Chances of your parents walking in while you’re watching a film
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Ugh… here we go again. Another retard who thinks hes so cool because he goes “first” Whoever started this stupid tradition should be shot.
Did any bullet touch Apollo 11?
Haha, nice one xD
WTF?
What about the one who started the stupid tradition of getting pissy at people just for saying “first”?
What about the one who started the stupid tradition of getting pissy at people just for getting pissy at people who say first?
Oh, and forty third.
My credibility has just dropped like a stone now
Don’t feed the troll.
Haha, so true. xP
Indeed, so epicly true.
if its always a sex scene. when someones head explodes or important diaoluge happens its a sex scene?
Your misinterpreting the graph. Your parents walk in on 100% of the sex scenes, 60% of the important dialog, and 40% of the exploding heads.
120% of the scenes. Some people always watch those one more time.
If nothing of note is happening there is a 0% chance that a parent will walk in. If the movie is in the middle of a sex scene, the chances of parentus interruptus is 100%.
Uuugh, totally happened to me the other day. Dad walked in mid-sex-scene and exclaimed that we were watching porn.
so true.. my mother has an uncanny ability to walk in on the very worst part of the movie, which is 90% a graphic sex scene or the worst sexual joke in the movie.
Generally, yeah. Also, pirated films that aren’t on DVD yet are 100% on parents walking in.
So, it’s not like your parents are going to arrest you.
Win
So what’s the problem,just politely let them know that this is an important part of the film,and invite them to sit and watch together.
I almost guarantee, that it will never happen again!!!
Ha Ha
It’s so true though. When I was watching Love Actually my mom was sleeping and woke up and walked in the room at guess what part… yeah, that’s right, the sex scene (and it isn’t even real, they’re actors (playing actors in the movie).
If your parents keep walking in on you during the sex scenes, you should cut back on the porn just a little bit.
My parent’s stairs creak pretty loudly, so when I visit home I hear them, can get ready to alt-tab to something harmless like freecell or something. Strangely nobody’s asked why I’m always playing freecell naked in the dark. (“that’s how it’s played out east! Seriously, mom!)
Lol
So tell me again – why is a boob smething kids must be protected from? Why does this look like “head explodes” is a better than “having sex”?
Something similar is true for videogames- my partents always turn up when I’m halfway through the difficult bits and distract me from the game, but never while the game is loading, or a boring cutscene is on.
This is exactly what I was about to say.
Maybe they do walk in at the boring parts, but then you never notice because they’re not annoying you.
Though when I’m home alone playing video games the phone has a tendency to ring every 5 minutes.
Opposite for me. When I’m playing an MGS game my parents always walk in during a cutscene. And ask whether you actually get to play this game. And get irritated about it.
You forgot “Really scary part where you’re clutching your boyfriend.”
I was watching the movie Catwoman (I bought the game at FYE for $1, and wanted to re-watch the movie), and what do you know, my Mom walked in right as the camera was slowly panning over her body.
Totally. So true.
so true.
they dont believe when you say, “it happened when you walked in” either.
Hahah, this kind of happened yesterday. My roommates and I were watching Moulin Rouge in our dorm’s lounge and someone walked in right at the part where Satine is rolling on the floor moaning. I go to a private religious college.
Happened to me yesterday, while watching sex n the city when samantha was looking at the three some the neighbor was having, yes…i knew it was coming, i wanted to change the channel but my dad was like..huh? wait odnt change it, i was mortified. full nudity also. screw you HBO
The other day I was watching 27 dresses (perfectly innocent movie) and my mum walked in on the ONLY innapropriate scene. it wasn’t even an m- rated scene but she got the wrong idea. This graph is so true haha :p
So freaking true!
have you ever noticed all these graphs add up to way over 100% ?
Two things:
1. Very funny story…really.
2. Ratings are done by a VERY small group of people so the people back then didn’t care.
That’s funny, because they cared a heck of a lot about every other movie I’ve ever seen.
Neeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrdddd raaaaaaaggggggeeeeeee….. enjoying it in your parent’s basement?
Maby it’s summer when we r on this site or we have our home worke done