Funny how in Hollywood (and games like Splinter Cell), sewers are filled with water and only water…and big enough that you could stretch your arms and not touch the ceiling.
Though, if you’re lucky, one of the characters will look at the crystal-clear water, plug their nose and say “Boy, it stinks in here” once, after which no one will say anything about the smell.
You shouldn’t go into sewers all the time.
yeah…
Also, vampires in the day.
And mutated goldfish you once flushed down when you were a kid.
And Leela’s parents.
…Ooh! and don’t forget that gay lion guy from that show “Beauty And the Beast!” He was “Cats!” meets “Phantom of the Opera!”
and pennywise also
and cut up pieces of prostitutes that got flushed if you’re from where i’m from.
You’re from my house?
Pink ooze that is the physical manifestation of all the hate in New York City!
We made a toaster dance with it! And a bathtub tried to eat his friend’s baby!
Don’t forget CHUDs!
Don’t forget lava.
Man, did Volcano ever suck. What was Anne Heche thinking?
…Oh.
…It…
That was pennywise.
See also: storm sewer vs. sanitary sewer
Thanks for reminding everyone. Civil engineering nerds FTW!
Or in some cities like mine, where the storm AND sanitary sewers are one.
Jack Bauer is also often found in empty sewers.
Oh please don’t find him. I liked him hidden away where no one could watch his stupidity.
C.H.U.D.s!
Obviously, sewers have poo gas* and doody water.
*”Crud vapors” to the Scottish
Don’t forget “dancing crap shooters” (Guys and Dolls)
Helloooooooooooo! Indiana Jones, anyone? There was a secret lair…but there WAS a significant amount of sewage!
I was about to mention the fact that in ninja turtles they’ve got sewage down there too. lol
How about “Plenty of room to walk around”?
Don’t forget… RATS!!
National Treasure FTW.
They forgot The Punisher!
Art Carney.
hey you forgot evil clowns!
Funny how in Hollywood (and games like Splinter Cell), sewers are filled with water and only water…and big enough that you could stretch your arms and not touch the ceiling.
Though, if you’re lucky, one of the characters will look at the crystal-clear water, plug their nose and say “Boy, it stinks in here” once, after which no one will say anything about the smell.
You forgot about aliens!
How can you all forget Mr. Hanky, the talking Christmas Poo?!?! Shame on ALL of you! ::wags finger:: SHAAAAME!!!!!
You left out “Dead Bodies”!!!
yYou also forgot that pulsing lump in North Carolina!