” are generally under the age of 20 (or under 16, to be more true).
or it could be that pi-rat sucks and has never had the opportunity to shame someone.
no one cares about your gender. Stop trying to get attention.
How the hell does being female give them any attention (other than the ASL twats)? “Hey, look, everyone! I’m a man!” Does that make any sense as an attention whore tactic? No. Grow up and get over your gynophobia.
Maybe it’s because you’re not an idiot?
not in COD that’s more like halo
exactly
is this just console games? Crouch is like… required for basic gameplay in most other games…
They forgot “to steady your aim.”
Halo != all first person shooters
False
or, in C++ ‘!=’ means ‘does not equal’, in which case, would be true
I understood that when I commented.
t-bagging is only on xbox specially halo no one does that in CS or COD or BF
have you heard of the PlayStation?
have you ever heard of not just a glorified blu-ray player?
Which is, ironically, cheaper than an ACTUAL Blu-ray player. XD
Oh hiya fanboy!
t-bagging? are people unaware of the actual meaning. it’s spelled tea-bagging. why would it be called t-bagging?
Because it’s the internet.
pwned!
(now hes gonna ask why it is pwned and not owned =^.^=)
In which case he needs to read more internet history/lore.
And the Internet makes you stupid.
The whole chart is crouching, so why you have a sliver labeled as crouching I have no idea.
Crouching as the whole is the action.
Crouching as the sliver is the purpose. Crouching for the sake of crouching.
Then it should SAY that. Or they should call it “squatting while making grunting noises and giggling” or “exercising” or something. This whole graph sucks and I’ve not even gotten into the whole inconsistency in verb forms.
Unrelated… but maybe the collective wisdom of the Internets can help answer my question that has been bothering me for several days now. Here it goes:
Do members of the tea party movement know what t-bagging means? If they do – why do they expect the society to take them seriously if they call themselves t-bagers? If they don’t – should somebody let them know?
It’s like calling hot dogs “wieners”. Yes there’s potential innuendo, but anyone with thought can take the intended meaning.
Heh-heh Heh-heh, he said “wieners”.
Jesus Christ!!! Not everyone on every server is a freak like them. I only saw tea-bagging once in a game and it was in G-mod.
Exactly. I’ve constantly heard “Everyone under X age teabags” or “Everyone who plays X console” or “X game teabags”. Then… why haven’t at least ninety-five percent of players I’ve encountered done that?
cause your not looking hard enough try playing with “MLG” kids they’ll show you what being a d-bag is.
Err… I find that doubtful. Surely they’d have better things to do.
I have made the general assumption that the people who indulge in tea-bagging are usually of a young age or are otherwise too immature to see why it really isn’t funny or strategically worthwhile. For now, I stick to my assumption.
You forgot Bunny Hopping.
I would stop playing first person shooters if this graph represented what crouch is used for.
Some people need to tone their graphs down. These things are only funny if they make the person think it’s true.
Very true. I HAVE to t-bag if I kill someone in MW2.
Unless it was a sniper kill.
Knives are the best for t-bagging.
Then you’re an idiot and I feel sorry for anyone who has the misfortune to meet you.
That brings up the Casual vs. Pro Gamers debate.
Also, 95% of Casual Gamers here will think they are the pros and we are the casuals.
To make sure everyone understands what type of gamer they are here are the difference between the two types of games:
- Time invested:
In Pro games, you invest time developing and applying a strategy.
In Casual games, you don’t have to play a lot at once. Casual MMOs are the exception, but you only invest a lot of time in them to acquire a weapon, then another similar weapon but with 1 extra bonus point for a stat, then another weapon but with another extra bonus stat point…
- Goal:
Pro games let you chose your own goal and live an adventure.
Casuals have limited goals: finishing the game to brag to your friends, beating other players to brag you’re the best, or grind a dungeon for a piece of armor, grind again for better armor, and again, and again… When you have the best equipment in the game you realize there’s nothing fun to do in the game with it. Also, you did not have fun grinding does dungeons at all but you thought getting this loot was worth it.
