Comments on: The Truth About Valentine’s Day

By: Matthew

Matthew — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:19:55 +0000

I get laid every day by my girlfriend.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:03:32 +0000

Nobody is entitled to frivolous gifts either.

By: hill

hill — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:34:54 +0000

someday men will stop thinking of women as prostitutes that they have to bribe with generic gifts like chocolate and flowers in order to ‘get laid.’

valentine’s day my boyfriend and i made dinner together and sexed the night away.

By: sara bellum

sara bellum — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:56:17 +0000

Excellent point. Sex should only happen if both parties are willing and wanting.

By: BigFatGuy

BigFatGuy — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:07:38 +0000

You’re right. I made that graph for Valentine’s day LAST year, actually. She and I are divorced now.

By: bob

bob — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:35:06 +0000

well did he get sex that night?

By: Laina

Laina — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 01:04:53 +0000

To OP of first graph – it sounds like your SO doesn’t deserve you very much…

By: phoquess

phoquess — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:40:15 +0000

As it turns out, no matter what kind of gift you buy a significant other (read: girlfriend in a straight relationship, according to these graphs) you’re still not entitled to sex. Actually, you’re never entitled to sex! (Except with yourself.) That attitude is probably why these graphmakers don’t get laid.

By: Mazz

Mazz — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 12:33:04 +0000

Hear hear. If it’s for house maintenance, it doesn’t count as a personal gift.

By: drive-by commenter

drive-by commenter — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:18:17 +0000

Am I the only one who liked the misspelling “liklihood” on the third chart? Seemed apropos, somehow.

By: Boop!

Boop! — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:31:37 +0000

When u think of it that way…LOL.
Let’s hope flowers never sprout brains and present our severed reproductive junk to each other. Our parts are not nearly as pretty anyway.

By: AceDevil

AceDevil — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:23:10 +0000

Valentine’s Day is such a silly holiday.

By: user name

user name — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:00:17 +0000

for me, the back rub will get him further than the dinner and romantic whatever. Back rub=total turn on.

By: Sussy

Sussy — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:02:13 +0000

Really? Where I’m from we just call it Steak and BJ day. Keeps things simple. Steak can be substituted with Sushi, or something else if the guy is vegan. But for most guys the basic steak and BJ works.

By: Wolverine Girl

Wolverine Girl — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:45:44 +0000

She’s somewhat unusual in that regard. If my hubby had bought me a vacuum for V-day he’d be sleeping in the shed! We have a rule in our house – anything that relates to housework is not a gift.

By: Robs

Robs — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:33:08 +0000

I guess the creator of this pie chart doesn’t celebrate steak and Beneficial Juicing day

By: G. James

G. James — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:21:22 +0000

To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. If you put them in water, it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.

Okay, so I only had the plant castrated and presented you its severed reproductive organs. It’s the thought that counts.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:13:56 +0000

While it’s called White Day, it’s not about white chocolate. The returned favor can be any number of things.

By: BlueJohnJohn

BlueJohnJohn — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:54:36 +0000

tiquila and you will get it on… and then she won’t talk the next morning either!! WIN WIN

By: o-range

o-range — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:53:31 +0000

Valentine’s Day has been co-opted by idiots in order to sell cards, candy, flowers, and moronic teddy bears. People who let themselves get suckered into the hype get what they deserve (dead flowers, a few extra pounds, and cards and bears gathering dust).

No cut flowers for me, please, and no chocolate; give me a nice new soldering gun, and I might put out

By: o-range

o-range — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:45:19 +0000

And then March 14th the guys have to give white chocolate to the girls

By: Tasaio

Tasaio — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:36:00 +0000

Regarding the second graph: Actually, here in Japan it’s the girls who gives chocolate to the guys. So that one doesn’t apply here at all. ^^

By: sigh

sigh — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:30:37 +0000

pie chart fail

By: Minagiv

Minagiv — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:38:54 +0000

That third graph is a lie!! My stepdad bought my mom a vacuum for V-day a few years ago, and she absolutely LOVED it!!

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:12:37 +0000

Ha, I was going to get my wife a roadside emergency kit. I’ll have to rethink my strategy.