- Difficulty:
In pro games, you’re constantly on the edge. One mistake and you can lose almost everything. That’s why you need a carefully planned strategy.
In casual games, the worse you risk is dying and having to wait 2 minutes to continue playing. Casual gamers still manage to find this makes the game hard.
- Content:
Pro games give you many options and opportunities. You can be a pirate, a warrior, a thief, a trader, or grow flowers in your backyard and enjoy yourself by chatting with your customers. You also have 100 different flowers coming in 60 different colors and shades and 500 different pots to put them in. (Other types of characters/jobs have the same amount of options in whatever it is they do).
Casual games don’t give you options besides moving and shooting because that just makes the game too complicated and boring. The best option you can get is replaying the game but from the enemy’s side.
Details:
Pro games take into account details such as the effect of wind and humidity on bullets, or the option to chose how you want to spread the energy among your space ship’s engines, canons and shields. You also need to chose your weapons carefully because each gun suits a different situation (choices include deciding if you prefer a gun that is lighter/shorter/more powerful/more accurate/has better range/stopping power or armor penetration/high cap mags/higher firing rate).
Casuals: the hardest decision to make is which of the AK-47 or the M16 looks the coolest. You also carry so many weapons you have the fire power of 5 tanks. Dual wielded rocket launchers anyone? In the few games that let you carry only two guns, it works in this order: ACP, Maverick, then AWP for the rest of the game.
Health system:
Pros: one shot, one kill (two for limbs). Healing requires going to a fully equipped hospital. Body armor only stops up to 3 bullets – if you’re lucky.
Casuals: your skin is made of adamantium, but a sniper rifle shot to the toe is instant death. Walk over a medkit while shooting a machinegun to get back in full shape. Body armor never fails until it’s entirely worn out. When all health is gone, killing an enemy magically heals all your wounds and repairs your armor.
Graphics:
Pros: money goes in the content first. Players can get over 5 year ago graphics if the game is well made.
Casuals: 95% of the budget must be spent on graphics. That’s the only part of casual games that can be improved and make one casual better than the other ones out there.
Balance:
Pros: Of course it’s easier to be a soldier than a trader, soldiers can fight, traders don’t, it’s normal traders are more likely to die. Hire an escort or stay away from unsafe areas dammit!
Casuals: What the hell? My goblin healer gets owned by warrior trolls all the time! OMG patch!!!
Player mentality:
Pros: “You’re right, I chose the wrong gun/ship/companions, I should had known I’d get killed. Better luck next time.”
Casuals: “STFU NOOB Im uber r0xx0r I pwned lvl 43 rogue with lvl 42 mage!! This game is broken ur hackin!!!”
Required player skills:
Pros: When shooting, consider direction of the wind, power of your bullet, distance to target, etc.
Casuals: Just learn the 3 different winning tactics and apply them over and over again until you get tired of the game. When that happens, train your cat to step on the right keys of the keyboard in the right order so you don’t lose your rank.
Extra content:
Pros: lots of mods to make your game the exact way you want it.
Casuals: A patch once in a while and 2 extensions. The patch has to install automatically because you’re not a computer geek and double clicking on the .exe you just downloaded to your desktop is too complicated.
Hardware required:
Pros: powerful CPU.
Casuals: latest graphics card. Actually two of them in SLI configuration is recommended. The main reason you buy video game is to watch a movie, not to play.
Story line/Plot:
Pros: Even movies aren’t nearly as good.
Casual: Bad guy is very mean. Good guy has to stop him because he’s good guy.
I LOL’d. Some of those are very accurate, others should be, in my opinion, the other way around and some of those work for both casual and pro gamers. I would consider myself on the border of casual and pro, but slightly more on the pro side. However, I do have to point out that “casual” and “pro” are increasingly meaningless titles in the gaming environment of today, since Sims players (stereotypically casual gamers) can put more time into their game than World of Warcraft players (stereotypically pro gamers). The only exception is games like My Horse and Me 2 or Imagine Party Babiez. Then you’re simply an idiot gamer.
You have won.
it’s called Tea bagging!